if embarrassment could fuel power plants i’d be lighting up california rn

Just so we're clear.

Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist.

He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.

Just so we’re absolutely clear about how thoroughly Trump licked Russia’s ass today.

Dickless chode

Collective Dunning–Kruger syndrome is going to lead to some awful FAFO for folks who thought the status quo was the floor of how bad things could be.

Auchincloss: "The reason Sen. Cassidy was so frustrated that RFK would not distance himself from conspiracizing and quackery is that RFK is a conspiracist and a quack."

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."

RFK Jr.’s take on the HPV vaccine is reckless. Sure, vaccines can have side effects, but Gardasil is 97% effective at preventing cervical cancer and nearly 100% against genital warts. The science is clear, spreading doubt without proof doesn’t spark debate, it just puts people at risk.

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

The chaotic ass emails we are getting at work! Universities are not okayyyyyy.

We say that people don't notice constitutional regime collapse because it comes on too slowly but I'm not sure how much faster it could be happening; we are literally at concentration camps on day 9.

Watching these red states attack federal funding—apparently not realizing that most of their states are broke and would completely collapse without it—will always be hilarious to me.

“Give it all back to the states!”

Sit down, Cletus. Your state can’t buy sandwiches for kids.

Trump’s “50 million for condoms in Gaza,” translated through an insanity filter, is actually a $60 million USAID package to provide contraception access in underdeveloped countries worldwide. $50 million to Gaza was allocated for medicine. If Trump is speaking he’s lying.

America.