@lantern1984.bsky.social
Ever wonder about what to do with all the leftover turkey after Thanksgiving or Christmas? In my family we make turkey curry!
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ever wonder about what to do with all the leftover turkey after Thanksgiving or Christmas? In my family we make turkey curry!
Politics in America:
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Politics in America:
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
The following is a list of campaign promises I want to hear from the next Democrat Presidential candidate:
-Round up all Republicans into concentration camps
-Painfully torture to death everyone who has ever worked for ICE
-K!ll all billionaires
-Disband the military
(cont.)
-Round up all Republicans into concentration camps
-Painfully torture to death everyone who has ever worked for ICE
-K!ll all billionaires
-Disband the military
(cont.)
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The following is a list of campaign promises I want to hear from the next Democrat Presidential candidate:
-Round up all Republicans into concentration camps
-Painfully torture to death everyone who has ever worked for ICE
-K!ll all billionaires
-Disband the military
(cont.)
-Round up all Republicans into concentration camps
-Painfully torture to death everyone who has ever worked for ICE
-K!ll all billionaires
-Disband the military
(cont.)
Charlie Jerk wasn't murdered. You can only murder a human. He was less than the lowest animal. He wasn't even really alive to begin with. Saying he was murdered is like saying a paladin murdered a lich. 1) the target wasn't really alive, and 2) it was pure evil and needed to be destroyed.
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Charlie Jerk wasn't murdered. You can only murder a human. He was less than the lowest animal. He wasn't even really alive to begin with. Saying he was murdered is like saying a paladin murdered a lich. 1) the target wasn't really alive, and 2) it was pure evil and needed to be destroyed.
I am convinced that when there is a school shooting, Republicans steal the bodies, fuck them, and eat them. Why else would they go to such great lengths to make sure there is a shooting every day? Their hunger for child flesh is insatiable.
August 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am convinced that when there is a school shooting, Republicans steal the bodies, fuck them, and eat them. Why else would they go to such great lengths to make sure there is a shooting every day? Their hunger for child flesh is insatiable.
Saw "soda pop" trending in music on twitter and was disappointed to see it wasn't Ray Lynch's "Celestial Soda Pop". You all need to educate your taste in music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtO...
Celestial Soda Pop / Ray Lynch
YouTube video by Ray Lynch - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Saw "soda pop" trending in music on twitter and was disappointed to see it wasn't Ray Lynch's "Celestial Soda Pop". You all need to educate your taste in music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtO...
O beautiful for smoggy skies
Insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountain's majesty
Above the asphalt plain!
America! America!
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines with billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!
Insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountain's majesty
Above the asphalt plain!
America! America!
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines with billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!
July 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
O beautiful for smoggy skies
Insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountain's majesty
Above the asphalt plain!
America! America!
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines with billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!
Insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountain's majesty
Above the asphalt plain!
America! America!
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines with billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!
This is Charles the Rapist. He is a bastard. He intentionally sets out to hurt people. As long as he keeps attacking LGBTQ+ people, I will continue to maliciously mis-name and mis-gender him.
June 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is Charles the Rapist. He is a bastard. He intentionally sets out to hurt people. As long as he keeps attacking LGBTQ+ people, I will continue to maliciously mis-name and mis-gender him.
I hope the next round of protesters show armed to the teeth. After all, this is exactly what the NRA said the Second Amendment was for.
June 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I hope the next round of protesters show armed to the teeth. After all, this is exactly what the NRA said the Second Amendment was for.
Politics in America:
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
June 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Politics in America:
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
Welcome to "Who's Lie Is It Anyway?" The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
That's right: The points are just like the popular vote in a Presidential Election.
This is Wet Mulch. She is a cunt. She intentionally sets out to hurt people. As long as she keeps attacking LGBTQ+ people, I will continue to maliciously mis-name and mis-gender her.
June 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is Wet Mulch. She is a cunt. She intentionally sets out to hurt people. As long as she keeps attacking LGBTQ+ people, I will continue to maliciously mis-name and mis-gender her.
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The problem is the song
May 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The problem is the song
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The more I see fascists ruining our country, the more I am convinced the Marx was too far right-wing.
May 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The more I see fascists ruining our country, the more I am convinced the Marx was too far right-wing.
bsky.app/profile/lant... Would love to get both the OP's and Nicole's opinions on my take.
Indulging in Harry Potter but saying “Fuck JK Rowling though” is like a dude saying “no homo” before getting plowed by his bro
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
bsky.app/profile/lant... Would love to get both the OP's and Nicole's opinions on my take.
My half of a conversation I had with a trans person regarding J.K. Rowling, Universal Studios, and my travel plans. For privacy reasons, I won't be publishing the response. This thing has a rather high word count, so it will be in screen cap form.
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My half of a conversation I had with a trans person regarding J.K. Rowling, Universal Studios, and my travel plans. For privacy reasons, I won't be publishing the response. This thing has a rather high word count, so it will be in screen cap form.
Every single person who works at that hotel should be fired and banned from ever working again, and the building seized and turned into a homeless shelter.
This is one of the results of the war on trans women, which is also a war on women in general.
Liberty management owes these women an apology, full stop. There's no version of events offered where guards should have followed them into the bathroom, banged on the door demanding ID. Let's say they were in there at the same time? Why ask for ID? Were the patrons harassing them kicked out?
May 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Every single person who works at that hotel should be fired and banned from ever working again, and the building seized and turned into a homeless shelter.
I came across this pic in twitter, along with the question asking which of them should be the next James Bond. Now twitter has a character limit, so I can't go into my full explanation, so I will answer here in the alt text instead.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I came across this pic in twitter, along with the question asking which of them should be the next James Bond. Now twitter has a character limit, so I can't go into my full explanation, so I will answer here in the alt text instead.
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Duck zoomies!
🔊sound up
🎥ducktails
🔊sound up
🎥ducktails
April 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Duck zoomies!
🔊sound up
🎥ducktails
🔊sound up
🎥ducktails
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Cat Distribution System (Part 2) - Gator Days
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Cat Distribution System (Part 2) - Gator Days
Letting your kid juggle flaming chainsaws while blindfolded is still safer than letting them go to church.
April 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Letting your kid juggle flaming chainsaws while blindfolded is still safer than letting them go to church.