sam ❤️🔥
@lastmermaid.bsky.social
she/her | utahn living in sin city | writer, swiftie, leftist, contains multitudes, etc.
drunk! at drag brunch
August 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
drunk! at drag brunch
did i find a bar with $4 beers? yes
is it also a bar full of white supremacists wearing gulf of america hats? unfortunately
is it also a bar full of white supremacists wearing gulf of america hats? unfortunately
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
did i find a bar with $4 beers? yes
is it also a bar full of white supremacists wearing gulf of america hats? unfortunately
is it also a bar full of white supremacists wearing gulf of america hats? unfortunately
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sometimes you drink some beer at a baseball game and go out clubbing??
August 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sometimes you drink some beer at a baseball game and go out clubbing??
i’m salt lake til i die
August 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i’m salt lake til i die
oh, we are so back!!!
🚨 All the songs on Taylor Swift’s new playlist for “The Life of a Showgirl” were produced by Max Martin and Shellback.👀
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
oh, we are so back!!!
the life of a show girl ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the life of a show girl ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
being from utah is just like being from a small
town tbh
town tbh
August 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
being from utah is just like being from a small
town tbh
town tbh
i really really miss H-E-B but not enough to live in texas again 🥲
August 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i really really miss H-E-B but not enough to live in texas again 🥲
my therapist emailed me cuz i missed our last two sessions 🥲
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my therapist emailed me cuz i missed our last two sessions 🥲
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You always have and always will.
July 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You always have and always will.
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a big question i think that is increasingly relevant in almost every aspect of american life, from politics to the workplace to art to even just everyday social settings Are We Ever Going To Get Sick Of Being Bullshitted
July 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
a big question i think that is increasingly relevant in almost every aspect of american life, from politics to the workplace to art to even just everyday social settings Are We Ever Going To Get Sick Of Being Bullshitted
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I ate cold hot dogs as a kid, you can’t hurt me.
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I ate cold hot dogs as a kid, you can’t hurt me.
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Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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donald trump is a pedophile
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
not taking PTO and working from another country is fun in theory but now i’m just watching everyone else on vacation like
squidward and patrick are looking out of a window at spongebob and patrick in a cage .
Alt: squidward is looking out of a window at spongebob and patrick having fun outside
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
not taking PTO and working from another country is fun in theory but now i’m just watching everyone else on vacation like
labubu is just the moodeng of this summer
July 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
labubu is just the moodeng of this summer
do i miss america? no❤️
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
do i miss america? no❤️
not trying to brag but i know my left from right in spanish
June 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
not trying to brag but i know my left from right in spanish
i love living in las vegas and anyone who talks shit about the heat is just soft af
June 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i love living in las vegas and anyone who talks shit about the heat is just soft af
why does posting on instagram feel so embarrassing now
June 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
why does posting on instagram feel so embarrassing now
feel like my body is just a science experiment at this point
June 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
feel like my body is just a science experiment at this point
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Thou shalt expel Mike Lee from the Senate and banish him from society, for he mocked and celebrated the murder of a political opponent.
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Thou shalt expel Mike Lee from the Senate and banish him from society, for he mocked and celebrated the murder of a political opponent.
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This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.