La Llorona
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La Llorona
@la-llorona.bsky.social
Hair Assassin, Thirst Mutilator, Piñata Farmer
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Whether it was Joe Biden with his halting pauses or Donald Trump with his repeated promises to destroy our democracy and plunge us into a world of tyranny and economic collapse, both candidates gave voters plenty to worry about
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
With the right, we already know that every accusation and obsession is a confession.
Against marriage equality? Closet case.
Bloviating about trans athletes? We know exactly what your PornHub searches are.
So now I just have one question for Mr. RFK Jr.:
April 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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RFK Jr trying to distance himself from the antivax movement is like Bob Seger denouncing old time rock and roll.
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
January 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think I'm on the verge of unlocking some weird new kink.
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
December 8, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Disappointingly, it's just slightly misspelled "dark walnut" in German. Nevertheless, "Dunkler Wainuss" is definitely going to be the name of a villainous Bitcoin Bro in my next novel.
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM