The Real Lance
@lancifer69.bsky.social
Big monster with a heart of gold.
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A 24-year-old French man was recently admitted to a hospital with an unexploded bomb inside of him. But don't worry, it was for sex stuff. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social get to the bottom of this.
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A 24-year-old French man was recently admitted to a hospital with an unexploded bomb inside of him. But don't worry, it was for sex stuff. Luke, Ian, @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social get to the bottom of this.
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Bigshot winter market vendor sells over four wooden doodads
Bigshot winter market vendor sells over four wooden doodads
“Yeah, I’m basically the Steve Jobs of the central Ontario winter market circuit."
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February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Bigshot winter market vendor sells over four wooden doodads
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remove facehugger alien
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
remove facehugger alien
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Are you as ready for some football as I am? 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Are you as ready for some football as I am? 🏈
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men will do literally anything except go to therapy
including ruining my joke because it’s the woman who’s hosting this insane event
including ruining my joke because it’s the woman who’s hosting this insane event
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
men will do literally anything except go to therapy
including ruining my joke because it’s the woman who’s hosting this insane event
including ruining my joke because it’s the woman who’s hosting this insane event
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His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
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Catherine O’Hara… she was great. I always liked her attitude. I hadn’t seen this in years and a fan shared it with me. May her memory be a blessing.
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Catherine O’Hara… she was great. I always liked her attitude. I hadn’t seen this in years and a fan shared it with me. May her memory be a blessing.
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JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
MILAN, ITALY - United States Vice President JD Vance was reportedly unaware of being booed during the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, due to the fact that he is already relentl...
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February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
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Ah, the Olympics... or as I like to call them, the hunger games without the fun.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Ah, the Olympics... or as I like to call them, the hunger games without the fun.
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Comer runs interference for his boss. Plain as day to see.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Comer runs interference for his boss. Plain as day to see.
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PEEL IT BACK 2026
NIGHT ONE • NEW ORLEANS, LA
“NON-ENTITY”
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Robin Finck, and introducing Stu Brooks
NIGHT ONE • NEW ORLEANS, LA
“NON-ENTITY”
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Robin Finck, and introducing Stu Brooks
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
PEEL IT BACK 2026
NIGHT ONE • NEW ORLEANS, LA
“NON-ENTITY”
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Robin Finck, and introducing Stu Brooks
NIGHT ONE • NEW ORLEANS, LA
“NON-ENTITY”
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Robin Finck, and introducing Stu Brooks
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INVINCIBLE (+ 🩷 Atom Eve 🩷)
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
INVINCIBLE (+ 🩷 Atom Eve 🩷)
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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Media promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times (podcast)
Media promises to only fall for the 'maybe Poilievre has changed' story 4-5 more times
“He’s the boy who cried ‘I’ll stop being an insufferable prick’ and we’re starting to think he doesn’t mean it.” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and Ian MacIntyre) talk Pierre Poili...
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February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Media promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times (podcast)
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I got your back, @jmcelroy.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I got your back, @jmcelroy.bsky.social
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did captain picard lead the x-men
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
did captain picard lead the x-men
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flux capacitor power requirements
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
flux capacitor power requirements
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Experts warn new film about divorced man doing stand-up may lead to more divorced men doing stand-up
Experts warn new film about divorced man doing stand-up may lead to more divorced men doing stand-up
MONTREAL – Experts are sounding alarms about the new film Is This Thing On, starring Will Arnett, warning how its depiction of a newly divorced man doing stand-up comedy to process his failed marriage...
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February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Experts warn new film about divorced man doing stand-up may lead to more divorced men doing stand-up
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Report: Even Grok grossed out by how much Elon Musk is in Epstein Files
Report: Even Grok grossed out by how much Elon Musk is in Epstein Files
PALO ALTO, CA - The generative artificial intelligence Grok, which recently made headlines for creating user-directed underage pornography, has expressed "profound uneasiness" at being associated with...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Report: Even Grok grossed out by how much Elon Musk is in Epstein Files