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BREAKING: Mexican Cartels abandon Canada after being forced to conduct business in both English and French
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
BREAKING: Mexican Cartels abandon Canada after being forced to conduct business in both English and French
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!
March 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!
Gloves off, elbows up babyyy
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gloves off, elbows up babyyy
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
We should at least all get cool goatees or something
I am so tired of living in the darkest timeline
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We should at least all get cool goatees or something
Skoden, you motherfucker
March 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Skoden, you motherfucker
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Hi hi this is my shop! I’m trying to keep myself afloat during cancer treatments while working a full-time job, and my landlord increased the rent this year. If you’re in need at all of emotional support stickers, I have three right now that are pretty cute. 💖
Sometimes we need a reminder that we can truly trust ourselves. This vinyl sticker can be that daily reminder!
www.etsy.com/listing/1479...
www.etsy.com/listing/1479...
Trust Yourself - Weatherproof Vinyl Sticker - Mental Health - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CraftandBrand. Ships from Gilbert, AZ. Listed on Mar 2, 2025
www.etsy.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hi hi this is my shop! I’m trying to keep myself afloat during cancer treatments while working a full-time job, and my landlord increased the rent this year. If you’re in need at all of emotional support stickers, I have three right now that are pretty cute. 💖
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Library days are good days 📚
February 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Library days are good days 📚
I straight up refuse to buy a car with a massive fucking touchscreen so this is excellent
Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.
This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.
(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.
(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe
Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.
www.theverge.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I straight up refuse to buy a car with a massive fucking touchscreen so this is excellent
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Ontario Election: Plurality of a Minority gives Ford a Majority
Ontario Election: Plurality of a Minority gives Ford a Majority
QUEEN'S PARK - Premier Doug Ford won a commanding majority government this week when his Progressive Conservative party got almost half of the votes cast by the almost half of the electorate who even ...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ontario Election: Plurality of a Minority gives Ford a Majority
🧑🍳
February 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!
February 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!
the snow will probably stop eventually… right?
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the snow will probably stop eventually… right?
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I don't think anyone is demanding that every person needs stacks of film, VHS, DVDs and Blurays but the fact is, owning physical media is the only way to guarantee access to what you wish to see in the future. We are seeing streaming getting yanked on a whim and it's only going to get worse.
February 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I don't think anyone is demanding that every person needs stacks of film, VHS, DVDs and Blurays but the fact is, owning physical media is the only way to guarantee access to what you wish to see in the future. We are seeing streaming getting yanked on a whim and it's only going to get worse.
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“My fucking back!” reports nation
"My fucking back!" reports nation
OTTAWA - Reports from homes across the nation have indicated that they've hurt their back shovelling snow once again.
www.thebeaverton.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“My fucking back!” reports nation
whatever you say to your kids will one day be said right back to you - as evidence by eldest kiddo telling me to “watch my tone” with his little sister
February 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
whatever you say to your kids will one day be said right back to you - as evidence by eldest kiddo telling me to “watch my tone” with his little sister
snowy little stomps
February 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
snowy little stomps
snowy sunday ❄️
February 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
snowy sunday ❄️
big kiddo told me today that some kid at school called him a name and it made him so sad and it’s truly wild the righteous fury that courses through my veins at the thought of that happening
February 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
big kiddo told me today that some kid at school called him a name and it made him so sad and it’s truly wild the righteous fury that courses through my veins at the thought of that happening
lil kiddo said her first two word sentence today. it was “more eat” followed by a guttural bellow of rage, which should tell you everything you need to know about her
February 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
lil kiddo said her first two word sentence today. it was “more eat” followed by a guttural bellow of rage, which should tell you everything you need to know about her
Sweet peas 🫛
February 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sweet peas 🫛
nihilism isn’t a cute look, especially when we’re staring directly into the ever-widening maw of fascism. we all need to start caring about 100x more, actually
February 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
nihilism isn’t a cute look, especially when we’re staring directly into the ever-widening maw of fascism. we all need to start caring about 100x more, actually
Just a snowy little test post!
February 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just a snowy little test post!