Lachrymoose
@lachrymoose.bsky.social
Saddest moose on the internet. Lost musician. Baker at Culinary Institute of America. Bonker at your Mom. Ukraine supporter.
Pinned
Lachrymoose
@lachrymoose.bsky.social
· Dec 14
There’s still time for a David Byrne, Stan Ridgeway, Fred Schneider and Mark Mothersbaugh barbershop quartet. C’mon guys!
Reposted by Lachrymoose
LOL. Why does he need to sign a bill to release the files when he can just RELEASE THE FILES?
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
LOL. Why does he need to sign a bill to release the files when he can just RELEASE THE FILES?
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Kharkiv is currently enduring the most powerful attack since the start of the full-scale war. In just an hour and a half, at least 40 explosions have rocked the city. The enemy is simultaneously striking with missiles, drones, and guided aerial bombs - Kharkiv mayor
June 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Kharkiv is currently enduring the most powerful attack since the start of the full-scale war. In just an hour and a half, at least 40 explosions have rocked the city. The enemy is simultaneously striking with missiles, drones, and guided aerial bombs - Kharkiv mayor
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Trump wants to abandon Ukraine, but the American people don't. Fellow Americans, please call your representatives!
Also, let's show the Ukrainian people that we stand with them: Donate to your favorite Ukrainian fundraiser (such as Sternenko's drone fund) today!
Also, let's show the Ukrainian people that we stand with them: Donate to your favorite Ukrainian fundraiser (such as Sternenko's drone fund) today!
March 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Trump wants to abandon Ukraine, but the American people don't. Fellow Americans, please call your representatives!
Also, let's show the Ukrainian people that we stand with them: Donate to your favorite Ukrainian fundraiser (such as Sternenko's drone fund) today!
Also, let's show the Ukrainian people that we stand with them: Donate to your favorite Ukrainian fundraiser (such as Sternenko's drone fund) today!
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Americans! There are a still a LOT of congresspeople who support Ukraine, even GOP. Many of them sincerely hate Russia, and this could break them from Trump. Whoever you voted for, it's our responsibility to try. Contact your member and tell them WE ARE NOT RUSSIA!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
Just a moment...
Verifying you are human. This may take a few seconds.
www.congress.gov
February 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Americans! There are a still a LOT of congresspeople who support Ukraine, even GOP. Many of them sincerely hate Russia, and this could break them from Trump. Whoever you voted for, it's our responsibility to try. Contact your member and tell them WE ARE NOT RUSSIA!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Your phenomenally obstacular parking lot will not dissuade me, Target.
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Your phenomenally obstacular parking lot will not dissuade me, Target.
Reposted by Lachrymoose
If Apple owned a large dance venue, do you think they would call it The Mac Arena???
February 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If Apple owned a large dance venue, do you think they would call it The Mac Arena???
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Search and rescue operations completed at the site of the destroyed five-story building in Poltava after the russian missile attack
14 people were killed, including two children aged 9 and 12.
20 people were injured, among them 4 children,
22 people were rescued from the rubble.
14 people were killed, including two children aged 9 and 12.
20 people were injured, among them 4 children,
22 people were rescued from the rubble.
February 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Search and rescue operations completed at the site of the destroyed five-story building in Poltava after the russian missile attack
14 people were killed, including two children aged 9 and 12.
20 people were injured, among them 4 children,
22 people were rescued from the rubble.
14 people were killed, including two children aged 9 and 12.
20 people were injured, among them 4 children,
22 people were rescued from the rubble.
People who end their posts with the imperative “discuss” are pushy, uncouth engagement farmers. Discuss.
January 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
People who end their posts with the imperative “discuss” are pushy, uncouth engagement farmers. Discuss.
We all know that when you meet a Dr. of Medicine at a party, it’s gauche to ask them to diagnose your ailments.
But also remember that when socializing with a Dr. of Philosophy, they don’t want to hear about your “philosophy”. If you want their expertise, enroll in their class, or buy their book.
