lauren
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too late to go out, too young to stay in
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WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
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I’ve had some decent prospect takes but nothing as good as my belief that The Beths would become one of the best bands in the world
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’ve had some decent prospect takes but nothing as good as my belief that The Beths would become one of the best bands in the world
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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YOU FKN READY SHOHEI?????????????
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
YOU FKN READY SHOHEI?????????????
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YOU READY SHOHEI??????????????
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
YOU READY SHOHEI??????????????
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PHOTOS OF ANTIFA IN ACTION:
My uncle Albert MacNeil (bottom second from right) with the Cape Breton Highlanders just before they busted through the impregnable "Hitler line."
Canadians come from a long and proud line of fascist fighters.
My uncle Albert MacNeil (bottom second from right) with the Cape Breton Highlanders just before they busted through the impregnable "Hitler line."
Canadians come from a long and proud line of fascist fighters.
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
PHOTOS OF ANTIFA IN ACTION:
My uncle Albert MacNeil (bottom second from right) with the Cape Breton Highlanders just before they busted through the impregnable "Hitler line."
Canadians come from a long and proud line of fascist fighters.
My uncle Albert MacNeil (bottom second from right) with the Cape Breton Highlanders just before they busted through the impregnable "Hitler line."
Canadians come from a long and proud line of fascist fighters.
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vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
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This guy may end up being my all time favourite blue jay. Toronto's short king.
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This guy may end up being my all time favourite blue jay. Toronto's short king.
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Ya you know I got that dog in me
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ya you know I got that dog in me
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Thys meetinge koude have been a poignant and thought-provokinge expressionist filme
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thys meetinge koude have been a poignant and thought-provokinge expressionist filme
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At a vigil in Montreal for the child victims of Israel’s genocide of Palestinians, advocates have been reading each of these children’s names — from youngest to oldest.
They started at 8:00am. By 9:00pm, they had only reached the names of the nine-year-olds.
❤️🩹
They started at 8:00am. By 9:00pm, they had only reached the names of the nine-year-olds.
❤️🩹
August 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
At a vigil in Montreal for the child victims of Israel’s genocide of Palestinians, advocates have been reading each of these children’s names — from youngest to oldest.
They started at 8:00am. By 9:00pm, they had only reached the names of the nine-year-olds.
❤️🩹
They started at 8:00am. By 9:00pm, they had only reached the names of the nine-year-olds.
❤️🩹
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So when people say they aren't fascists here is footage of them shooting a reporter without provocation
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So when people say they aren't fascists here is footage of them shooting a reporter without provocation
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7th grade Spanish teacher taught us that patatas bravas were called that because the potatoes were brave for going into the spicy sauce and I will cherish that thought for the rest of my life. Honor them. Honor their sacrifice
May 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
7th grade Spanish teacher taught us that patatas bravas were called that because the potatoes were brave for going into the spicy sauce and I will cherish that thought for the rest of my life. Honor them. Honor their sacrifice
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Happy Saturday!
April 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Happy Saturday!
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how come woods are always Forbidden or Lost. let’s have the Welcoming Woods
February 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
how come woods are always Forbidden or Lost. let’s have the Welcoming Woods
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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demon who will possess you and do a couple 360 head spins to loosen your stiff neck for fifty bucks
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
demon who will possess you and do a couple 360 head spins to loosen your stiff neck for fifty bucks
Would you believe me if I told you the (ground-breaking) motion capture of Hero Boy and Hero Girl was done by Tom Hanks/Josh Hutcherson and Tinashe?
December 15, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Would you believe me if I told you the (ground-breaking) motion capture of Hero Boy and Hero Girl was done by Tom Hanks/Josh Hutcherson and Tinashe?
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
Now watching: Strangers on a Train (1951) @tcmparty.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Now watching: Strangers on a Train (1951) @tcmparty.bsky.social