lastlegs
@lastlegs.bsky.social
I've seen better days.
I've been the star of many plays.
lastlegs@pm.me
I've been the star of many plays.
lastlegs@pm.me
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i for one think we need to normalise saying "mostly done, just got two more issues to address" then coming back the next day with "almost finished, just three more issues to address"
November 20, 2023 at 5:12 AM
i for one think we need to normalise saying "mostly done, just got two more issues to address" then coming back the next day with "almost finished, just three more issues to address"
the number of Christians who died on impact with the atheist babies though, very sad
November 15, 2023 at 12:01 AM
the number of Christians who died on impact with the atheist babies though, very sad
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I have deployed
the parachute
that was in
your jump pack
and which
you were probably
saving
for jesus
forgive me
we have but one life
then darkness
baby
the parachute
that was in
your jump pack
and which
you were probably
saving
for jesus
forgive me
we have but one life
then darkness
baby
November 14, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I have deployed
the parachute
that was in
your jump pack
and which
you were probably
saving
for jesus
forgive me
we have but one life
then darkness
baby
the parachute
that was in
your jump pack
and which
you were probably
saving
for jesus
forgive me
we have but one life
then darkness
baby
parachuting babies havent reached the age of reason and are therefore not responsible for murder
November 14, 2023 at 11:15 PM
parachuting babies havent reached the age of reason and are therefore not responsible for murder
My problem is I'm the kind of person who thinks "I want to go to Starbucks real quick, but these two dogs I'm watching will probably need something in the next 20 minutes, and I can't risk their discomfort!"
November 11, 2023 at 6:44 PM
My problem is I'm the kind of person who thinks "I want to go to Starbucks real quick, but these two dogs I'm watching will probably need something in the next 20 minutes, and I can't risk their discomfort!"
This. The rich are unwell, it is just and moral to help them with taxes.
If we just taxed the rich properly, they wouldn’t have money to waste on losing elections to the National Trust board.
November 11, 2023 at 6:31 PM
This. The rich are unwell, it is just and moral to help them with taxes.
Hopefully all of our ancestors are chilling together having a good time laughing at us.
November 11, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Hopefully all of our ancestors are chilling together having a good time laughing at us.
Big shout out to women, thank you.
November 8, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Big shout out to women, thank you.
WELL I WENT BACK TO OHIO (in a positive way)
November 8, 2023 at 4:05 AM
WELL I WENT BACK TO OHIO (in a positive way)
"Blighted to meet you!" I say, my hand sailing towards your head.
November 7, 2023 at 9:19 PM
"Blighted to meet you!" I say, my hand sailing towards your head.
Vous ne téléchargeriez pas une pipe.
November 7, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Vous ne téléchargeriez pas une pipe.
People say I'm the life of the party because I took a drug or two.
November 7, 2023 at 6:50 PM
People say I'm the life of the party because I took a drug or two.
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bro are you seriously plummeting over the escarpment right now???? i can't believe you would embarrass me at the escarpment like this
September 19, 2023 at 3:26 PM
bro are you seriously plummeting over the escarpment right now???? i can't believe you would embarrass me at the escarpment like this
This cured my dysphoria and I haven't even seen Ratatouille.
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
November 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
This cured my dysphoria and I haven't even seen Ratatouille.
The coalmine canaries are not doing well in the sunlight etc.
November 6, 2023 at 7:02 AM
The coalmine canaries are not doing well in the sunlight etc.
The Level Of Self-Satisfaction Present Here (derogatory)
November 6, 2023 at 7:00 AM
The Level Of Self-Satisfaction Present Here (derogatory)
Laughing at AFV is a blockable offense. Even if it was the 90s. How dare you even.
November 5, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Laughing at AFV is a blockable offense. Even if it was the 90s. How dare you even.
Sunday Reminder that We Aren't All.
November 5, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Sunday Reminder that We Aren't All.
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stop being people with interpersonal conflicts and start being postres with lore
October 28, 2023 at 2:20 PM
stop being people with interpersonal conflicts and start being postres with lore
She's looking at me with those big brown eyes. What she says next will ruin my lunch.
Ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know?
Ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know?
November 5, 2023 at 5:24 PM
She's looking at me with those big brown eyes. What she says next will ruin my lunch.
Ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know?
Ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know?
Last golf outing of the year. Lots of pars, but lots of worse. This was the only birdie.
November 5, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Last golf outing of the year. Lots of pars, but lots of worse. This was the only birdie.
Prayers up for all the windows who have lost their husbads.
November 4, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Prayers up for all the windows who have lost their husbads.
I've had three glasses of wine this Friday evening. Good Spanish wine, too.
BUT, I have destroyed any hope of being useful tomorrow.
I used to be able to drink a modest amount before I hit the Age. Now, neither sobriety nor insobriety feel great.
Has anybody discovered a third state of being?
BUT, I have destroyed any hope of being useful tomorrow.
I used to be able to drink a modest amount before I hit the Age. Now, neither sobriety nor insobriety feel great.
Has anybody discovered a third state of being?
November 4, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I've had three glasses of wine this Friday evening. Good Spanish wine, too.
BUT, I have destroyed any hope of being useful tomorrow.
I used to be able to drink a modest amount before I hit the Age. Now, neither sobriety nor insobriety feel great.
Has anybody discovered a third state of being?
BUT, I have destroyed any hope of being useful tomorrow.
I used to be able to drink a modest amount before I hit the Age. Now, neither sobriety nor insobriety feel great.
Has anybody discovered a third state of being?