Minnie O'Pearl?

There was a run of time when every time I started cooking, like scrambling eggs, the audiobooks started sex scenes. Some word combinations are not compatible with food prep.
Just. No.

if elected officials are happy to see them, they’re not journalists

if elected officials dive under the furniture like it’s an earthquake

that’s a journalist

The sprawl on the table, naps with senior mom 💞

I am going to be banging this drum forever, but holy shit moving menus is evil from an accessibility standpoint. It sucks for those of us who can see and aren’t in any stage of senility, but if you can’t see it’s the fucking worst.

💞💞💞

lots of countries and societies have in fact dished out Severe Consequences to fabulously rich and powerful people. the U.S. can do it too.