I wish I knew how I made it onto that list so I could unsubscribe.

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So here’s the thing, I need to know where he got the citrus launcher before I’m prepared to pass judgment.

This is a midline!

Because IT IS

Samesies!

Not liking coffee is why I’ve never tried one.

I always wonder what my brother is thinking because you threaten to call the police if I take too long to text you back. I’m not calling you if I want people to be alive when I’m no longer upset.

Classified as what?! 😭

Babe, my child calls me “Brotherrr!”

You have enough going on and still managing everyone’s feelings and that’s not your job. Trust that they’ve got that portion under control and are offering you an opportunity to take a load off for a change. You’ll be so glad you did. 💜

We already know how that would go…remember when Black Friday sales were actually good?

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