Lance
lancelotl.bsky.social
Lance
@lancelotl.bsky.social
32 gay/doctor/AuDHD/he/him/Australian
<3 bunnies and kitties
Some great photos of my sweet goofy baby. #cat
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Possibly the most unhinged internet ad I've ever seen. Immediately thought of Maintenance Phase.
April 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Calling this done, because I'm discovering that the way this tablet saves stuff means it's really hard to do subtle shading. A bunch of it disappears every time the screen re renders. Which makes it hard to learn if I'm doing it right or not.

Still happy enough with it that I'm sharing it though. 😊
March 20, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Carrying my cat with me to bed just so I can experience her abandoning me when we get there.
March 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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*Donald Trump voice*

They're doing nasty things down there - very nasty things in a place called, they call it "Riften" - they call it that I actually call it the "Ratway", full of rats. Absolutely filthy. It's a disgrace. The jarl's a loser, not like me - not like my hold - not like Whiterun.
March 18, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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If everybody is sad for no reason, the world has a “mental health” problem.

But when everybody is sad for *legitimate* reasons, mental health has a world problem.
March 4, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Had the most fucked up dream. My cat exploded. It was gory and vivid. Why my subconscious gotta torment me like this?
March 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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If the Supreme Court decides in favor of Trump’s claim that a sitting president has immunity from prosecution, the logical and legal thing for Biden to do would be to simply assassinate him before the election
February 28, 2024 at 10:15 PM
It seems like of there's anything a president should not be immune to prosecution for it's election fraud.

#Trump #SCOTUS
February 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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ever since they canned Black Books they haven't made a show about two alcoholics who are brother/sister incest-coded raising their large adult autistic son. everything is a cop show now. where has the justice of the world gone?
February 27, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Cats <3
February 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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Arrestation d'un Criminou
February 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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no cookie 😔
February 25, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Bring aware of the world is doing even more sanity damage than usual.
February 24, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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I am going to offer a game changing solution for creatives. I am going to offer to come around your house and turn off Baldur's Gate 3 so you can do some work.
February 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Daily bunny no.2407 is cursed!
February 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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I made my friend’s pet VERY happy - and high - with a new toy full of catnip. My work here is done. ❤️😻❤️
February 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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oh to be a little bunny in a little bunny ball pit
February 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I need to sleep but there are too many adorable cats on Bluesky that I must view.
February 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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February 18, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The CDC says that microbes don't cause illnesses unless you invite that energy into your life. If you manifest good health you can't get covid.
February 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Yoshi-P designing female Hrothgar #ffxiv
February 17, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Generative AI is getting much better at making videos but that doesn't mean it's any closer to making movies.
February 17, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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February 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Daily bunny no.2399 makes herself a valentine
February 15, 2024 at 4:54 AM