Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
cannibal-in-training.
will Purge For money.
will Purge For money.
This.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let that sink in.
Is it just me or is the Amazon video app on Apple TV an unrelenting piece of poop?
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Is it just me or is the Amazon video app on Apple TV an unrelenting piece of poop?
I hear Prince William plans to celebrate bonfire night this year by hunting Andrew Mountbatten Windsor for sport on the grounds of Sandringham with his wife and kids.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hear Prince William plans to celebrate bonfire night this year by hunting Andrew Mountbatten Windsor for sport on the grounds of Sandringham with his wife and kids.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
It's so nice how they make time for family.
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Whoever sculpted this Curse Of Frankenstein mask watched a lot of Chevy Chase movies.
A lot of them.
A lot of them.
My favorite new horror genre? Pregnant-with-evil nun movies.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My favorite new horror genre? Pregnant-with-evil nun movies.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
Say what you want about Immaculate, that is an uncompromising ending.
I mean, it's pretty much agreed that Gosling is playing Clement in the movie adaptation of this world series, right?
RIGHT?!
RIGHT?!
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I mean, it's pretty much agreed that Gosling is playing Clement in the movie adaptation of this world series, right?
RIGHT?!
RIGHT?!
DODGERS CELEBRATE VICTORY BY DEVOURING MOST POWERFUL TEAMMATE ON THE PITCHER'S MOUND.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
DODGERS CELEBRATE VICTORY BY DEVOURING MOST POWERFUL TEAMMATE ON THE PITCHER'S MOUND.
I've seen that Reagan ad. How in the living fuck did it cost 75 million dollars?
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've seen that Reagan ad. How in the living fuck did it cost 75 million dollars?
Bio read-outs are all in the green. Looks like she's alive. There goes our salvage, guys.
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bio read-outs are all in the green. Looks like she's alive. There goes our salvage, guys.
Are we Purging yet? Have we become a Purge planet? Yes? No?
I really need a confirmation on this so I can make some plans for tonight.
I really need a confirmation on this so I can make some plans for tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Are we Purging yet? Have we become a Purge planet? Yes? No?
I really need a confirmation on this so I can make some plans for tonight.
I really need a confirmation on this so I can make some plans for tonight.
The last ten minutes of Caveat had me squirming in my seat. And that last shot in the basement... holy shit.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The last ten minutes of Caveat had me squirming in my seat. And that last shot in the basement... holy shit.
"Hey, we just found a dead bat in a house. It tested positive for rabies."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Hey, we just found a dead bat in a house. It tested positive for rabies."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
"Shit... we'd better warn the pet owners."
"Yeah, but... we don't want to bum people out..."
"How about something... like... this..."
They found something... small pieces.
Where?
At the base of the mound.
Where?
At the base of the mound.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They found something... small pieces.
Where?
At the base of the mound.
Where?
At the base of the mound.
Renovate the Hudson's Bay Company building in Vancouver into the next art gallery.
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Renovate the Hudson's Bay Company building in Vancouver into the next art gallery.
After reading the news, I now have an Offspring song bouncing through my head. Guess which one.
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
After reading the news, I now have an Offspring song bouncing through my head. Guess which one.
You ever had one of those mornings when you wake up and realize your ex may be a meth addict?
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You ever had one of those mornings when you wake up and realize your ex may be a meth addict?
That way's East Proctor. All about you are moors. I go this way.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That way's East Proctor. All about you are moors. I go this way.
You all right? Shit's really hit the fan.
October 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You all right? Shit's really hit the fan.
The year, fourteen hundred and sixty-two. Constantinople had fallen. Muslim Turks swept into Europe with a vast superior force, striking at Romania, threatening all of Christendom. From Transylvania arose a Romanian Knight of the sacred order of the dragon known as Dracula.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The year, fourteen hundred and sixty-two. Constantinople had fallen. Muslim Turks swept into Europe with a vast superior force, striking at Romania, threatening all of Christendom. From Transylvania arose a Romanian Knight of the sacred order of the dragon known as Dracula.
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Just three days to go! Halloween will taste so much better if you can devour this smart, spine-tingling horror anthology. With your help, we can bring it to life! www.kickstarter.com/projects/229...
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just three days to go! Halloween will taste so much better if you can devour this smart, spine-tingling horror anthology. With your help, we can bring it to life! www.kickstarter.com/projects/229...
Poor Baby, you're starting to lose it, aren't ya?
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Poor Baby, you're starting to lose it, aren't ya?
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
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October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
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Have you checked in with HELL MOTEL yet? 😈🔑
This devilishly fun series from the creators of SLASHER is available exclusively on Hollywood Suite in Canada. Watch now with a 7-day free trial on Prime Video: primevideo.ca/hollywoodsuite.
This devilishly fun series from the creators of SLASHER is available exclusively on Hollywood Suite in Canada. Watch now with a 7-day free trial on Prime Video: primevideo.ca/hollywoodsuite.
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Have you checked in with HELL MOTEL yet? 😈🔑
This devilishly fun series from the creators of SLASHER is available exclusively on Hollywood Suite in Canada. Watch now with a 7-day free trial on Prime Video: primevideo.ca/hollywoodsuite.
This devilishly fun series from the creators of SLASHER is available exclusively on Hollywood Suite in Canada. Watch now with a 7-day free trial on Prime Video: primevideo.ca/hollywoodsuite.