Taylor (Not Swift)
@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social
Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
As a member of team “we can’t rule out that McLaren nerfed paistri” I am EXTREMELY STRESSED about Oscar’s last pit stop.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As a member of team “we can’t rule out that McLaren nerfed paistri” I am EXTREMELY STRESSED about Oscar’s last pit stop.
I’m pissed I now need to pick out an outfit for dinner bc my eagles gear won’t work.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m pissed I now need to pick out an outfit for dinner bc my eagles gear won’t work.
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the people shaking their heads about fans booing the Eagles offense have failed to consider that they deserve it
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the people shaking their heads about fans booing the Eagles offense have failed to consider that they deserve it
Update: I predict a crowded, but grumpy tree lightning.
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update: I predict a crowded, but grumpy tree lightning.
Refs hate the birds.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Refs hate the birds.
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
Time for a nap before go birds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Time for a nap before go birds.
Someone get Sarah Hyland a jacket! Girlie looks cold!
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone get Sarah Hyland a jacket! Girlie looks cold!
They have teamed up and Bea has taught them where the snacks come from.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They have teamed up and Bea has taught them where the snacks come from.
Bimbo snowballs reporting for duty.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bimbo snowballs reporting for duty.
I don’t think we fully appreciate how amazing it is that the eagles didn’t just take their foot off the gas in the Super Bowl because that is WHAT THEY DO
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don’t think we fully appreciate how amazing it is that the eagles didn’t just take their foot off the gas in the Super Bowl because that is WHAT THEY DO
I am done being alive.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am done being alive.
The river is looking really inviting to walk into right now.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The river is looking really inviting to walk into right now.
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the refs clearly got the message from the booth that this game needed to be closer
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Touchdown Refs!
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Touchdown Refs!
Someone get me the Jake gif holy shit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Someone get me the Jake gif holy shit.
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
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Her: you’d better not be perfectly parallel to the ground after adjusting to a slightly under thrown ball to make a huge catch on the road in a rivalry game when I get there
Me:
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Her: you’d better not be perfectly parallel to the ground after adjusting to a slightly under thrown ball to make a huge catch on the road in a rivalry game when I get there
Me:
Me:
WHY would you pay to play a commercial in Philly that ends “how bout them cowboys?” I never want to eat a Tostito again.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
WHY would you pay to play a commercial in Philly that ends “how bout them cowboys?” I never want to eat a Tostito again.
Long may Jerry Jones live baby.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Long may Jerry Jones live baby.
The way my husband and I just yelled HOLY SHIT in perfect unison.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The way my husband and I just yelled HOLY SHIT in perfect unison.
Why are the cowboys bundled up like they’re in MN? Aren’t they indoors, in Texas?
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why are the cowboys bundled up like they’re in MN? Aren’t they indoors, in Texas?
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Man fuck all the loser who constantly disrespect Jalen Hurts. He is him. #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Man fuck all the loser who constantly disrespect Jalen Hurts. He is him. #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly
I love when other teams stop the eagles but they essentially just run the clock instead.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love when other teams stop the eagles but they essentially just run the clock instead.
