lasergunblues
@lasergunblues.bsky.social
NPC from the American Midwest. There's no reason to follow me, either here or literally.
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lasergunblues
@lasergunblues.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Anxiety is the spice of life.
I gotta scram for a while there's too much politics here and they just cut my hours down to unlivable and I gotta handle that
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I gotta scram for a while there's too much politics here and they just cut my hours down to unlivable and I gotta handle that
society basically fell apart once your hair couldn't not look a certain way to a certain standard without being considered crazy
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
society basically fell apart once your hair couldn't not look a certain way to a certain standard without being considered crazy
@mfow.bsky.social I thought you were ironic, please do not comment on my posts.
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
@mfow.bsky.social I thought you were ironic, please do not comment on my posts.
I hope the shutdown doesn't affect the Domino's Pizza ANY SIZE ANY TOPPINGS FOR $9.99 coupon, available now for a limited time when you order online, im really freaking out over here
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I hope the shutdown doesn't affect the Domino's Pizza ANY SIZE ANY TOPPINGS FOR $9.99 coupon, available now for a limited time when you order online, im really freaking out over here
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Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
When I was a kid I had an idea for a washing machine that would empty itself into a dryer, and I was mocked and disregarded as ignorant of the workings of such things. That shit exists now, and now I've got an idea for a dishwasher and I dont want history to repeat itself and I dont know what to do
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
When I was a kid I had an idea for a washing machine that would empty itself into a dryer, and I was mocked and disregarded as ignorant of the workings of such things. That shit exists now, and now I've got an idea for a dishwasher and I dont want history to repeat itself and I dont know what to do
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"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
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This is what i wanted and I'm happy its happening
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is what i wanted and I'm happy its happening
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“This is not normal” is a weird thing to say about things that keep happening over and over again with zero pushback
If a thing keeps happening and nobody does anything about it, I’d call that normal
If a thing keeps happening and nobody does anything about it, I’d call that normal
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“This is not normal” is a weird thing to say about things that keep happening over and over again with zero pushback
If a thing keeps happening and nobody does anything about it, I’d call that normal
If a thing keeps happening and nobody does anything about it, I’d call that normal
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HOW COME THIS POST ONLY GETS LIKES WHEN I'M ALONE AND NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING AT IT?! I SWEAR IT'S BLOWING UP IT'S A GREAT POST!!
September 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
HOW COME THIS POST ONLY GETS LIKES WHEN I'M ALONE AND NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING AT IT?! I SWEAR IT'S BLOWING UP IT'S A GREAT POST!!
I dont thinks its just the fans
August 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I dont thinks its just the fans
I only follow funny people and all they post are politics
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I only follow funny people and all they post are politics
There is truth in comedy, I propose a system of government where the funniest people rule with absolute authority, as they become overly affluent and out of touch, they will become less funny, and cycle themselves out.
August 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
There is truth in comedy, I propose a system of government where the funniest people rule with absolute authority, as they become overly affluent and out of touch, they will become less funny, and cycle themselves out.
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think that's stupid? It shouldn't be this way, fuck you? Well lots of things shouldn't be the way they are but guns have a couple centuries of complex jurisprudence behind them and if you believe in voting and courts and stuff you probably want to understand this shit
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
think that's stupid? It shouldn't be this way, fuck you? Well lots of things shouldn't be the way they are but guns have a couple centuries of complex jurisprudence behind them and if you believe in voting and courts and stuff you probably want to understand this shit
but like just magic it straight out of your ass, why do you have to shit on the floor first magic man
August 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
but like just magic it straight out of your ass, why do you have to shit on the floor first magic man
the problem with brain rot is that there's actually an unwatchable amount of good shit on the internet, and you have to get through that first
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the problem with brain rot is that there's actually an unwatchable amount of good shit on the internet, and you have to get through that first
"Somebody out there is wearing the tastiest boots, and I'm gonna find out who, by gum."
August 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Somebody out there is wearing the tastiest boots, and I'm gonna find out who, by gum."
comedy sketch idea: a 32 year old man so sad he's throwing up on the floor of his shoebox apartment from pure misery, he's so lonely, he's a failure, he's desperately trying to find humor in the situation
August 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
comedy sketch idea: a 32 year old man so sad he's throwing up on the floor of his shoebox apartment from pure misery, he's so lonely, he's a failure, he's desperately trying to find humor in the situation
lost my only friend again
August 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
lost my only friend again
@limmy.com knows his audience. You gotta know your audience.
August 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@limmy.com knows his audience. You gotta know your audience.
WOOOOOOW I can text webms now, I'm okay with capitalism from here on
July 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
WOOOOOOW I can text webms now, I'm okay with capitalism from here on