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@Sadbirdsmythe from twitter. probably an actual bird. vorick stan. roko's basilisk enjoyer. chod hater. ex hooker. unproblematically autistic
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Merry CHICKSMAS!! 🎁🎄✨️
December 25, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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This.

Look at just one paragraph from the Philanthropy section of his wikpedia page.
December 25, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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u can buy my book now ~ 💚
December 24, 2023 at 7:47 PM
me and g have been doing a supernatural rewatch and it has renewed my longstanding hatred of chod
December 26, 2023 at 12:08 AM
i'm craving a xmas cheese dip. i didn't know i'd be doing that so i didn't get the ingredients for it

anyways i want that cream cheese, ranch, canned chicken one with red pepper flakes, and pita chips to dip in it

i know it sounds very mid century but it's actually really good lol
December 26, 2023 at 12:00 AM
beeb 🐦 has had a grumpy xmas due to the horniness, idc how grumpy she gets tho. i'm not letting her hump my hand
December 25, 2023 at 11:34 PM
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December 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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📢 1.57 Logged-out visibility

Next week the Bluesky app and website will enable logged-out viewing. If you dont want Bluesky to show your content, you can select this new option in the Moderation screen.

Remember Bluesky is a public network. This setting only adds friction to seeing your posts. 3/4
December 11, 2023 at 6:06 PM
y'all, slow horse is such a fantastic show, but barely anyone know it exists bc apple likes to keep their shows top secret for some reason, but if you like corrupt spy stuff you should watch it. it really is amazing
December 12, 2023 at 4:08 AM
i don't actually know what quince tastes like but I would try this. seems like a pretzel would make a unwieldly sandwich base tho lol
albacore salad with quince and avocado on toasted a soft pretzel
December 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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pecan butter and marshmallow fluff between 2 cookies
December 10, 2023 at 7:24 AM
a terminal case of booktwitter/booktok/bookstagram brainworms, sadly
i still can't get over this cait corrain deal. they worked relentlessly for years to build enough of a social media following that publishers would notice them and buy their book, and they finally bought the book! then they shit the bed so badly they lost it all when it was in their hands
December 12, 2023 at 1:25 AM
i still can't get over this cait corrain deal. they worked relentlessly for years to build enough of a social media following that publishers would notice them and buy their book, and they finally bought the book! then they shit the bed so badly they lost it all when it was in their hands
December 12, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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one of the the godfathers of goblin mode
Johnny Cash eating cake with his hands in a bush (1976)
December 11, 2023 at 11:54 PM
i do not like the default profile banner here on bluesky. that is too much of that shade of blue
December 12, 2023 at 12:25 AM
if i had a kid would i let them read vc andrews like i did? idk i don't think i would buy them for them but if they got them from the library I'd probably just pretend i didn't see them
December 12, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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Feeling slothful this Monday morning for day 11 of #ArtAdventCalendar 🦥
December 11, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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Me too, sign. Me too.
December 11, 2023 at 11:21 PM
cait corrain just ruined her whole career by leaving fake reviews on goodreads. her publisher and agent dropped her and everything. and there was something to do with reylos. it's wild
December 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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December 10, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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some little colorful friends🪶📷🦋
December 10, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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Colorful birds: Costa’s hummingbird, Steller’s Jay, hooded oriole and Vermillion flycatcher. 🪶
December 10, 2023 at 9:56 PM