Laurie Bishop is Querying!!
@lauriebishop.bsky.social
A queer author and artist from New York working to publish their debut novel, an erotic horror romance titled Nothing But The Real Thing ❤️🎵🐝 18+
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Accusing online creators of NSFW material of being anti-child-safety or worse, simply because they want to have a place where they can share their smut in peace, is a spurious argument.
The responsibility for making sure kids don't access things they shouldn't see lies with their legal guardians
The responsibility for making sure kids don't access things they shouldn't see lies with their legal guardians
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Accusing online creators of NSFW material of being anti-child-safety or worse, simply because they want to have a place where they can share their smut in peace, is a spurious argument.
The responsibility for making sure kids don't access things they shouldn't see lies with their legal guardians
The responsibility for making sure kids don't access things they shouldn't see lies with their legal guardians
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It's been a long week.
Rest here, weary creative.
You deserve it.
Rest here, weary creative.
You deserve it.
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's been a long week.
Rest here, weary creative.
You deserve it.
Rest here, weary creative.
You deserve it.
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When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom
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some days you wake up and it's like "oh RFK Jr said a lady had a baby in her placenta" and it is offensive that I have to continue to pay attention to men whose brains are mostly moldy oatmeal, but for some reason this country gave them the power to make medical decisions for all of us
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
some days you wake up and it's like "oh RFK Jr said a lady had a baby in her placenta" and it is offensive that I have to continue to pay attention to men whose brains are mostly moldy oatmeal, but for some reason this country gave them the power to make medical decisions for all of us
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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[Werner Herzog voice]: The computer… it is a cruel, unfeeling god. Left too long in its ceaseless hum, it festers with demons. The human, fragile and insignificant, clings to the ritual of restarting… as if this act could stave off the abyss of digital chaos. But the darkness always returns.
I'm not really superstitious about anything, except the computer, which must be restarted if it has been on too long, to cleanse it of bad or negative energies
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]: The computer… it is a cruel, unfeeling god. Left too long in its ceaseless hum, it festers with demons. The human, fragile and insignificant, clings to the ritual of restarting… as if this act could stave off the abyss of digital chaos. But the darkness always returns.
October 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I spend a lot of time on my nsfw account lately. I try to keep abreast of the latest political news surrounding the recent assault on NSFW content online and in media in general and everyone else should too.
Also, I like porn.
Also, I like porn.
October 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I spend a lot of time on my nsfw account lately. I try to keep abreast of the latest political news surrounding the recent assault on NSFW content online and in media in general and everyone else should too.
Also, I like porn.
Also, I like porn.
September 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Unclenching my jaw isn't enough anymore, I need to figure out how to unhinge it like a snake
September 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Unclenching my jaw isn't enough anymore, I need to figure out how to unhinge it like a snake
My goodness it's been quite a long time.
I've been quite busy these days. I'm preparing for my partner to move in with me, the book is still in the editing phase, and my mental health has been up and down. I'm hoping to catch up with everything, and see what i've missed. Thanks for having me back.
I've been quite busy these days. I'm preparing for my partner to move in with me, the book is still in the editing phase, and my mental health has been up and down. I'm hoping to catch up with everything, and see what i've missed. Thanks for having me back.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My goodness it's been quite a long time.
I've been quite busy these days. I'm preparing for my partner to move in with me, the book is still in the editing phase, and my mental health has been up and down. I'm hoping to catch up with everything, and see what i've missed. Thanks for having me back.
I've been quite busy these days. I'm preparing for my partner to move in with me, the book is still in the editing phase, and my mental health has been up and down. I'm hoping to catch up with everything, and see what i've missed. Thanks for having me back.
I need to get back on the horse. Writing or art? Yes.
March 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I need to get back on the horse. Writing or art? Yes.
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GODKILLER x THE CURSE OF SAINTS
When Merit's lover chooses her best friend as his next sacrifice, Merit vows to murder him. But to slay a god, she must first find his weakness—and defeat his bodyguard, the wielder of death.
#PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #PopUpPit #F #A
When Merit's lover chooses her best friend as his next sacrifice, Merit vows to murder him. But to slay a god, she must first find his weakness—and defeat his bodyguard, the wielder of death.
#PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #PopUpPit #F #A
March 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
GODKILLER x THE CURSE OF SAINTS
When Merit's lover chooses her best friend as his next sacrifice, Merit vows to murder him. But to slay a god, she must first find his weakness—and defeat his bodyguard, the wielder of death.
#PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #PopUpPit #F #A
When Merit's lover chooses her best friend as his next sacrifice, Merit vows to murder him. But to slay a god, she must first find his weakness—and defeat his bodyguard, the wielder of death.
#PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #PopUpPit #F #A
A while ago I was unfortunately barred from posting books on Kindle because I accidentally waited too long to upload an ID to Amazon as proof of my identity because I got the due date wrong in the email. Whoops.
I don't know if I can appeal but my book will be available on Barns and Noble.
I don't know if I can appeal but my book will be available on Barns and Noble.
March 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A while ago I was unfortunately barred from posting books on Kindle because I accidentally waited too long to upload an ID to Amazon as proof of my identity because I got the due date wrong in the email. Whoops.
I don't know if I can appeal but my book will be available on Barns and Noble.
I don't know if I can appeal but my book will be available on Barns and Noble.
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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"Does your book have themes?"
Yes.
"What are they?"
Yes.
Yes.
"What are they?"
Yes.
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"Does your book have themes?"
Yes.
"What are they?"
Yes.
Yes.
"What are they?"
Yes.
March 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hello, bluesky. Long story short my sporadic posting habits have now shifted from being emotionally exhausted to physically exhausted as i've recently been diagnosed with degenerative disc disease. I am taking action to lessen the issues but it just seems like things keep getting in the way.
March 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hello, bluesky. Long story short my sporadic posting habits have now shifted from being emotionally exhausted to physically exhausted as i've recently been diagnosed with degenerative disc disease. I am taking action to lessen the issues but it just seems like things keep getting in the way.
I'm not sure when but I passed 1k followers on here? Thank you!
There's been a lot going on so far... I haven't been able to focus on writing as much as I would like to. Besides, it's discouraging to get rejected so much - but i'll keep at it. I'll try and make a real comeback soon.
There's been a lot going on so far... I haven't been able to focus on writing as much as I would like to. Besides, it's discouraging to get rejected so much - but i'll keep at it. I'll try and make a real comeback soon.
February 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not sure when but I passed 1k followers on here? Thank you!
There's been a lot going on so far... I haven't been able to focus on writing as much as I would like to. Besides, it's discouraging to get rejected so much - but i'll keep at it. I'll try and make a real comeback soon.
There's been a lot going on so far... I haven't been able to focus on writing as much as I would like to. Besides, it's discouraging to get rejected so much - but i'll keep at it. I'll try and make a real comeback soon.
January 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hello world, i'm back.
I have a lot to do this month (most of which involves getting my life in order wowie) but i'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle writing, querying, and promoting Nothing But The Real Thing as well!
Happy New Year🎊
I have a lot to do this month (most of which involves getting my life in order wowie) but i'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle writing, querying, and promoting Nothing But The Real Thing as well!
Happy New Year🎊
January 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hello world, i'm back.
I have a lot to do this month (most of which involves getting my life in order wowie) but i'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle writing, querying, and promoting Nothing But The Real Thing as well!
Happy New Year🎊
I have a lot to do this month (most of which involves getting my life in order wowie) but i'm looking forward to getting back in the saddle writing, querying, and promoting Nothing But The Real Thing as well!
Happy New Year🎊
Still on a break until the end of the holidays. I have a lot to do come January, and I need to prepare.
December 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Still on a break until the end of the holidays. I have a lot to do come January, and I need to prepare.
Haven't been socializing much since the holiday. Wanted to take some time off, not even think about writing or querying... But I'm about to get back in the saddle a bit before Christmas soon.
December 3, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Haven't been socializing much since the holiday. Wanted to take some time off, not even think about writing or querying... But I'm about to get back in the saddle a bit before Christmas soon.
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Born to be evil forced to work
November 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Born to be evil forced to work
Some cute banter. We like banter, right? #WIPsnips #writingcommunity
November 25, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Some cute banter. We like banter, right? #WIPsnips #writingcommunity