@laughingvorlon.bsky.social
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Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.
“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
July 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.
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I’ve tried to share a post abt each journalist killed since Oct 2023. At first these posts got shared thousands of times. Then hundreds. Then tens. Now they get shared in single digits. Bc each one is just one of hundreds of journalists killed, an almost daily occurrence.
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’ve tried to share a post abt each journalist killed since Oct 2023. At first these posts got shared thousands of times. Then hundreds. Then tens. Now they get shared in single digits. Bc each one is just one of hundreds of journalists killed, an almost daily occurrence.
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Happy Easter
January 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Happy Easter
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“The effect may be considerable in a few centuries” is a really remarkable sentence here…
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“The effect may be considerable in a few centuries” is a really remarkable sentence here…
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this shit is a natural consequence of the supplement / bio-hacking culture rampant across right-wing media. these people are absolutely convinced their diet of organ meat pills, creatine and zinc makes them immune to colds so if they get sick it must be a conspiracy
Went down the rabbit hole of "fogvid" nonsense on X, full of crank posts about how the dense fog of the last week is a nanobot chem cloud giving them all a mysterious illness that sounds exactly like a cold. Conspiracy theorists are absolutely baffled by the simplest things.
January 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this shit is a natural consequence of the supplement / bio-hacking culture rampant across right-wing media. these people are absolutely convinced their diet of organ meat pills, creatine and zinc makes them immune to colds so if they get sick it must be a conspiracy
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the perfect rating doesn't exi......
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December 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
the perfect rating doesn't exi......
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THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED IRL
GUYS IM SO SORRY IM NOT HOME ILL RESPOND ASAP
GUYS IM SO SORRY IM NOT HOME ILL RESPOND ASAP
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED IRL
GUYS IM SO SORRY IM NOT HOME ILL RESPOND ASAP
GUYS IM SO SORRY IM NOT HOME ILL RESPOND ASAP
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my executive dysfunction has been Very bad lately. perhaps thinking about it being bad and not doing anything to fix it will help
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my executive dysfunction has been Very bad lately. perhaps thinking about it being bad and not doing anything to fix it will help
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Ranger: Are those…bathrooms? In a dungeon?
Goblin: Uh...yeah. What, you think we’d just not build bathrooms in our workplace?
Ranger:...Yeah?
Goblin: Don’t look at me buddy—OSHA runs a tight ship around here—government sanctioned traps only. No mimic toilets since…the incident.
#DnD
Goblin: Uh...yeah. What, you think we’d just not build bathrooms in our workplace?
Ranger:...Yeah?
Goblin: Don’t look at me buddy—OSHA runs a tight ship around here—government sanctioned traps only. No mimic toilets since…the incident.
#DnD
January 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ranger: Are those…bathrooms? In a dungeon?
Goblin: Uh...yeah. What, you think we’d just not build bathrooms in our workplace?
Ranger:...Yeah?
Goblin: Don’t look at me buddy—OSHA runs a tight ship around here—government sanctioned traps only. No mimic toilets since…the incident.
#DnD
Goblin: Uh...yeah. What, you think we’d just not build bathrooms in our workplace?
Ranger:...Yeah?
Goblin: Don’t look at me buddy—OSHA runs a tight ship around here—government sanctioned traps only. No mimic toilets since…the incident.
#DnD
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needing AI to make convos and cute dates and hot smut of your fav is a skill issue
said it once and i'll say it again. we as a society do NOT need ai generated images or ai chatbots to engage with our faves. if you're down bad enough for a character they will start beaming dialogue directly into your head and you will be able to hear it in their voice
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
needing AI to make convos and cute dates and hot smut of your fav is a skill issue
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As ever, the loss of something good and useful for Americans is framed as a loss for Democrats — in the mass media, everything becomes just a political football to be kicked back and forth instead of examined for its impact on everyday citizens regardless of political party.
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
As ever, the loss of something good and useful for Americans is framed as a loss for Democrats — in the mass media, everything becomes just a political football to be kicked back and forth instead of examined for its impact on everyday citizens regardless of political party.
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Wizard: Man, these student loans suck.
Warlock: Maybe if you just sold your soul to a higher power you wouldn’t be in this mess.
Wizard: Maybe I should cast Scrying.
Warlock: Why?
Wizard: To find who asked for your opinion.
#DnD
Warlock: Maybe if you just sold your soul to a higher power you wouldn’t be in this mess.
Wizard: Maybe I should cast Scrying.
Warlock: Why?
Wizard: To find who asked for your opinion.
#DnD
December 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Wizard: Man, these student loans suck.
Warlock: Maybe if you just sold your soul to a higher power you wouldn’t be in this mess.
Wizard: Maybe I should cast Scrying.
Warlock: Why?
Wizard: To find who asked for your opinion.
#DnD
Warlock: Maybe if you just sold your soul to a higher power you wouldn’t be in this mess.
Wizard: Maybe I should cast Scrying.
Warlock: Why?
Wizard: To find who asked for your opinion.
#DnD
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Shitty Character Idea:
A Barbarian Warforged who was once a crash test dummy, but then gained sentience and tore the testing facility apart. #DnD
A Barbarian Warforged who was once a crash test dummy, but then gained sentience and tore the testing facility apart. #DnD
December 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Shitty Character Idea:
A Barbarian Warforged who was once a crash test dummy, but then gained sentience and tore the testing facility apart. #DnD
A Barbarian Warforged who was once a crash test dummy, but then gained sentience and tore the testing facility apart. #DnD
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I just bought this mug. it can’t go in the dishwasher or microwave, takes up a lot of space for what is actually a pretty small capacity, must be fragile as hell, and is my new favorite
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I just bought this mug. it can’t go in the dishwasher or microwave, takes up a lot of space for what is actually a pretty small capacity, must be fragile as hell, and is my new favorite
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See my line art tricks me into thinking I'm good at art but then colors steal my lunch money and make fun of my dweeby outfit so that's why I just wanna work in black and white for a bit
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
See my line art tricks me into thinking I'm good at art but then colors steal my lunch money and make fun of my dweeby outfit so that's why I just wanna work in black and white for a bit
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...should've provided more context in case this reaches outside my immediate circle.
People are asking me to customize Barbies to look like their D&D characters. So if you can do something like that for pay, let me know how people should contact you!
People are asking me to customize Barbies to look like their D&D characters. So if you can do something like that for pay, let me know how people should contact you!
December 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
...should've provided more context in case this reaches outside my immediate circle.
People are asking me to customize Barbies to look like their D&D characters. So if you can do something like that for pay, let me know how people should contact you!
People are asking me to customize Barbies to look like their D&D characters. So if you can do something like that for pay, let me know how people should contact you!
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I try no to engage with people like this on a regular basis but sometimes I just have to ask...
December 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I try no to engage with people like this on a regular basis but sometimes I just have to ask...
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"Yeah the party won't be that huge, just us and a few friends"
The party:
The party:
December 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
"Yeah the party won't be that huge, just us and a few friends"
The party:
The party:
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Shitty Item Idea:
Demon Jerky: This some spicy jerky made from demons. When you eat it, you cast fireball once, but you will be vulnerable to fire damage for an hour. #DnD
Demon Jerky: This some spicy jerky made from demons. When you eat it, you cast fireball once, but you will be vulnerable to fire damage for an hour. #DnD
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Shitty Item Idea:
Demon Jerky: This some spicy jerky made from demons. When you eat it, you cast fireball once, but you will be vulnerable to fire damage for an hour. #DnD
Demon Jerky: This some spicy jerky made from demons. When you eat it, you cast fireball once, but you will be vulnerable to fire damage for an hour. #DnD
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Hey just throwing it out there: the Doctor Who YouTube channel has been uploading full classic Who stories so if you ever wanted to explore stories from the pre-Ninth Doctor, you should hop on that because there’s some real gems amongst them
December 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Hey just throwing it out there: the Doctor Who YouTube channel has been uploading full classic Who stories so if you ever wanted to explore stories from the pre-Ninth Doctor, you should hop on that because there’s some real gems amongst them
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Wizard: This is ridiculous!
Swashbuckler Rogue: What?
Wizard: They’ve jacked up the prices of textbooks again!
Swashbuckler Rogue: You actually buy your textbooks?
Wizard: Yes...why?
Swashbuckler Rogue:...Do you want to become a pirate?
#DnD
Swashbuckler Rogue: What?
Wizard: They’ve jacked up the prices of textbooks again!
Swashbuckler Rogue: You actually buy your textbooks?
Wizard: Yes...why?
Swashbuckler Rogue:...Do you want to become a pirate?
#DnD
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Wizard: This is ridiculous!
Swashbuckler Rogue: What?
Wizard: They’ve jacked up the prices of textbooks again!
Swashbuckler Rogue: You actually buy your textbooks?
Wizard: Yes...why?
Swashbuckler Rogue:...Do you want to become a pirate?
#DnD
Swashbuckler Rogue: What?
Wizard: They’ve jacked up the prices of textbooks again!
Swashbuckler Rogue: You actually buy your textbooks?
Wizard: Yes...why?
Swashbuckler Rogue:...Do you want to become a pirate?
#DnD