It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men who look like they were created in the bowels of Mordor have the MOST to say about women’s looks.

If you don't have a problem with proudly displayed Irish flags in Boston then maybe quit griping about Mexican flags in LA

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
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Lawmakers are focused on the wrong thing: At a time when Americans need health care, they're bent on meddling in our personal lives, trying to control our bodies, and attacking abortion access.

Stardew Valley is making me addicted to growing things in real life and then trading vegetables and fruits with my friends who are also Stardew Valley addicts who are growing things in real life, so it’s definitely a game pushed by Big Commune.

Star of the day!
#Easter #bunnies #rabbits

Step 1: Declare #tariffs on the entire world.
Step 2:

Crawford: I never could have imagined that I'd be taking on the richest man in the world for justice in Wisconsin. And we won.

Check out my first Substack essay debunking Elon Musk's claims about empathy!

#Politics #Religion #Evolution

Zelenskyy is a better man than me because I would have started biting people.

It took many years to develop birth control for men, but I’m so glad the CyberTruck arrived and fixed all that.

decidedly not a snow bunny

If not fascism, why fascism shaped?

I have a ✨brave✨ confession.
I prefer paperback books 🫣

You won’t catch me fighting for those limited edition hardbacks 😂