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Lauren Knoop
@laknoop.bsky.social
🔵 in NE Indiana
When I’m in a good mood, you’ll know.
2p! That’s so long to wait.
No idea what this Oval Office announcement is.

Could be resigning

Could be apologizing because Stephen Miller molted all over the Residence and someone caught staff dumping the exuviae out of the window

Could be clarifying that tariff revenue is really eleventy three trillion
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I laughed cried laughed cried my way through this and you will too.
here's today's post: "Hillary wrote the Epstein Files, claims area lunatic" — thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Hillary wrote the Epstein Files, claims area lunatic
thank you for your attention to this matter
bit.ly
July 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
wtf wtf wtf
the times is reporting that fema let call center operator contracts expire on july 5, the day after the texas flood, and calls answered went from 99.7% that day to 36% the next to 16% the next www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/c...
FEMA Didn’t Answer Thousands of Calls From Flood Survivors, Documents Show
www.nytimes.com
July 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Trump isn't in the Esptein files like Trump was shot in the ear like Trump is self-made like Trump had bone spurs like Trump is 6'3" like Trump won his club golf tourney like Trump won the 2024 election.
July 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I put my super mean profile pic up because I’m that pissed off.
July 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I've already taught three people about ranked choice voting this weekend and it's only Saturday night.
May 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Bullseye.
I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it.

This is the way…
February 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve got a few trips coming up but feel like I need to add a stop in DC.
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Zing!
AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.
February 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ve got 99 followers and…that’s about it right now.
January 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I knew it.
January 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Donations in lieu of gifts so far:

Fair Food Network
SPLC
ACLU

💙💙💙
December 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Libraries are my favorite way to re-regulate.
If you're looking for a quiet place other than Bluesky to cut out the MAGA lunacy in your local area, city, suburban or rural here's my suggestion: Go to your library, seriously. You know you're safe there (other than the book burning of course).
December 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Here for it.
The hardest thing to get used to about Bluesky is not getting nasty replies from people who don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
November 18, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Yeah, I'm okay with an echo chamber. I'm sure the Allied forces chatter was an echo chamber, too. They didn't need to hear the nazis weigh in while they were planning the Normandy invasion, and we don't either.
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 AM