What Jelani Said
@lanibare.bsky.social
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2 is the absolute minimum answer, but 3 to 4 is industry standard for me.
Minimum 2. I like my laundry like I like my food: seasoned.
How many dryer sheets ya’ll be using when you do laundry?
I really feel like two is the minimum for a small load … and you just go up from there
I like at least 4 in my sheets 😂
I really feel like two is the minimum for a small load … and you just go up from there
I like at least 4 in my sheets 😂
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
2 is the absolute minimum answer, but 3 to 4 is industry standard for me.
It's very, very hot outside. Like, this too much
August 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's very, very hot outside. Like, this too much
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ICE just became the modern-day slave patrol. Rounding up immigrants, to be "sold" back to farmers 🚜 and construction 🚧 sites, but the farmers and employers would be responsible for the immigrant laborers, who would STILL not receive citizenship.
And be paid less than what they were paid before.
And be paid less than what they were paid before.
July 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ICE just became the modern-day slave patrol. Rounding up immigrants, to be "sold" back to farmers 🚜 and construction 🚧 sites, but the farmers and employers would be responsible for the immigrant laborers, who would STILL not receive citizenship.
And be paid less than what they were paid before.
And be paid less than what they were paid before.
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the Democrats are so desperate to stop a democratic socialist, somebody who would be considered barely center-left in many European countries, that they would resurrect the image of a former NY governor who resigned in disgrace after 11 different women accused him of sexual harassment.
June 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the Democrats are so desperate to stop a democratic socialist, somebody who would be considered barely center-left in many European countries, that they would resurrect the image of a former NY governor who resigned in disgrace after 11 different women accused him of sexual harassment.
Remember when we were all laughing at two dum-dums tossing insults at each other over the Internet? Good times. Take me back
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Remember when we were all laughing at two dum-dums tossing insults at each other over the Internet? Good times. Take me back
I wonder if they think we'll welcome Elon back. We can applaud your efforts today while still hating everything about you. We contain multitudes.
June 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I wonder if they think we'll welcome Elon back. We can applaud your efforts today while still hating everything about you. We contain multitudes.
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Easier to be employed if you’re healthy..
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Easier to be employed if you’re healthy..
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What have you done for YOU today???
May 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What have you done for YOU today???
I need people to understand how hard it is to make multiple billions of dollars without some sort of deficiency in your human condition.
Here's 3:
He donated a few million to the inauguration of a man who is an authoritarian while owning a major news outlet.
He nixed that news outlets' planned endorsement of Harris, at the behest of Trump
He sued to stop employees from unionizing, won't let them negotiate and refuses to recognize.
He donated a few million to the inauguration of a man who is an authoritarian while owning a major news outlet.
He nixed that news outlets' planned endorsement of Harris, at the behest of Trump
He sued to stop employees from unionizing, won't let them negotiate and refuses to recognize.
Why dislike him, tho? Simply because he's a Billionaire. Not all rich ppl are evil. He seems to diverge from some of the evil attitudes and ideals of the far right from what I've heard.
April 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I need people to understand how hard it is to make multiple billions of dollars without some sort of deficiency in your human condition.
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While yall sit on this app and complain about materialism and stupid shit, your government is getting rid of your rights.
April 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
While yall sit on this app and complain about materialism and stupid shit, your government is getting rid of your rights.
She liked a comment I made once and I never recovered.
Kelis liking my IG story wasn’t how I expected to start my day 😩
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
She liked a comment I made once and I never recovered.
This the kinda post I like most
It will be called "Y" so that everyone can question its existence.
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This the kinda post I like most
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I got to say...
Cyberpunk 2025 SUCKS.
They nerfed everything but the multinational fascism and crippling debt to keep us in line.
No Cyborgs, no magic, no giving birth to elves (I wanted Shadowrun!!)
They even made netrunning suck, it's all fake AI.
Cyberpunk 2025 SUCKS.
They nerfed everything but the multinational fascism and crippling debt to keep us in line.
No Cyborgs, no magic, no giving birth to elves (I wanted Shadowrun!!)
They even made netrunning suck, it's all fake AI.
April 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I got to say...
Cyberpunk 2025 SUCKS.
They nerfed everything but the multinational fascism and crippling debt to keep us in line.
No Cyborgs, no magic, no giving birth to elves (I wanted Shadowrun!!)
They even made netrunning suck, it's all fake AI.
Cyberpunk 2025 SUCKS.
They nerfed everything but the multinational fascism and crippling debt to keep us in line.
No Cyborgs, no magic, no giving birth to elves (I wanted Shadowrun!!)
They even made netrunning suck, it's all fake AI.
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Macklemore won Kendrick’s Grammy and disappeared off the face of the Earth
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Macklemore won Kendrick’s Grammy and disappeared off the face of the Earth
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Bernie Sanders on stage at Coachella
April 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bernie Sanders on stage at Coachella
@kevonstage.bsky.social is getting a shout out at Raw, right? No? #wweraw
March 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@kevonstage.bsky.social is getting a shout out at Raw, right? No? #wweraw
300 more...
Lock in witches, warlocks, and hackers!!!!
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
300 more...
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“We need people to understand that not only is history not very distant, but we stand on the precipice of repeating it.”- Former NAACP President Benjamin Jealous
#BlackSky
#BlackSky
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“We need people to understand that not only is history not very distant, but we stand on the precipice of repeating it.”- Former NAACP President Benjamin Jealous
#BlackSky
#BlackSky
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When you see "privatize" think that the real goal is to "monetize" a service.
The USPS does not exist to make money but to serve the public. It does a great job of doing that. "Privatizing" the USPS would result in a completely different model of how the business should be run, esp in rural areas.
The USPS does not exist to make money but to serve the public. It does a great job of doing that. "Privatizing" the USPS would result in a completely different model of how the business should be run, esp in rural areas.
March 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When you see "privatize" think that the real goal is to "monetize" a service.
The USPS does not exist to make money but to serve the public. It does a great job of doing that. "Privatizing" the USPS would result in a completely different model of how the business should be run, esp in rural areas.
The USPS does not exist to make money but to serve the public. It does a great job of doing that. "Privatizing" the USPS would result in a completely different model of how the business should be run, esp in rural areas.
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Procrastinating…not because I’m lazy, but because fear of doing something imperfectly is paralyzing
a penguin with cucumber slices on its eyes is laying on the floor in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a penguin with cucumber slices on its eyes is laying on the floor in front of a laptop computer
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March 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Procrastinating…not because I’m lazy, but because fear of doing something imperfectly is paralyzing