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Lea
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My current interests are FBoy Island and this tiny shopping cart.

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If you see this post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Unpacking Thanksgiving decorations today and chatting about colonizer atrocities while mom unwraps the pilgrims. We have fun.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I continue to beg y’all to utilize your public library. I just took the boys to a circus class where they walked a tight rope, juggled, spun plates, etc. they had so much fun and it was FREE!! But we were the only ones there
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was running for my life in my dream last night but made sure to stop to tell Jonathan Winters how much I loved him as Humpty Dumpty.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm not sure this is exact scripture, but it's pretty close.
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.

"But what if they're on drugs?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"Or not really THAT poor?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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***jeff foxworthy voice*** If you brag about how hard the dementia screening you recently passed was...youuuuuu might have dementia.
Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One
people.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The money is there. There are contingency funds. Trump is simply not releasing it because he wants people to starve and blame Democrats even though Republicans hold both chambers of Congress and the White House. And the media will happily go along.
In the 60-year history of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, it’s never run out of money. Here are the states suing the federal government over it.
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.
two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What are we figuring out first, whose batting stance that is or Smoltz' phone number?
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
See?! That's what you get for jumping out of the way multiple times. It's the World Series, buck up.
Oh my God, it's the 18th inning. Just take one of those reeeeaaaally inside pitches for the team, ffs.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh my God, it's the 18th inning. Just take one of those reeeeaaaally inside pitches for the team, ffs.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My god, I love this stupid sport so much.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
10 pitchers but only one organist.
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can perimenopause cause 13 inning games?
lol there is literally no bottom to this list
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It is one in the damn morning. Eastern time is THE WORST.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP.

A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify.

I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
BRB, gotta fly to LA to replace the Blue Jays' 3rd base coach.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I literally kept yelling "We're repeating 2016" lasr year amd nobody wanted to hear it, but now look at us about to be Sesame Streetless.
August 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Sometimes i get tired of feeling like Cassandra, not just because i feel like I've predicted so many horrible things since 2016, but also because when you try to point shit out to people in real time, they never even learn their lesson once they're proven wrong, they just double down.
August 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is this the void I'm supposed to scream into now?
August 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Today I lost an NIH grant training clinicians to do research about intimate partner violence with perinatal women.

More women are murdered in the perinatal period than die of obstetric complications.

I didn't just lose a grant. We lost an entire cohort of people building careers to prevent that.
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Nobel Beef Prize was right there.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM