Lance
@lancelotl.bsky.social
32 gay/doctor/AuDHD/he/him/Australian
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As a resident of "The Most Locked Down City In The World", Melbourne, it's especially frustrating to hear this discourse. Our lockdowns sucked, BUT THEY WORKED. It felt like a worldwide group project that everyone else was half-assing.
June 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
As a resident of "The Most Locked Down City In The World", Melbourne, it's especially frustrating to hear this discourse. Our lockdowns sucked, BUT THEY WORKED. It felt like a worldwide group project that everyone else was half-assing.
Every time I see MTG I read it as as Magic The Gathering and am momentarily very confused 😋
March 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Every time I see MTG I read it as as Magic The Gathering and am momentarily very confused 😋
I was going to make a joke about how it would be great to have a system to verify people. But it looks like the scammer didn't even bother to get a matching blue check and people fell for it anyway.
March 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I was going to make a joke about how it would be great to have a system to verify people. But it looks like the scammer didn't even bother to get a matching blue check and people fell for it anyway.
With chips, with chips
Chiiiiiips! With chiiiips
Oh it's with chips
Chiiiiiips! With chiiiips
Oh it's with chips
March 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
With chips, with chips
Chiiiiiips! With chiiiips
Oh it's with chips
Chiiiiiips! With chiiiips
Oh it's with chips
It's just gross salty water we can't drink. Think of how many more parking lots we could build if we just got rid of them!
March 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM
It's just gross salty water we can't drink. Think of how many more parking lots we could build if we just got rid of them!
The implication being that this person was shoplifting because they wanted some dope sunglasses. When it's far more likely they're going to sell them so they can buy food.
Of course, I'm not going to weep for retailers either way.
Of course, I'm not going to weep for retailers either way.
March 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
The implication being that this person was shoplifting because they wanted some dope sunglasses. When it's far more likely they're going to sell them so they can buy food.
Of course, I'm not going to weep for retailers either way.
Of course, I'm not going to weep for retailers either way.
Unfortunately, many places won't allow you to use dictionary words.
March 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Unfortunately, many places won't allow you to use dictionary words.
Absolutely. He has no capacity to recognise his failures.
March 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Absolutely. He has no capacity to recognise his failures.
It's so messed up. The only Bible verse I know well is Matthew 25:41-46, because it makes it pretty clear what Jesus would have thought about this kind of "faith".
March 18, 2024 at 11:22 AM
It's so messed up. The only Bible verse I know well is Matthew 25:41-46, because it makes it pretty clear what Jesus would have thought about this kind of "faith".
I feel like it's similar to playing music. If you enjoy it regardless of whether anyone is listening, then great. But it's not wise to make plans with the expectation that you'll be a commercial success. Every if you're amazing at it there's still a huge luck component.
March 18, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I feel like it's similar to playing music. If you enjoy it regardless of whether anyone is listening, then great. But it's not wise to make plans with the expectation that you'll be a commercial success. Every if you're amazing at it there's still a huge luck component.
As someone in a relationship, my experience is that you just end up with twice as much indecision.
March 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM
As someone in a relationship, my experience is that you just end up with twice as much indecision.
So... It would be perfectly legal to do the exact same thing but with a recording of someone who does a very convincing impression?
March 18, 2024 at 6:18 AM
So... It would be perfectly legal to do the exact same thing but with a recording of someone who does a very convincing impression?
Because it would be selfish to keep my glorious thoughts to myself when there are so many people who could benefit from hearing them.
March 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Because it would be selfish to keep my glorious thoughts to myself when there are so many people who could benefit from hearing them.
Women, people of colour, queer people, people with disabilities: Y'know, it'd be cool to see ourselves in games and would also make for richer stories.
Right wing weirdos: Nobody asked for this! The only explanation is conspiracy!
Right wing weirdos: Nobody asked for this! The only explanation is conspiracy!
March 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Women, people of colour, queer people, people with disabilities: Y'know, it'd be cool to see ourselves in games and would also make for richer stories.
Right wing weirdos: Nobody asked for this! The only explanation is conspiracy!
Right wing weirdos: Nobody asked for this! The only explanation is conspiracy!
My immediate reaction to him saying this is "guess I'll have to go see what games they've made."
March 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
My immediate reaction to him saying this is "guess I'll have to go see what games they've made."
I enjoy that they still have to make her encouraging so she sometimes has these times where she is very genuine and nice but has to undercut it with an "or whatever"
March 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I enjoy that they still have to make her encouraging so she sometimes has these times where she is very genuine and nice but has to undercut it with an "or whatever"