LT
@laurentousignant.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief of Jezebel, last name pronounced Two-sig-naut, One-sig-naut was taken :(
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this is among the great tragedies of the media industry falling apart; journalists whose failures used to be smoothed out by editors and balanced out by colleagues with more integrity are now forced to do weird stunts like this to get more eyeballs
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is among the great tragedies of the media industry falling apart; journalists whose failures used to be smoothed out by editors and balanced out by colleagues with more integrity are now forced to do weird stunts like this to get more eyeballs
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Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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October 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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This actually made me sick to my stomach
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This actually made me sick to my stomach
taylor is dick drunk and i hate it
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‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Has Plenty of Sparkle, Not a Ton of Spark
This is not the Max Martin magnum opus of Swedish-synth bangers that Taylor Swift teased.
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October 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
taylor is dick drunk and i hate it
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guys, there's a video of a woman saying goodbye to her toddler, telling her it was "such an honor to be your mommy," and another woman who bought bibles from the dollar store to leave on her counter for those who get left behind
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TikTok Says the Rapture Is Tomorrow, So Prepare Accordingly
One woman said she believes "with all my heart" that everyone will be raptured this week, but that she'll make an apology video if not.
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September 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
guys, there's a video of a woman saying goodbye to her toddler, telling her it was "such an honor to be your mommy," and another woman who bought bibles from the dollar store to leave on her counter for those who get left behind
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What are we doing ?
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What are we doing ?
FP people can't spellcheck one of the biggest pop stars
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
FP people can't spellcheck one of the biggest pop stars
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As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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AFP Says Its Journalists in Gaza Are Starving to Death
As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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Ending this gorgeous news week with a delightful trip down memory lane
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Barf Bag: Because a certain news cycle is now definitely going to carry over into next week, it's time to take a trip down memory lane.
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For No Reason at All, Let's Revisit Trump's Creepy Comments About His Daughter
Barf Bag: Because a certain news cycle is now definitely going to carry over into next week, it's time to take a trip down memory lane.
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July 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ending this gorgeous news week with a delightful trip down memory lane
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i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
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From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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Bad Host, Great Show: Our Fave (and Least Fave) Moments of the 2025 ESPYs
From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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July 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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it's only Wednesday, but confident in declaring this the most infuriating story of Trump's 26th week in office
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The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food
Federal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.
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July 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it's only Wednesday, but confident in declaring this the most infuriating story of Trump's 26th week in office
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i love when women work together
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How Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of Hooliganism
At the UEFA Women's Euros, Sweden's Soft Hooligans are marching, drumming, and cheering their way through Switzerland to ensure the energy is up and the vibes stay high.
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July 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i love when women work together
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I really am happy here, but…its still not delivering the same type of scroll as the other place
July 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I really am happy here, but…its still not delivering the same type of scroll as the other place
My favorite part of this interview was when Varney asks Dr. Oz if 11 million people will lose their health insurance, and Oz says no, because "the numbers are often offered by economists who look at numbers." He then adds, "This is really a psychology question." OK!
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Dr. Oz Brings Carrot Cake to Fox Business… to Tell Medicaid Recipients Not to Eat Carrot Cake??
“I was jokingly calling this the MAHA Medi-cake,” Dr. Oz said. “I couldn’t find a healthy cake, so I brought the closest thing.” What?
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July 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My favorite part of this interview was when Varney asks Dr. Oz if 11 million people will lose their health insurance, and Oz says no, because "the numbers are often offered by economists who look at numbers." He then adds, "This is really a psychology question." OK!
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Not to critique an already-stunning piece of art, but I think the Eagle's talons should have been painted red, white, and blue
Donald Trump’s trade war and threats to absorb Canada as a U.S. state have fueled a fiery resistance up north. Americans don’t know the half of it.
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Read our latest cover story: buff.ly/evrDsc8
July 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not to critique an already-stunning piece of art, but I think the Eagle's talons should have been painted red, white, and blue
Anyone inside DHS who feels like chatting about Kristi Noem (or who previously worked for her in South Dakota), my signal is @laurentousignant.22 (you can remain anonymous)
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July 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Anyone inside DHS who feels like chatting about Kristi Noem (or who previously worked for her in South Dakota), my signal is @laurentousignant.22 (you can remain anonymous)
Can also contact tips@jezebel.com
Can also contact tips@jezebel.com
About to face another egg shortage
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Elon Musk's AI Chatbot Turned Into a Nazi After Getting Anti-Woke Update
Egg prices finally dropped below $300 a carton, and here we are, facing another egg shortage thanks to all the yolks currently dripping off Musk's stupid mug.
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July 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
About to face another egg shortage
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In these dark times, I'm proud to say that Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social does not recognize Twitter as "X," or even "X, formerly known as Twitter." We only call Twitter Twitter.
July 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In these dark times, I'm proud to say that Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social does not recognize Twitter as "X," or even "X, formerly known as Twitter." We only call Twitter Twitter.
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For the past year, I've been talking to dancers fighting for better workplace protections for pregnancy and parenting. It's a fight experts say is "unprecedented" due to long-standing cultural and structural challenges within ballet. And it's being led by artists themselves.
Out now for ELLE:
Out now for ELLE:
How Ballet Is Fighting for Dancer Pregnancy Rights
“We’re told we should do it ‘for the love of the art form,’ but we still have bills to pay and families to raise.”
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July 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
For the past year, I've been talking to dancers fighting for better workplace protections for pregnancy and parenting. It's a fight experts say is "unprecedented" due to long-standing cultural and structural challenges within ballet. And it's being led by artists themselves.
Out now for ELLE:
Out now for ELLE:
Currently watching The Bear finale. I hated this season?
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Currently watching The Bear finale. I hated this season?
Also in this lil blog: Gutting the NOAA was part of Project 2025 (shocker) because Russell Vought said the agency is responsible for "climate alarmism."
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Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas Flooding
While insisting this wasn't Trump’s fault, Noem blamed previous administrations for failing to update NOAA’s “ancient” systems—which would include Trump’s first term, no?
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July 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Also in this lil blog: Gutting the NOAA was part of Project 2025 (shocker) because Russell Vought said the agency is responsible for "climate alarmism."
www.jezebel.com/kristi-noem-...
www.jezebel.com/kristi-noem-...
Wrote this last year, so the Caesar Salad is now turning 101, but feels like an evergreen post at this point
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Happy 100th Birthday to the Caesar Salad, the Best Thing to Ever Be Born on July 4
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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July 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wrote this last year, so the Caesar Salad is now turning 101, but feels like an evergreen post at this point
www.jezebel.com/auto-draft-21
www.jezebel.com/auto-draft-21