Lauren March
@laurenmarch.bsky.social
Admin Assistant | Graduate of UoN| Singer| Mother of 1| Fluent in Bulgarian
I’ll do shots all night, gimme the vodka, tequila, Fireball whatever, but you know what I absolutely cannot get down, and I’ll whinge like a baby?
The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’ll do shots all night, gimme the vodka, tequila, Fireball whatever, but you know what I absolutely cannot get down, and I’ll whinge like a baby?
The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
The last bit of a Lemsip. VILE.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
I’m sorry, but why did no one tell me that Caffè Nero’s cinnamon buns are OTHERWORLDLY??! I bit into with carefree abandon and almost DIED from sheer cinnamon joy.
September 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I’m sorry, but why did no one tell me that Caffè Nero’s cinnamon buns are OTHERWORLDLY??! I bit into with carefree abandon and almost DIED from sheer cinnamon joy.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Slightly diminish a band
Arcade Fine.
Blub.
Roundgarden.
Arcade Fine.
Blub.
Roundgarden.
Slightly diminish a band
Dad Kennedys.
Sax Pistols.
Blandie.
Dad Kennedys.
Sax Pistols.
Blandie.
Slightly diminish a band
Bestie Boys
Bestie Boys
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Slightly diminish a band
Arcade Fine.
Blub.
Roundgarden.
Arcade Fine.
Blub.
Roundgarden.
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Hilarious! Quote posting with alt text.
May 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hilarious! Quote posting with alt text.
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Hello everyone in the UK
Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY
This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY
This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
Okay, as an *immediate* step, I've done a letter to demand the EHRC engage with ALL relevant stakeholders in their consultation and Q&As.
It's to get this on record, cc MPs, to put pressure on & hold the EHRC to account.
⭐Feedback welcome⭐
Please write in & share.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It's to get this on record, cc MPs, to put pressure on & hold the EHRC to account.
⭐Feedback welcome⭐
Please write in & share.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
May 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hello everyone in the UK
Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY
This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
Please write a letter about the EHRC consultation BEFORE THE END OF THIS FRIDAY
This isn't filling in the consultation, it is making sure that they are pressured to set it up correctly
Watch me reorganise my kitchen cupboards on OnlyCans
April 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Watch me reorganise my kitchen cupboards on OnlyCans
My colleague just picked up the phone to someone and said “Oh, Jonathan isn’t available right now, but you can talk to me. I know everything.”
THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
March 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My colleague just picked up the phone to someone and said “Oh, Jonathan isn’t available right now, but you can talk to me. I know everything.”
THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
THE CONFIDENCE. YES BITCH.
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When I was 12 I worked up the courage to sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ at a holiday karaoke bar. It was the moment that I, and my family, realised I could really sing. And it’s all I’ve wanted to do ever since. So I’ve always had a soft spot for Roberta Flack. RIP Queen ❤️
NEW YORK (AP) — Roberta Flack, Grammy-winning singer known for 'Killing Me Softly With His Song' and other intimate hits, dies at 88.
February 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When I was 12 I worked up the courage to sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ at a holiday karaoke bar. It was the moment that I, and my family, realised I could really sing. And it’s all I’ve wanted to do ever since. So I’ve always had a soft spot for Roberta Flack. RIP Queen ❤️
Stayed up to watch the Super Bowl. Couldn’t physically stay awake until the end of the third quarter (soz) but the game was kinda already over anyway. Do I have any skin in the game? No. Am I glad the Chiefs lost? Yupp.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Stayed up to watch the Super Bowl. Couldn’t physically stay awake until the end of the third quarter (soz) but the game was kinda already over anyway. Do I have any skin in the game? No. Am I glad the Chiefs lost? Yupp.
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I giggled way too much at this.
January 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I giggled way too much at this.
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It should be illegal to review an Indiana Jones videogame if you haven't seen at least one of the Indiana Jones movies. Like, straight to jail. Only a 30 day sentence but there has to be some consequences.
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
It should be illegal to review an Indiana Jones videogame if you haven't seen at least one of the Indiana Jones movies. Like, straight to jail. Only a 30 day sentence but there has to be some consequences.
Woken up with a full on migraine this morning. First time in along time. Proper pounding inside my skull. Thank God it’s a Sunday.
November 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Woken up with a full on migraine this morning. First time in along time. Proper pounding inside my skull. Thank God it’s a Sunday.
Made the realisation that I am an Accidental Drinks Gremlin.
Poured myself a big glass of water this morning and drank about half… then bought myself a juice at lunch. I haven’t finished the juice, or the water, but I’ve just made myself a tea. And now I have 3 drinks on my desk 🙃
Poured myself a big glass of water this morning and drank about half… then bought myself a juice at lunch. I haven’t finished the juice, or the water, but I’ve just made myself a tea. And now I have 3 drinks on my desk 🙃
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Made the realisation that I am an Accidental Drinks Gremlin.
Poured myself a big glass of water this morning and drank about half… then bought myself a juice at lunch. I haven’t finished the juice, or the water, but I’ve just made myself a tea. And now I have 3 drinks on my desk 🙃
Poured myself a big glass of water this morning and drank about half… then bought myself a juice at lunch. I haven’t finished the juice, or the water, but I’ve just made myself a tea. And now I have 3 drinks on my desk 🙃
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I have FIVE advent calendars this year. Two LEGO (natch), one pictorial (Obv), one sweets (Why the hell not) and the other is Franz Gruber from Die Hard who will be slowly falling down the skyscraper day by day until he splats on the pavement on Christmas Morning. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
November 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I have FIVE advent calendars this year. Two LEGO (natch), one pictorial (Obv), one sweets (Why the hell not) and the other is Franz Gruber from Die Hard who will be slowly falling down the skyscraper day by day until he splats on the pavement on Christmas Morning. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
I think it might have snowed…
November 19, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I think it might have snowed…
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I asked and such a thing did appear!
This is a #Lego / #AFOL #StarterPack with some recommended accounts to follow if you love building Lego sets!
(Or you at least like buying cardboard boxes and stacking them on top of one another and meaning to get around to building them!)
This is a #Lego / #AFOL #StarterPack with some recommended accounts to follow if you love building Lego sets!
(Or you at least like buying cardboard boxes and stacking them on top of one another and meaning to get around to building them!)
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I asked and such a thing did appear!
This is a #Lego / #AFOL #StarterPack with some recommended accounts to follow if you love building Lego sets!
(Or you at least like buying cardboard boxes and stacking them on top of one another and meaning to get around to building them!)
This is a #Lego / #AFOL #StarterPack with some recommended accounts to follow if you love building Lego sets!
(Or you at least like buying cardboard boxes and stacking them on top of one another and meaning to get around to building them!)
How I arrived at Bluesky
November 12, 2024 at 6:27 AM
How I arrived at Bluesky
Just started a new job in the city centre and, because I’m a child, this sign has made me chuckle every time I’ve walked by this building on the same street as my work.
October 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Just started a new job in the city centre and, because I’m a child, this sign has made me chuckle every time I’ve walked by this building on the same street as my work.
“I am the Doctor, and this… is my spoon!”
September 22, 2024 at 8:32 AM
“I am the Doctor, and this… is my spoon!”
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If you haven’t listened to Quality Pints, then you should. It’s very good fun in a very British way, and a right old earworm too.
If you haven’t listened to Quality Pints, then you should. It’s very good fun in a very British way, and a right old earworm too.
Quality Pints
Listen to Quality Pints on Spotify. Song · The Bug Club · 2024
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September 16, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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If you haven’t listened to Quality Pints, then you should. It’s very good fun in a very British way, and a right old earworm too.
If you haven’t listened to Quality Pints, then you should. It’s very good fun in a very British way, and a right old earworm too.