Lauren
larrygoose.bsky.social
Lauren
@larrygoose.bsky.social
Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
I wish my grandma were still alive for a lot of reasons but I really would’ve loved to hear her thoughts on being a mom. She was the best conversationalist and I would’ve loved to talk to her about it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Making Marry Me Chicken tonight. God who is not bound by time and space has made it work in advance
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Love walking away from the table and returning to 18 photos of the lunch I was eating (leftover lasagna) on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Showed the kids their Xmas pjs from grandma and 2yo did a Gene Parmesan scream
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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just learned that the Dutch for “auxiliary bishop” is “hulpbisschop”
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thinking about becoming gay to improve my lattes
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Whatever you say bud
JD Vance: "As much progress as we've made, it's gonna take a little bit of time for every American to feel that economic boom which we really do believe is coming. We believe that we're on the frontend of it, but we also recognize we've got a lot of work to do to undo the damage that Joe Biden did"
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Being a perfectionist may be unrealistic, but it’s also psychologically painful
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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BlasphemyBot:
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
New project—crocheting a rug with strips of old clothing and some scrap yarn
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m getting new not crooked glasses in an actually updated prescription. Maybe soon I’ll exercise. I’m getting new pants that actually fit. Gonna do skincare. It’s time to be hot folks
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yesterday during mass 2yo was snuggling me and stood up on my lap and said “GIMME THAT FOREHEAD” to kiss me
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have to say getting the kids little (real) hand vacs has been great. If they make a spill with a bunch of crumbs that difficult to pick up by hand I just say “ok go get your vacuum” since they’re too little to do a good job sweeping
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
One of my grinchiest parenting opinions is that I hate goodie bags
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
4yo watched a little hockey with me before bed and was asking a million questions about everything. Saw a graphic about the 2018 draft class so I was explaining teams picking younger people

“Oh. None of them picked me I guess”
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The baby thinks 4yo is the funniest person in the world
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I see a gift your wife will like I’ll tell you. I’m that kind of gal
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Mama can you hold this for me while I go to the bathroom”
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I wonder what sort of entities are *this* scared of prayer
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
2yo with a pretend cash register, beeping the scanner: “do you want me to scan a witch. And a bumblebee. And GOD”
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The kids get to see the moon now w daylight savings ended

2yo looked up at the full moon tonight and said “it’s not cut up”
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM