🧜♀️ The Lorelei 🌊
@ldermer.bsky.social
Yes and he SUCKS. there is one thing a man can always do, and that is his duty, and it has NOT escaped us that he is NOT doing his duty. Real asshole hours
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yes and he SUCKS. there is one thing a man can always do, and that is his duty, and it has NOT escaped us that he is NOT doing his duty. Real asshole hours
Chicken keeper culture involves a LOT of off-label hoofed livestock meds
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chicken keeper culture involves a LOT of off-label hoofed livestock meds
Ok do you need my ummmmm
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ok do you need my ummmmm
I have the vague feeling that “I’ve been getting really into pop music lately” and 80% of it is that I really like the new Sabrina Carpenter album
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I have the vague feeling that “I’ve been getting really into pop music lately” and 80% of it is that I really like the new Sabrina Carpenter album
….and certainly not 25 times in a row?
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
….and certainly not 25 times in a row?
I once made my friend lose it by referring to their other best friends as my metabesties
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I once made my friend lose it by referring to their other best friends as my metabesties
Horrible fact, I think I did this with my NINTENDO SWITCH
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Horrible fact, I think I did this with my NINTENDO SWITCH
Why are my legs going through solid planks? *rubbing my temples* honestly I shouldn’t have to educate you, but it’s because they raised my Y axis to make a deceptive visual
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why are my legs going through solid planks? *rubbing my temples* honestly I shouldn’t have to educate you, but it’s because they raised my Y axis to make a deceptive visual
This is basically my WFH wardrobe but in robe form (2035??)
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is basically my WFH wardrobe but in robe form (2035??)
Coming up with fun ways that this reflects REALLY well on you as a parent (not everyone can commit to one thousand however many episodes! You’d have to be really good at breaking down a big task!!)
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Coming up with fun ways that this reflects REALLY well on you as a parent (not everyone can commit to one thousand however many episodes! You’d have to be really good at breaking down a big task!!)
(Followed by) Comment MEANINGLESS to get my ebook!
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
(Followed by) Comment MEANINGLESS to get my ebook!
Also if it was multiple nights in a row I’d probably make sure I wasn’t accidentally undereating at lunch/dinner, and unknowingly going to bed hungry, but that’s more of a self knwoledge thing (it happens to me occasionally)
October 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Also if it was multiple nights in a row I’d probably make sure I wasn’t accidentally undereating at lunch/dinner, and unknowingly going to bed hungry, but that’s more of a self knwoledge thing (it happens to me occasionally)
Umm. At first when I saw your question I thought “haha the same stuff everyone does”, but actually I take CBD which makes me very sleepy (and incidentally a bit less anxious). Also I take magnesium if I mysterious pop awake in the middle of the night.
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Umm. At first when I saw your question I thought “haha the same stuff everyone does”, but actually I take CBD which makes me very sleepy (and incidentally a bit less anxious). Also I take magnesium if I mysterious pop awake in the middle of the night.
I’m also on team “let them know”
October 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m also on team “let them know”
Last time I did this I think I had to fully bribe myself (delicious smoothie on a table nearby for whenever I wanted a break, but getting the smoothie means I MUST finish the task)
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Last time I did this I think I had to fully bribe myself (delicious smoothie on a table nearby for whenever I wanted a break, but getting the smoothie means I MUST finish the task)
For me this is the worst and most stressful self-inflicted chore
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
For me this is the worst and most stressful self-inflicted chore
Gonna go against the grain and vote key lime pie + hot fudge
September 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gonna go against the grain and vote key lime pie + hot fudge
I ALSO found this out yesterday!
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I ALSO found this out yesterday!
They say the cancer risk is negated if you review the food (misinformation by me because I really like when friends review food, I feel like I was there)
July 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They say the cancer risk is negated if you review the food (misinformation by me because I really like when friends review food, I feel like I was there)
We have something like 60-80k people lmao. Here’s the seating area (river is the other direction)
June 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We have something like 60-80k people lmao. Here’s the seating area (river is the other direction)
Okay, re: the original, I once sat at my little outdoor cafe on the river (5 seats on their patio). Another couple was sitting and seemed to be on a date. Eventually he scanned the area uneasily and admitted that he was nervous to be somewhere so urban, he’s from the country.
June 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Okay, re: the original, I once sat at my little outdoor cafe on the river (5 seats on their patio). Another couple was sitting and seemed to be on a date. Eventually he scanned the area uneasily and admitted that he was nervous to be somewhere so urban, he’s from the country.
Otoh I don’t get the supermarket ones so idk
June 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Otoh I don’t get the supermarket ones so idk
Nice for if you’re running on minimal executive function or work is busy, but a loaf of good bread would save your life
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Nice for if you’re running on minimal executive function or work is busy, but a loaf of good bread would save your life