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Lachrymoose
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Saddest moose on the internet. Lost musician. Baker at Culinary Institute of America. Bonker at your Mom. Ukraine supporter.
Trump wants to abandon Ukraine, but the American people don't. Fellow Americans, please call your representatives!

Also, let's show the Ukrainian people that we stand with them: Donate to your favorite Ukrainian fundraiser (such as Sternenko's drone fund) today!
March 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tiny books rule! I filled this one with Polish vocabulary.
February 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I immediately imagined that it was a Little Buddy propane heater that you used. But then I remembered that I don’t have to imagine things, I can just ask you:

Hey Jason, what kind of tiny heater did you use in your van on that cold night?
January 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We all know that when you meet a Dr. of Medicine at a party, it’s gauche to ask them to diagnose your ailments.

But also remember that when socializing with a Dr. of Philosophy, they don’t want to hear about your “philosophy”. If you want their expertise, enroll in their class, or buy their book.
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don’t wanna be a typical Yankee who opines about the US/Mexico border without actually having researched it. So I’ve been hiking and picnicking along the border wall for three winters now. Instead of finding any clear answers, I only have a zillion more questions.
January 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Today in Shelby Park, Eagle Pass, TX, on the Mexican border, amid the 700 crucifixes commemorating the 700 migrants who died in 2023 crossing the Rio Grande. A year ago, the National Guard seized this park. To enter, you pass through a checkpoint of apple-cheeked young Guardsmen toting machine guns.
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Moscow's airport wifi says it won’t collect your data while it collects your data. #doublespeak

(I took this screenshot just before Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, obv. I don't expect set foot on Russian soil ever again)
January 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Supper atop a skyscraper.

(my own sloppy photoshop work, not ai)
December 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
December 29, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Choose 20 books that would have stayed with you or influenced you if they existed. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#booksky
December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
“ Drummer face” extraordinaire, Christian Vander, delivers over 5000 unique microexpressions during this must-see performance of De Futura.

youtu.be/a73XLkf43-s?...
December 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 AM

Hooters Air was founded in 2003. If it’d existed a few years earlier, when Bin Laden was planning 9/11, looking for targets that best symbolized the “decadent West”, it’s hard to imagine him not choosing Hooters Air

In the multiverse, a 9/11-by-Hooters timeline is just baby-steps away from our own
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I like driving with a pitch black dashboard. Does your car let you dim the dash lights completely?
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 AM