Taylor (Not Swift)
@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social
Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
Just got a text from our cleaner “i think one of the chickens escaped” and had to rush home to this:
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just got a text from our cleaner “i think one of the chickens escaped” and had to rush home to this:
Behold my iPad children.
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Behold my iPad children.
Just ate a cold stone ice cream in the KOP mall on a Friday night and I swear it fixed something deep inside me.
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Just ate a cold stone ice cream in the KOP mall on a Friday night and I swear it fixed something deep inside me.
It is “chickens in the house weather” right now. Unfortunately in the house means directly behind my work desk. Tell me why these meat birds are snapping at me like alligators at feeding time??
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It is “chickens in the house weather” right now. Unfortunately in the house means directly behind my work desk. Tell me why these meat birds are snapping at me like alligators at feeding time??
That punt was giving *Sirianni*
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
That punt was giving *Sirianni*
Just tasted a Pinot noir and said “this tastes like standing next to bulls bbq at cbp”
What I meant was that it’s smoky.
What I meant was that it’s smoky.
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just tasted a Pinot noir and said “this tastes like standing next to bulls bbq at cbp”
What I meant was that it’s smoky.
What I meant was that it’s smoky.
He did not fits but he still sits (no really, it sounded like a tornado upon entrance and exit)
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
He did not fits but he still sits (no really, it sounded like a tornado upon entrance and exit)
There is a tiny part of me that is so glad I do not need to watch these fuckin ding dongs again.
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
There is a tiny part of me that is so glad I do not need to watch these fuckin ding dongs again.
Give Q a knife.
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Give Q a knife.
We do not deserve to win this game. Holy shit.
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
We do not deserve to win this game. Holy shit.
All Jalen’s yapping at the line is him overriding Kevin right?
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
All Jalen’s yapping at the line is him overriding Kevin right?
Am I screaming at the tv? Yes. Do the cats care? Absolutely not.
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Am I screaming at the tv? Yes. Do the cats care? Absolutely not.
In this house, we love Tank.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
In this house, we love Tank.
Seems Kevin found the rest of the playbook. Make sure he doesn’t put it down.
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Seems Kevin found the rest of the playbook. Make sure he doesn’t put it down.
Pregame soup check. Go birds.
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Pregame soup check. Go birds.
If the Eagles game is as close as these other games, I am walking down the hill, picking up rocks, and walking into the Schuylkill River.
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If the Eagles game is as close as these other games, I am walking down the hill, picking up rocks, and walking into the Schuylkill River.
I really dislike McVay and his pointy ass hair.
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I really dislike McVay and his pointy ass hair.
If you send your lawyer a legal memo written by chat gpt you should be barred from hiring a lawyer for 5 years for the first offense. Forever for the second.
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If you send your lawyer a legal memo written by chat gpt you should be barred from hiring a lawyer for 5 years for the first offense. Forever for the second.
Everything is shit. We made risotto. A tiny bright spot.
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Everything is shit. We made risotto. A tiny bright spot.
Sometimes I use read allowed in Word to do final proofreading of documents. Can someone please tell me why, in paragraphs which included my client’s Indian name, Word used a DIFFERENT VOICE?
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Sometimes I use read allowed in Word to do final proofreading of documents. Can someone please tell me why, in paragraphs which included my client’s Indian name, Word used a DIFFERENT VOICE?
I just saw a mother and daughter have their first Wawa experience and it was lovely.
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I just saw a mother and daughter have their first Wawa experience and it was lovely.
Today Betty, pictured below, had to go to the vet and she was declared “the best condition broiler (aka meat bird)” that the vet ever saw. This is my proudest accomplishment.
Last month we accidentally adopted meat birds (the rescue said they were leghorns, they are not) and I’m pretty sure I’ve really grown on them as more than just “the lady with the scoop of feed”
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Today Betty, pictured below, had to go to the vet and she was declared “the best condition broiler (aka meat bird)” that the vet ever saw. This is my proudest accomplishment.
Good news everyone! Due to an insane start to 2026, my boss and I just decided that today was simply the second half of the first billing day of the year. Tomorrow is the second day. So if anything, we’re nailing it.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Good news everyone! Due to an insane start to 2026, my boss and I just decided that today was simply the second half of the first billing day of the year. Tomorrow is the second day. So if anything, we’re nailing it.
This hurts me even more than it hurts you I promise - me saying goodbye to the cats this morning after being home for 6 days straight.
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
This hurts me even more than it hurts you I promise - me saying goodbye to the cats this morning after being home for 6 days straight.