Land Otter Man
@landotterman.bsky.social
Fake-Ass Cryptid and Pest.
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Tolkien famously thought "cellar door" was the most beautiful phrase in the english language, but he probably never read "bonkers honkers"
August 16, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Tolkien famously thought "cellar door" was the most beautiful phrase in the english language, but he probably never read "bonkers honkers"
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In response to protestors today, Portland Police Sergeant Ty Engstrom openly admitted during a press conference on road safety that Portland police have intentionally refused to work as a political move to re-gain funding. How many other badge-wearing gangs in other cities have been doing the same?
![screenshot from an article. text reads: I asked him again about his press conference two years ago when he broadcast to everyone that the PPB wasn’t able to enforce traffic laws. And he finally admitted that it wasn’t a good idea. And that it was a political move. “We needed to create a stir to get some change to get them [city council] to fund us back up,” he said. “I mean that’s the honest truth. I know that could make things more dangerous. I don’t know. But at the same time, we needed some change.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2a2ndv7f5zhuv5hbmwr5ztf/bafkreihetwv54ymqg7m7yrvv5icrjdtxyzdwmrew6yfm2zckuks2lea3tm@jpeg)
August 8, 2023 at 12:58 AM
In response to protestors today, Portland Police Sergeant Ty Engstrom openly admitted during a press conference on road safety that Portland police have intentionally refused to work as a political move to re-gain funding. How many other badge-wearing gangs in other cities have been doing the same?
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36 hours ago: South of France.
This morning: ON THE PICKET LINE, BABY! ✊🏼
This morning: ON THE PICKET LINE, BABY! ✊🏼
August 1, 2023 at 8:54 PM
36 hours ago: South of France.
This morning: ON THE PICKET LINE, BABY! ✊🏼
This morning: ON THE PICKET LINE, BABY! ✊🏼
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“she has cellulite” ok and? I don't care about her service provider I care about her fat ass
August 1, 2023 at 5:56 PM
“she has cellulite” ok and? I don't care about her service provider I care about her fat ass
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me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
August 1, 2023 at 5:59 PM
me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
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I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."
August 1, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."
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Found a truly incredible specimen.
July 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Found a truly incredible specimen.
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(Ted Cruz, smiling like Hannibal Lecter, opening his favorite incest porno site)
July 12, 2023 at 4:35 PM
(Ted Cruz, smiling like Hannibal Lecter, opening his favorite incest porno site)
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women are always bullying me online
July 30, 2023 at 10:59 PM
women are always bullying me online
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People who claim summer is their favorite season are lying. You won't convince me your favorite time of year is when we're all slowly cooking like rotisserie chickens in our apartments & the air is full of wildfire smoke. Literally any other time of year is better. You are a liar AND a scoundrel.
July 30, 2023 at 10:27 PM
People who claim summer is their favorite season are lying. You won't convince me your favorite time of year is when we're all slowly cooking like rotisserie chickens in our apartments & the air is full of wildfire smoke. Literally any other time of year is better. You are a liar AND a scoundrel.
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earth: I’m dying
humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
July 30, 2023 at 10:24 PM
earth: I’m dying
humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
Did some corporate espionage and discovered the X marketing strategy.
#xsux #bluesky
#xsux #bluesky
July 30, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Did some corporate espionage and discovered the X marketing strategy.
#xsux #bluesky
#xsux #bluesky
One time I pooped so hard I gave myself blue balls.
July 30, 2023 at 11:10 PM
One time I pooped so hard I gave myself blue balls.
I don’t really need the stupid X anyway.
July 30, 2023 at 7:06 PM
I don’t really need the stupid X anyway.
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wow I can't believe someone is giving away a twitter logo on craigslist
July 30, 2023 at 4:47 PM
wow I can't believe someone is giving away a twitter logo on craigslist
I just don’t know if I can support this platform without a media tab. This is a slap in the face of horny reply guys everywhere.
June 15, 2023 at 7:06 PM
I just don’t know if I can support this platform without a media tab. This is a slap in the face of horny reply guys everywhere.