🧜♀️ The Lorelei 🌊
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“Yarn over” yarn keep trying!!!
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Yarn over” yarn keep trying!!!
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Garlic knot pythons 🐍
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Garlic knot pythons 🐍
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there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂
January 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂
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My grandfather taught me how to hunt Pop-Tarts. He'd take me out into the forests of Maine, show me their crumbly scat and the broken branches from their awkward, rectangular ambulation. I remember the first time he had me take the shot, the unaware pastry centered in my rifle's scope.
My eyes close as a wave of nostalgia for the great pop tart hunt of 1986 washes over me. Those were the days. Riding our bikes along the dry creek bed where the strawberry frosted double packs nestled together in the twilight, the scent of warm sugar and anticipation in the air.
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 8:23 PM
My grandfather taught me how to hunt Pop-Tarts. He'd take me out into the forests of Maine, show me their crumbly scat and the broken branches from their awkward, rectangular ambulation. I remember the first time he had me take the shot, the unaware pastry centered in my rifle's scope.
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*takes drag on cigarette* "Spiders Georg? That's a name I've not heard over ten thousand times a day for a long time."
December 2, 2023 at 1:05 AM
*takes drag on cigarette* "Spiders Georg? That's a name I've not heard over ten thousand times a day for a long time."
Loud quitting (slamming my laptop closed at 6pm)
December 1, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Loud quitting (slamming my laptop closed at 6pm)