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Taylor (Not Swift)
@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social
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Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
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They have teamed up and Bea has taught them where the snacks come from.
Two white hens and a black hen with a white head plume of feathers stare through a sliding door like they’re going to fight someone for feed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Bimbo snowballs reporting for duty.
Two large white chickens. One is looking directly into the camera.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Soups on!
A bowl of quinoa and vegetable soup topped with avocado and queso fresco.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Also before I eagles post too hard, everyone say hi to Scibbles!
An orange and white cat, who sort of looks like he’s been dipped in dirt, gives airplane ears while laying on a bed, snuggled into his mom.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Watching Mickey Mouse conduct the Bellagio Fountains to the F1 theme - and they say Americans have no culture.
A photo of a tv with Mickey mouse conducting the bellagio fountains.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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7 years of Bubbles!
A very fluffy black rabbit wearing a bandana that says happy gotcha day! The same very fluffy rabbit is flopped out FLAT on the floor. The same fluffy black rabbit is flopped over on his side and surprise! His tummy is white!
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The restock continues! Everyone please say hello to Betty Airbus and Gertrude Airbus. So named because they were caught trying to get on a plane at the Philly airport before being brought to rescue.
Two white chickens are foraging in a pile of leaves.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Everyone please say hello to Wolfgang Aioli.
An orange and white cat stares into the camera. He has a clipped ear.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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When in doubt, make paella.
A pan full of vegetable paella with cauliflower, green beans, chickpeas and red peppers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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He’ll sit even if he doesn’t fit.
A fat black cat in a blue bow tie sits with one leg in a tiny box.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Man I hope my client on my 1PM call likes cats:
A woman sits criss cross applesauce on an office chair. On her lap are a brown tabby cat and an orange tabby cat. everyone is snuggling.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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How your email finds me:
A brown tabby cat with a white tummy and paws sits up in his moms lap with his paws on the desk. He is yawning (and showing off his single tooth) but it looks like he’s screaming. R
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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While we were gone, bubbles commandeered the Costco cat scratcher and the cats are now only allowed to use it with his express permission (which they must earn)
A very very fluffy black rabbit is sprawled out oozing from the doorway of a cardboard Costco warehouse cat scratcher.
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Locked back in, dinner in hand.
A bowl of shells, sauce and butternut squash topped with ricotta.
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Phillies fans stay mad.
A sign for a strip mall that says BRUH W T PH in moveable letters.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Finally got to go to dinner, each in a hand knit (by me) sweater!
A selfie of a man and a woman. He’s wearing a hand knit yellow green and red hand knit sweater and she’s wearing a black and purple hand knit sweater. Also her Invisalign was worth it - her teeth are STRAIGHT.
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Let me just block my sweater so I can wear it to work tomorrow…
A very large black cat lays on top of a black and purple hand knit sweater
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Has something terrible happened to Westlaw’s search? How did I get this as a result about IRC section 2701? Am I losing it?
A photo of a westlaw screen that says: O DIE IS GAIN O HARBINGER 40 • Kenneth Andrus - Harbinger • (Approx 3 pages) ument Citing References (0) - 25 of TO DIE IS GAIN "Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ into your life as your personal Lord and Savior, Ms. Mary Anne?" "Yes, Pastor, I do," Mary Anne replied, wringing her hands and resisting the urge to scratch the back of her neck. The skin there was already red and splotchy. Her hair was dull and stringy, and her veins were rough and calloused. After her fourth miscarriage, Mary Anne was wean for the seventh time, and it had been thirteen days and seventeen hours since she had even seen a syringe. Or was it seventeen days and thirteen hours? Or thirteen hours and seventeen minutes? What year was it! The Pastor looked upon the wired-up, wiry woman who couldn't seem to maintain eye contact. Before she could notice the look on his face, he regained his composure and cleared his throat. He adopted a smile. "Mary Anne." When he realized her attention was focused on some invisible distraction, he barked her name again. She shrunk a little at his tone, but forced herself to look at him. "I need you to take this seriously, Mary Anne. This is your salvation at stake." She nodded frantically. "Do you realize if you truly accept Christ into your life, you will be able to see your children in Heaven?" Mary Anne was taken aback. How did this man know about her.. problem? Maybe he truly was a God-send. As if reading her mind, and he probably could, the Preacher continued. "Yes, Mary Anne, 1 know a lot of things, but only what the Lord has allowed me to know. You too can have this knowledge if -" He was interrupted by the woman's sudden sobbing. His eye twitched. "What is the matter?" It took a minute for Mary Anne to rein in her emotions. No one had ever treated her with such kindness and mercy. "It's just that." she finally managed. "Do I deserve this? Could someone like me really be loved?" Before she could break down again, t…
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Please Phillies, give me a reason to chuck him across the room.
A giant black cat lays on a lap. A gray cat lays nearby.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Guess who finally finished her first sweater for herself?!
A woman in a handknit black and purple speckled sweater poses with thumbs up.
October 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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My life is just a pebbles fan account now.
A gray and white tuxedo cat with gold eyes sits on a desk staring into the camera. Her tail is tucked between her front paws. She is wearing a green and orange collar with martinis on it.
October 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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A morning in the *life*
A grey and white tuxedo cat stares into the camera concerned next to a laptop updating its firmware. In the background an orange cat is fucking with the curtains.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Update: we’ve done it again.
Vegetarian paella with green beans, red bell peppers and cauliflower.
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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In case you’re wondering how much paella we make… we only use this sherry for paella 🤣
A bottle of Taylor sherry. It’s 1/3 full.
September 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I can’t believe I get to share a home with these little snuggle bugs.
A small gray cat and a brown tabby cat lay smushed together in two loaves.
September 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM