Lance
lancelotl.bsky.social
Lance
@lancelotl.bsky.social
32 gay/doctor/AuDHD/he/him/Australian
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As a resident of "The Most Locked Down City In The World", Melbourne, it's especially frustrating to hear this discourse. Our lockdowns sucked, BUT THEY WORKED. It felt like a worldwide group project that everyone else was half-assing.
June 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every time I see MTG I read it as as Magic The Gathering and am momentarily very confused 😋
March 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I was going to make a joke about how it would be great to have a system to verify people. But it looks like the scammer didn't even bother to get a matching blue check and people fell for it anyway.
March 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
With chips, with chips
Chiiiiiips! With chiiiips
Oh it's with chips
March 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Might?
March 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
March 22, 2024 at 12:39 PM
It's just gross salty water we can't drink. Think of how many more parking lots we could build if we just got rid of them!
March 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I'm here for it
March 20, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The implication being that this person was shoplifting because they wanted some dope sunglasses. When it's far more likely they're going to sell them so they can buy food.

Of course, I'm not going to weep for retailers either way.
March 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
March 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Unfortunately, many places won't allow you to use dictionary words.
March 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely. He has no capacity to recognise his failures.
March 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
It's so messed up. The only Bible verse I know well is Matthew 25:41-46, because it makes it pretty clear what Jesus would have thought about this kind of "faith".
March 18, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I feel like it's similar to playing music. If you enjoy it regardless of whether anyone is listening, then great. But it's not wise to make plans with the expectation that you'll be a commercial success. Every if you're amazing at it there's still a huge luck component.
March 18, 2024 at 10:56 AM
As someone in a relationship, my experience is that you just end up with twice as much indecision.
March 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM
So... It would be perfectly legal to do the exact same thing but with a recording of someone who does a very convincing impression?
March 18, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Because it would be selfish to keep my glorious thoughts to myself when there are so many people who could benefit from hearing them.
March 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Women, people of colour, queer people, people with disabilities: Y'know, it'd be cool to see ourselves in games and would also make for richer stories.

Right wing weirdos: Nobody asked for this! The only explanation is conspiracy!
March 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
My immediate reaction to him saying this is "guess I'll have to go see what games they've made."
March 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I enjoy that they still have to make her encouraging so she sometimes has these times where she is very genuine and nice but has to undercut it with an "or whatever"
March 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM