We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

The most realistic part of A Christmas Carol is Scrooge being an asshole to everyone all the time and being shocked at the idea that his death will be welcomed

"a computer can never be held accountable, so a computer must never make a management decision" was correct and we should go back to that

Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race! ☁️☀️