Lauren March
@laurenmarch.bsky.social
Admin Assistant | Graduate of UoN| Singer| Mother of 1| Fluent in Bulgarian
**In Nottinghamshire, I should add
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
**In Nottinghamshire, I should add
I discovered, when this spate of flag-hanging started, that I live on a street full of Reform voters. 😬Doesn’t massively encourage you to get friendly with your neighbours…
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I discovered, when this spate of flag-hanging started, that I live on a street full of Reform voters. 😬Doesn’t massively encourage you to get friendly with your neighbours…
Yeahhh that’s deffo not my favourite… an ear worm tho!
My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me.
My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeahhh that’s deffo not my favourite… an ear worm tho!
My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me.
My pet peeve Christmas song this year (think I’ve heard it more already than I have other years, somehow) is Bruce Springsteen’s cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I don’t dislike him in general, but goddamn that one grates on me.
It just needs a couple more people in the other corner to make it one of those ‘accidental renaissance painting’ photos.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It just needs a couple more people in the other corner to make it one of those ‘accidental renaissance painting’ photos.
It’s coz they don’t want to call it a genocide, but they also can’t say they’re ‘at war’ again until Hamas fire back. So, a ‘fragile’ ceasefire it is. 🤔
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s coz they don’t want to call it a genocide, but they also can’t say they’re ‘at war’ again until Hamas fire back. So, a ‘fragile’ ceasefire it is. 🤔
Imagine a panda trying to hunt tho
a panda bear peeking out from behind a tree trunk
Alt: A bumbling panda peels out from behind a tree-trunk that he has failed at fully hiding behind. We can see you bro.
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September 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Imagine a panda trying to hunt tho
Ugh, LOVE Hot Chip. Saw them live at Rock City a few years ago and they were fab.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ugh, LOVE Hot Chip. Saw them live at Rock City a few years ago and they were fab.
The ‘be real, no fake lines’ thing took me OUT. My guy, it is not real, they are all FAKE LINES!
July 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The ‘be real, no fake lines’ thing took me OUT. My guy, it is not real, they are all FAKE LINES!
Ah, so this is why my bus inexplicably drove straight past me this morning and made me late for work (it wasn’t full, and I was at the kerb with my arm out, there’s no way he could miss me!?)
July 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Ah, so this is why my bus inexplicably drove straight past me this morning and made me late for work (it wasn’t full, and I was at the kerb with my arm out, there’s no way he could miss me!?)
They rlly don’t - I see people ask for advice on TikTok/Insta etc, and it could be about ANYTHING, and there’ll be 10 ppl in the comments telling them to use chatGPT. Like, NO! It just fucking hallucinates the answers half the time, guys.
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
They rlly don’t - I see people ask for advice on TikTok/Insta etc, and it could be about ANYTHING, and there’ll be 10 ppl in the comments telling them to use chatGPT. Like, NO! It just fucking hallucinates the answers half the time, guys.
Wishing you all the best!!
May 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Wishing you all the best!!
My absolute bug bear at the minute is the weight loss ‘patches’ that are marketed as “you’re so fucking stupid for paying for Mounjaro, these do the same thing!”
They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing.
They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing.
May 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My absolute bug bear at the minute is the weight loss ‘patches’ that are marketed as “you’re so fucking stupid for paying for Mounjaro, these do the same thing!”
They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing.
They absolutely do not. And they had to rename them from GLP1 patches to ‘Berberine patches’ so, factually, not the same thing.
My dad is a bit like this with the USA. He’s of the opinion that the only reason people go is because everything is SO MUCH BIGGER (Inc. nature, food, buildings etc), and he doesn’t get why that is tourist-worthy.
May 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My dad is a bit like this with the USA. He’s of the opinion that the only reason people go is because everything is SO MUCH BIGGER (Inc. nature, food, buildings etc), and he doesn’t get why that is tourist-worthy.