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Lamentation Smythe
@lamentationsmythe.bsky.social
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@Sadbirdsmythe from twitter. probably an actual bird. vorick stan. roko's basilisk enjoyer. chod hater. ex hooker. unproblematically autistic
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anyway if you want a can opener that lasts forever get one of these. the brand name of this particular one is gangy, but there are other brands too
a red handle with a stainless steel blade bolted onto it
December 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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billionaires giving people who defend them nothing
December 7, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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an onion headline: 'heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting' over a picture balding, thirty something white man, he hasn't shaved for a few days, and he's smiling
December 6, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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Quote this with who you would be in Star Trek
a vulcan man with dark hair and olive skin
December 5, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT I AM HAPPY FOR YOU
I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU BOTH
AN OLDER VERSION OF ME
IS SHE PERVERTED LIKE ME?
WOULD SHE GO DOWN ON YOU IN A THEATER?
DOES SHE SPEAK ELOQUENTLY
AND WOULD SHE HAVE YOUR BABY?
I'M SURE SHE'D MAKE A REALLY EXCELLENT MOTHER
george santos wearing a red blazer a black sweater. it looks like he's yelling angrily into a microphone. he's surrounded by reporters
December 2, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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if you see this you have to share an image from your phone without explaining it
a beautiful bathroom with lots of emerald green tile
November 29, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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this is the energy I want to project on bsky
a grey bird with orange rings around the eyes. they look like they're yelling and they're showing cleavage
November 29, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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accidental selfie i took somehow. it's not a good picture but i think my eyes look pretty
blurry picture of a 40 something white person with messy brown hair and blue eyes
November 23, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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in case you missed it on twitter. dude posted this and then went private bc he got roasted so hard 💀
November 23, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
a white man, an officer worker, with thinning ginger hair and a ginger mustache. he's wearing glasses, holding a black phone to his ear with his shoulder, and holding a red stapler
November 22, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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how i look to gen z
an old fashioned looking drawing of a fat femme in a gauzy short pink dress. she's dancing. her shoes are pink and she's wearing a pink hat and pearls.
November 7, 2023 at 7:23 AM
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i saved this but i haven't had a chance to share it yet and i wanted to bc i love finches so much
a zebra finch. it's tan, black, white, and grey with orange and beak, and feet. it appears to be hovering in mid air
November 7, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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a fictional character you'd give an invite code to
Rom, a ferengi from deep space 9. he has nose and brown ridges, sharp crooked teeth, and very large ears
November 2, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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Repost with art that had a profound impact on you

My Bed, Tracy Emin
A messy, gross, depression bed. It is a bed that looks like it hasn't been left for a week because the owner was too sad to move. Which is exactly what it was
October 27, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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If you'd care to reskeet with an image reflecting YOUR mental state, feel free to do so. Or not. Completely up to you.
A cartoon where a guy has a very bad brain
October 26, 2023 at 9:51 AM
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Posting coal
A lump of coal. It's black and shiny in parts, dull in others
October 23, 2023 at 4:13 AM
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I saw a ring so ugly earlier. I can't stop thinking about it. It had a skirt. A skirt on a ring. Why
Black rhodium coated ring with a high profile setting for a pink sapphire. It has pink sapphires on the side too. It also has what appears to be some kind of skirt made of pink metal on one side. It looks very uncomfortable
October 21, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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This face makes me laugh
A medieval drawing of probably an owl? It's brown and fucked up looking
October 14, 2023 at 5:25 AM
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Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
A drawing of two people with bird heads that appear to be worshipping a snake that's twined around a pole with a star at the top
October 7, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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What I look like while posting
A clicker from The Last of Us. It's a person with a frilly mushroom over where the top of their face should be and a human mouth. Their mouth looks fucked up
September 27, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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repost with a picture you saved that you haven’t found a use for
It's the teletubbies. They're standing on green hills holding hands. The sun in the sky has the face of a finch
September 27, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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this is where i post from
An alien that looks like a dragon. It's green with big eyes and a spikey head. There are 3 men in the background. It's from Evolution (2001)
September 24, 2023 at 9:52 PM
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how ur email finds me
A blobfish. It looks like if a blob of mucous was pink and had a very frowny face
September 18, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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What's your sign?
Tender fragrant grass How hardhearted to trample them
September 12, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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I love this guy's work

📷 Jon Carling
A perching bird with a human head
September 9, 2023 at 11:43 PM