Laestell
@laestell.bsky.social
Bro u must be bored;Serial (re)poster
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Nothing makes me feel more like the food critic from Rattatouie than when someone asks me "so who do you ship in this show?" and a voice in my gut just says "....no one, I am nearly 40"
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like the food critic from Rattatouie than when someone asks me "so who do you ship in this show?" and a voice in my gut just says "....no one, I am nearly 40"
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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we threw a bag of cookies into the mailbox with a card that just says "thank you, USPS!" and just now I heard the guy pick it up and he made the funniest dad-like "aw!" noise
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
we threw a bag of cookies into the mailbox with a card that just says "thank you, USPS!" and just now I heard the guy pick it up and he made the funniest dad-like "aw!" noise
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Pointed Squeak at a widow and said, "look, it's still you!" and @laestell.bsky.social chimed in with "Despite everything, your mom is still going out with.... SQUEAK!"
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Pointed Squeak at a widow and said, "look, it's still you!" and @laestell.bsky.social chimed in with "Despite everything, your mom is still going out with.... SQUEAK!"
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"Corvo, time to go, I'm done making cookies"
Corvo:
Corvo:
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"Corvo, time to go, I'm done making cookies"
Corvo:
Corvo:
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i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
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Mega Man Legends (PS1) (1997)
1/2
1/2
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mega Man Legends (PS1) (1997)
1/2
1/2
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That’s an easy answer: FUCK YES.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That’s an easy answer: FUCK YES.
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Let me help you out. Yes, you are.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let me help you out. Yes, you are.
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REMINDER: Landlords are required to provide heat (and hot water, always). If your heat or hot water aren't working, call 311 - and my office is always here to help!
The 2025-2026 HEAP benefit opened December 1. Find out if you may be eligible and apply at myBenefits.ny.gov.
The 2025-2026 HEAP benefit opened December 1. Find out if you may be eligible and apply at myBenefits.ny.gov.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
REMINDER: Landlords are required to provide heat (and hot water, always). If your heat or hot water aren't working, call 311 - and my office is always here to help!
The 2025-2026 HEAP benefit opened December 1. Find out if you may be eligible and apply at myBenefits.ny.gov.
The 2025-2026 HEAP benefit opened December 1. Find out if you may be eligible and apply at myBenefits.ny.gov.
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A gift from The Onion Store is the perfect way to tell someone you once heard them mention that they enjoy The Onion. https://store.theonion.com/collections/mens-apparel-accessories
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A gift from The Onion Store is the perfect way to tell someone you once heard them mention that they enjoy The Onion. https://store.theonion.com/collections/mens-apparel-accessories
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
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Alan Moore really was 110% right when he said you need to read bad books as well as good if you want to write better. I have become far more invested in the material lives of my characters after some of the bourgeoise bullshit I read this year.
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Alan Moore really was 110% right when he said you need to read bad books as well as good if you want to write better. I have become far more invested in the material lives of my characters after some of the bourgeoise bullshit I read this year.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
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I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
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