But also remember that when socializing with a Dr. of Philosophy, they don’t want to hear about your “philosophy”. If you want their expertise, enroll in their class, or buy their book.
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We all know that when you meet a Dr. of Medicine at a party, it’s gauche to ask them to diagnose your ailments.
But also remember that when socializing with a Dr. of Philosophy, they don’t want to hear about your “philosophy”. If you want their expertise, enroll in their class, or buy their book.
But also remember that when socializing with a Dr. of Philosophy, they don’t want to hear about your “philosophy”. If you want their expertise, enroll in their class, or buy their book.
Reposted by Lachrymoose
Happy new year, everyone. I’ve not been on here much lately so allow me to introduce myself again, I’m Lee and I like to paint abandoned, isolated buildings in familiar yet otherworldly settings.
January 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Happy new year, everyone. I’ve not been on here much lately so allow me to introduce myself again, I’m Lee and I like to paint abandoned, isolated buildings in familiar yet otherworldly settings.
I don’t wanna be a typical Yankee who opines about the US/Mexico border without actually having researched it. So I’ve been hiking and picnicking along the border wall for three winters now. Instead of finding any clear answers, I only have a zillion more questions.
January 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I don’t wanna be a typical Yankee who opines about the US/Mexico border without actually having researched it. So I’ve been hiking and picnicking along the border wall for three winters now. Instead of finding any clear answers, I only have a zillion more questions.
Today in Shelby Park, Eagle Pass, TX, on the Mexican border, amid the 700 crucifixes commemorating the 700 migrants who died in 2023 crossing the Rio Grande. A year ago, the National Guard seized this park. To enter, you pass through a checkpoint of apple-cheeked young Guardsmen toting machine guns.
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today in Shelby Park, Eagle Pass, TX, on the Mexican border, amid the 700 crucifixes commemorating the 700 migrants who died in 2023 crossing the Rio Grande. A year ago, the National Guard seized this park. To enter, you pass through a checkpoint of apple-cheeked young Guardsmen toting machine guns.
Moscow's airport wifi says it won’t collect your data while it collects your data. #doublespeak
(I took this screenshot just before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, obv. I don't expect set foot on Russian soil ever again)
(I took this screenshot just before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, obv. I don't expect set foot on Russian soil ever again)
January 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Moscow's airport wifi says it won’t collect your data while it collects your data. #doublespeak
(I took this screenshot just before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, obv. I don't expect set foot on Russian soil ever again)
(I took this screenshot just before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, obv. I don't expect set foot on Russian soil ever again)
I always assumed the Creedence lyric “Proud Mary keep on burning. Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river” was about rolling marijuana doobies. But I just read the Wikipedia page, and it seems it’s truly just about a boat named Mary Elizabeth, and the “rolling” line comes from a Will Rogers movie. 🤷♂️
January 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I always assumed the Creedence lyric “Proud Mary keep on burning. Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river” was about rolling marijuana doobies. But I just read the Wikipedia page, and it seems it’s truly just about a boat named Mary Elizabeth, and the “rolling” line comes from a Will Rogers movie. 🤷♂️
Supper atop a skyscraper.
(my own sloppy photoshop work, not ai)
(my own sloppy photoshop work, not ai)
December 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Supper atop a skyscraper.
(my own sloppy photoshop work, not ai)
(my own sloppy photoshop work, not ai)
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#booksky
December 29, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#booksky
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#booksky
December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
#booksky
Song title notwithstanding, this is a *perfect* indie pop gem – a scant 90 seconds of manic bewilderment about people saying “hello”.
Don’t cry when it ends too soon. Just play it over and over again, and you’ll forget all your pains.
Don’t cry when it ends too soon. Just play it over and over again, and you’ll forget all your pains.
Suck Crimped Pricks 'Cus, by Weather Balloons
from the album Shooting Remote Aluminum
weatherballoons8.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Song title notwithstanding, this is a *perfect* indie pop gem – a scant 90 seconds of manic bewilderment about people saying “hello”.
Don’t cry when it ends too soon. Just play it over and over again, and you’ll forget all your pains.
Don’t cry when it ends too soon. Just play it over and over again, and you’ll forget all your pains.
I see why Paul Anka rewrote these lyrics. At first the protagonist sounds like a creepy blue-balled necrophile, but then we see he’s just a dude whining that his lady doesn’t desire him. (Maybe stop being so passive aggressive, bro!)
If Sinatra’d sung such words he would’ve spontaneously combusted.
If Sinatra’d sung such words he would’ve spontaneously combusted.
« Comme d'habitude » (English subtitles) by Claude François
YouTube video by Tom's TRANSLATIONS
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I see why Paul Anka rewrote these lyrics. At first the protagonist sounds like a creepy blue-balled necrophile, but then we see he’s just a dude whining that his lady doesn’t desire him. (Maybe stop being so passive aggressive, bro!)
If Sinatra’d sung such words he would’ve spontaneously combusted.
If Sinatra’d sung such words he would’ve spontaneously combusted.
Chet Atkins put out a zillion LPs of lightweight country instrumentals, but a long time ago he made one album intended for kids to rock out to.
Here, with a little fire under his ass, Chet leaves aside his dainty finger-picking and just lays into the chonky rhythm. As close to punk as Chet ever got
Here, with a little fire under his ass, Chet leaves aside his dainty finger-picking and just lays into the chonky rhythm. As close to punk as Chet ever got
Chet Atkins - Boo Boo Stick Beat
YouTube video by Mohammed Abdul Rahim
youtu.be
December 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Chet Atkins put out a zillion LPs of lightweight country instrumentals, but a long time ago he made one album intended for kids to rock out to.
Here, with a little fire under his ass, Chet leaves aside his dainty finger-picking and just lays into the chonky rhythm. As close to punk as Chet ever got
Here, with a little fire under his ass, Chet leaves aside his dainty finger-picking and just lays into the chonky rhythm. As close to punk as Chet ever got
Reposted by Lachrymoose
MVGA – Make Vander Gurn Again.
Whenever someone reposts about that MAGA blocklist, for a moment I wonder what they've got against Christian Vander.
#sadButAlmostTrue #boomTish #Magma #seẁolaẁen
#sadButAlmostTrue #boomTish #Magma #seẁolaẁen
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
MVGA – Make Vander Gurn Again.
“ Drummer face” extraordinaire, Christian Vander, delivers over 5000 unique microexpressions during this must-see performance of De Futura.
youtu.be/a73XLkf43-s?...
youtu.be/a73XLkf43-s?...
December 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM
“ Drummer face” extraordinaire, Christian Vander, delivers over 5000 unique microexpressions during this must-see performance of De Futura.
youtu.be/a73XLkf43-s?...
youtu.be/a73XLkf43-s?...
Crappy lines that nearly ruin otherwise perfect rap songs:
“We ride limos, too!” - Bring the Noise, Public Enemy
“Letters make words and sentences makes paragraphs” - Quality Control, Jurassic 5
“A nice big plate of fish, which is my favorite dish” - Paid in Full, Erik B & Rakim
“We ride limos, too!” - Bring the Noise, Public Enemy
“Letters make words and sentences makes paragraphs” - Quality Control, Jurassic 5
“A nice big plate of fish, which is my favorite dish” - Paid in Full, Erik B & Rakim
December 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Crappy lines that nearly ruin otherwise perfect rap songs:
“We ride limos, too!” - Bring the Noise, Public Enemy
“Letters make words and sentences makes paragraphs” - Quality Control, Jurassic 5
“A nice big plate of fish, which is my favorite dish” - Paid in Full, Erik B & Rakim
“We ride limos, too!” - Bring the Noise, Public Enemy
“Letters make words and sentences makes paragraphs” - Quality Control, Jurassic 5
“A nice big plate of fish, which is my favorite dish” - Paid in Full, Erik B & Rakim