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Laruna Softpaw
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Khajiit has games if you have likes...
They/them catboy 🏳️‍⚧️
Catch me streaming Dwarf Fortress or Oblivion once in a while: https://youtube.com/@larunasoftpaw570
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ghost hunting, because I’m on a diet
November 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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on the day someone finally yeets Bill Clinton into the sun, this site will be united in a way we have not been since....

well, I mean, last night because the sun gave us pretty lights.

but you know OTHER than that.
99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Batman Returns Cereal (1992-1992): Released to promote the "Batman" film sequel, this cereal consisted of chocolate Chex pieces, along with marshmallows shaped like cats, masks, Batmobiles, Penguin's tophats, and the Batman logo. Featured a contest to win "a funtastic set of Kenner toys"
April 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I think with a lot of powerful men they see access to sex as their rightful due and that aren't all that embarrassed by that and for the longest time society as a whole wasn't either.

And yet even with that there are people who find a line to cross for the thrill of crossing it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I miss the days when major newspapers could smugly float conspiracy theories about Taco Bell faking reports of stolen Batman cutouts
August 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, one of our most-read articles was about the ChatGPT maker’s cash burn on.ft.com/43oDIi3
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so much fun when some porn crosses my timeline that has me go “oh my wife will love this one” and I’m always right. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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It's good to have this on the record.
There are 8 (probably more) Senate Democrats who don't believe in majority rule, and who desperately want excuses for failing to govern in ways their voters want when in power.
Heaven forbid the Republicans get rid of the filibuster…
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The media attacked trans folks calling them groomers and pedophiles. The Democrats attacked Mamdani. Both groups cooperated, collaborated with and/or capitulated to the Republicans as they struggled to bring about a new authoritarian white nationalist cryptochristian fascist state. Everyone's guilty
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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wild to me that octopuses only live for like a couple three years. congrats on being so smart i guess. and in case i don't see you, RIP
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Grover Cleveland was a rapist, so the “keepers of the Cleveland flame” can suck it if they don’t like the apt comparison.

I wrote this last February, about how historical bias silences women like Maria Halpin.

open.substack.com/pub/hardghis...
January 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The superstructure that colludes to enable child trafficking is the superstructure that colludes to cheer on illegal wars of conquest and genocide and the same superstructure that colludes to enable massive wealth transfer to a handful of billionaire perverts and it's all held up by guns and prisons
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I think - just at a gut level - that giving law firm ownership to private equity firms is probably a bigger threat to associates' jobs and happiness than AI.
McDermott Will & Schulte said Wednesday it is in preliminary discussions about selling a stake in the law firm to outside investors, a novel move that could advance acceptance of non-lawyer backing of Big Law operations.
McDermott Will & Schulte Considers Outside Investment in Firm
McDermott Will & Schulte said Wednesday it is in preliminary discussions about selling a stake in the law firm to outside investors, a novel move that could advance acceptance of non-lawyer backing of Big Law operations.
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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bowling, route 1 mini golf, saugus, massachusetts, 1984
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Imagine one of the worst people on Earth saying this about you, and the you happens to be Donald Trump, the President.
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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alright. art friends. which one of you was it
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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oh a school trip to a theme park an older lad threw a chocolate bar into a crowd of students for a laugh. it hit me in the head and the edge of the plastic cut my eye open & temporarily blinded me. while i was recovering a friend tried to pass me a drink and poked me in the other eye with a straw
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The true story behind the "ostrich farm massacre" and how bad farmers got right wing media to convince the public that it was about government overreach when they were actually horrible people
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I tried teaching her Python and she crawled under the blanket and hasn't come out
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Even more so because we never had cancel culture. We had the beginnings of a suggestion of cancel culture and most privileged people and every vector of institutional power treated it like the biggest moral hazard the world has ever seen and spent an astonishing amount of effort to shut it down.
Honestly, we could have used a lot more cancel culture.
Insights from Larry Summers

"I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population..."
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM