Snoopy Truther
@ladyblovebytes.bsky.social
I’ll be using this from now on!
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ll be using this from now on!
I’ve got problems now and nowhere near $1.7 billion dollars.
I’m ready to find out how I behave when I have a ridiculous amount of money because I already know how I behave when I don’t.
I’m ready to find out how I behave when I have a ridiculous amount of money because I already know how I behave when I don’t.
Y’all are gonna boo me and call me crazy but….
I would rather win the $336 Mega Millions than $1.7 Billion Powerball right now.
Cash option for Mega Millions would be $151M which is more than enough money. I feel like anything beyond that is literally more money, more problems.
I would rather win the $336 Mega Millions than $1.7 Billion Powerball right now.
Cash option for Mega Millions would be $151M which is more than enough money. I feel like anything beyond that is literally more money, more problems.
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve got problems now and nowhere near $1.7 billion dollars.
I’m ready to find out how I behave when I have a ridiculous amount of money because I already know how I behave when I don’t.
I’m ready to find out how I behave when I have a ridiculous amount of money because I already know how I behave when I don’t.
Hi.
I’m going shopping with my son in a few hours and I’m awake because I’m so excited that I can’t sleep and basically this is why Mother’s Day exists.
Because who else is going to be sleeplessly excited to go shopping (and possibly find themselves swiping) than your mom?
Happy Mother’s Day 💜
I’m going shopping with my son in a few hours and I’m awake because I’m so excited that I can’t sleep and basically this is why Mother’s Day exists.
Because who else is going to be sleeplessly excited to go shopping (and possibly find themselves swiping) than your mom?
Happy Mother’s Day 💜
May 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hi.
I’m going shopping with my son in a few hours and I’m awake because I’m so excited that I can’t sleep and basically this is why Mother’s Day exists.
Because who else is going to be sleeplessly excited to go shopping (and possibly find themselves swiping) than your mom?
Happy Mother’s Day 💜
I’m going shopping with my son in a few hours and I’m awake because I’m so excited that I can’t sleep and basically this is why Mother’s Day exists.
Because who else is going to be sleeplessly excited to go shopping (and possibly find themselves swiping) than your mom?
Happy Mother’s Day 💜
Introducing for the first )but certainly not the last) time:
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May 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Introducing for the first )but certainly not the last) time:
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Reposted by Snoopy Truther
On this Easter Sunday, I am happy to reshare this gem.
April 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
On this Easter Sunday, I am happy to reshare this gem.
There was no way I was leaving this one behind on the other app. It’s my favourite of the season!
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
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April 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
There was no way I was leaving this one behind on the other app. It’s my favourite of the season!
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
Your friends will save you.
Your REAL FRIENDS will save you.
My homegirl asked me if she needs to “dust off her passport” to spend the two days she has off in the week to sit in bed with me and cry.
You couldn’t pay me to come up off my friends. EVER.
Your REAL FRIENDS will save you.
My homegirl asked me if she needs to “dust off her passport” to spend the two days she has off in the week to sit in bed with me and cry.
You couldn’t pay me to come up off my friends. EVER.
Today I called my bestest friend and said “I need a mom. I’m drowning!”
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
a woman is covering her nose with her hand while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while sitting on a couch .
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March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Your friends will save you.
Your REAL FRIENDS will save you.
My homegirl asked me if she needs to “dust off her passport” to spend the two days she has off in the week to sit in bed with me and cry.
You couldn’t pay me to come up off my friends. EVER.
Your REAL FRIENDS will save you.
My homegirl asked me if she needs to “dust off her passport” to spend the two days she has off in the week to sit in bed with me and cry.
You couldn’t pay me to come up off my friends. EVER.
Today I called my bestest friend and said “I need a mom. I’m drowning!”
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
a woman is covering her nose with her hand while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Today I called my bestest friend and said “I need a mom. I’m drowning!”
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working.
You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.
I don’t even offer that anymore. You shouldn’t have asked me if you weren’t prepared to not hear the comfortable lie because I’m about to burst into tears and tell the whole truth.
March 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I don’t even offer that anymore. You shouldn’t have asked me if you weren’t prepared to not hear the comfortable lie because I’m about to burst into tears and tell the whole truth.
Light bulbs, batteries, chargers, power cables, candles, one side of every pair of shoes, shower curtains, all flat sheets, throws, blankets and duvets.
March 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Light bulbs, batteries, chargers, power cables, candles, one side of every pair of shoes, shower curtains, all flat sheets, throws, blankets and duvets.
March 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
She better ask them to keep her in jail.
30 years after music icon Selena's murder, Yolanda Saldívar is up for parole. Here's what to know https://abc7.la/4iXqhLc
30 years after music icon Selena's murder, Yolanda Saldívar is up for parole. Here's what to know
Thirty years ago, Latino music legend Selena Quintanilla-Pérez was killed by her fan club's president, Yolanda Saldívar. Now, she has petitioned for parole.
abc7.la
March 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
She better ask them to keep her in jail.
This is not what we mean when we say “Made it out the group chat!”
Krishnamoorthi presents receipts from the Signal chat showing that classified info was clearly disclosed by Hegseth and calls for his resignation
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This is not what we mean when we say “Made it out the group chat!”
Hello, I used to be a dance mom, I’m a wrestling mom now.
Yes, THAT ONE is mine and he’s less than a month in.
Yes, THAT ONE is mine and he’s less than a month in.
March 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hello, I used to be a dance mom, I’m a wrestling mom now.
Yes, THAT ONE is mine and he’s less than a month in.
Yes, THAT ONE is mine and he’s less than a month in.
My child went to a wrestling gym today.
He came home and told me dance has serious competition. He hasn’t stopped talking about this since he came home…
Does anyone know where/what time the wrestling moms meet???
He came home and told me dance has serious competition. He hasn’t stopped talking about this since he came home…
Does anyone know where/what time the wrestling moms meet???
a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his eyes closed .
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March 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My child went to a wrestling gym today.
He came home and told me dance has serious competition. He hasn’t stopped talking about this since he came home…
Does anyone know where/what time the wrestling moms meet???
He came home and told me dance has serious competition. He hasn’t stopped talking about this since he came home…
Does anyone know where/what time the wrestling moms meet???
A tooth on ozempic is NUTS!
I’m very upset right now… a WHITE woman pressing a black woman over a MAN with acne and a skinny tooth!?!?!!!?!
March 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
A tooth on ozempic is NUTS!
Cajuntalian is NUTS!
...and just like that, Italians have gone from being "Spicy White" to "Blackened"
Girl!!! The sketches coming out of that courtroom say it ALL
March 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cajuntalian is NUTS!
I called my dad and said “Daddy I need you.” Through tears and he’s coming tomorrow.
I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.
I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.
February 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I called my dad and said “Daddy I need you.” Through tears and he’s coming tomorrow.
I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.
I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.
Me 🤝🏾🤝🏾 telling people I love them so poetically they think I’m dying.
a close up of a woman 's face with long hair
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February 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me 🤝🏾🤝🏾 telling people I love them so poetically they think I’m dying.
It is the most freeing feeling to be able to tearfully go to my family and say “I’m not ok, please help me.”
Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.
Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.
February 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It is the most freeing feeling to be able to tearfully go to my family and say “I’m not ok, please help me.”
Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.
Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.
Taurus men and Cancer men?
I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that.
EVER.
Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet!
HARD PASS ❌❌❌
I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that.
EVER.
Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet!
HARD PASS ❌❌❌
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Taurus men and Cancer men?
I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that.
EVER.
Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet!
HARD PASS ❌❌❌
I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that.
EVER.
Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet!
HARD PASS ❌❌❌
Not the entire sex, but I did actually swear off Cancers almost 20 years ago and never dated another cancer after that one time.
You ever mess with someone and you’re just completely off the opposite sex after that, cause yea
February 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Not the entire sex, but I did actually swear off Cancers almost 20 years ago and never dated another cancer after that one time.
Since I can’t sleep I decided to lotion Tiggs’ feet and give her a little massage.
She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze.
I can’t believe she really is me…smh
She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze.
I can’t believe she really is me…smh
February 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Since I can’t sleep I decided to lotion Tiggs’ feet and give her a little massage.
She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze.
I can’t believe she really is me…smh
She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze.
I can’t believe she really is me…smh
I’m quick to make a promise sound like a threat.
I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through.
If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾♀️
I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through.
If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾♀️
“I strongly encourage you to organize things with your God before you consider running into me.”
What single finna take us out the hood ? 😭
February 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m quick to make a promise sound like a threat.
I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through.
If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾♀️
I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through.
If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾♀️