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Laura Brianna
@laurabrianna.bsky.social
data scientist / data architect • DrPH MPH MGIS • marathoner

• RStudio • rstats • dataviz • python • SciComm •
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Washington Spirit defender Tara McKeown has excelled at the rare transition from forward to center back. Now, she's becoming something else entirely.

#nwsl #woso #washingtonspirit
The second evolution of Tara McKeown
You can say it now as if it has always been: Tara McKeown is a center back. Of course she is, and a damn good one at that. She's been playing the position for years, never you mind how many. Tara McKeown is a center back. Not just any center back either, her prowess at the position, which includes specialized 1v1 defending, has also made her a frequent starter for the U.S.
thedistrictpress.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
okay fine. I'll come back here. mostly just so I can talk more about R / data science / Posit stuff and also NWSL stuff. Going to try to be more active here I suppose.
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Iceland is being done dirty. #esc #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
5 days of doxycycline for a sinus infection should not cost $50.

American health insurers are scam artists.
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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IF YOU FIGHT, THEY BACK DOWN.

The only explanations for institutional compliance are you're cowards or you like it.
April 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Fabletics is posting a “Tariff Surcharge” on their receipts. I hope other companies follow suit.
April 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off.

We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos
My detained client was scheduled for a bond hearing this AM in a MA immigration court. He wasn't brought in, and he and his case have disappeared.

I then received this notice of activity on a nonexistent docket in which his name was changed to "N/A"

It's all happening a lot faster than I expected
April 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Life’s too short to spend time around people who can’t stop one-upping other people.
April 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
To quote Sam Seaborn, "I tell you what, let's forget the fact that you're coming a little late to the party and embrace the fact that you showed up at all."
Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit with my grocery store"
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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All right I got fed up and had to write this.

And I’m sure after reading it carefully, Trump will stop saying this

www.propublica.org/article/hist...
April 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ipso facto: RTO orders are making all our men women?
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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When a person is abducted, there's a number to call to report & identify. A habeas petition challenging the abduction is electronically filed in that district, by a lawyer admitted in that district, within 30 minutes of the call. Anywhere in the country, 24 hours a day.

Nothing else is good enough.
hello! i am very curious if anybody is building a rapid response network to file habeas shell petitions for nice people before ice can take them out of state?
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
in a weekend of terrible and insulting ideas, this one at least we know will fail horribly with very little impact.
So Jessica Berman at the SB Summitt just said @nwslsoccer.com is going to push the Unwell partnership with a “League Supporter Group” called “Unwell FC” where they have their own section + Alex Cooper leads the chants

I can tell you in many ways this is a TERRIBLE idea
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April 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
THIS IS IT. Orange Monday. That is the name for what this is. The Orange Depression. Use it.
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever

calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The business crowd pointed to the economy as a justification for getting super Trumpy over the past several years. Meanwhile, the US market under Trump is currently underperforming the same point in the Biden presidency by over 20%.*
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* The daily chart auto-updates a few hours after US market close
Trump vs Markets Chart
docs.google.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Seriously what word are we calling this newest Great Depression we’re sprinting into? Needs Tr*mp in the name.
April 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Well we can at least say with certainty the markets won’t drop *more* than 20% tomorrow…
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The circuit breakers are based on the S&P 500.

7% off for the day, 15-minute break

13% off, another 15-minute break

20% off, markets close
www.nasdaq.com/articles/mar...
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m sure doing WAY less laundry now that I have an injured ankle and my running training got paused….
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Got photos from all 50 states. Looking for attendees' estimates to get some sense of the overall number. I was assuming I'd see this in mainstream media & then I remembered we're living in the No One Is Coming To Help You Timeline & started the sheet myself. #handsoff docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Hands Off April 5
docs.google.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The entirety of my feeds on all the socials I’m still on are ALL protest pics. This makes me happy.
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is FANTASTIC. 🎊
NEW: Newark is just the third city in the country to lower the voting age to 16 — for school board elections.

So teens are getting to vote for the first time... this month!

And there's a tremendous amount of energy to get students to turn out.

boltsmag.org/newark-teens...
Newark Teens Gear Up for School Board Elections After Voting Age Extended to 16 - Bolts
This month for the first time, 16- and 17-year olds will help decide Newark’s school board members thanks to a measure passed last year, just the third reform of its kind in the nation.
boltsmag.org
April 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
At #awesomecon. Dude on the escalator behind us was telling his friends how “tr*mps tahr-iffs” were screwing over gamers. Politics has truly made it to the gamers.
April 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM