Lancelot
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
@cohhcarnage.bsky.social was just playing some Dave the diver and saw you cuddling Dimitri... 🥹🥰
July 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@cohhcarnage.bsky.social was just playing some Dave the diver and saw you cuddling Dimitri... 🥹🥰
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The truth is disgustingly obvious and …. Ignored…
February 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The truth is disgustingly obvious and …. Ignored…
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Without friends
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Without friends
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This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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here's today's post: "elderly golfer admits he can’t do shit about lowering prices" — congratulations, MAGA, you got taken for a ride.
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elderly golfer admits he can’t do shit about lowering prices
congratulations, MAGA, you got taken for a ride
bit.ly
December 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM
here's today's post: "elderly golfer admits he can’t do shit about lowering prices" — congratulations, MAGA, you got taken for a ride.
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Lol, this is much better.
December 14, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Lol, this is much better.
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As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
Two Very Different Manhattan Murder Investigations
The NYPD spent countless hours and resources searching for a CEO’s killer, but has made little evident progress on the fatal stabbing of a migrant teen.
hellgatenyc.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
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BREAKING: Tim Walz's daughter Hope says that her "red flag" for dating a man is if he listens to Joe Rogan because it means he "probably isn’t a great person" and his "values" won't "align" with hers.
This rule has "never failed" her and her friends.
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This rule has "never failed" her and her friends.
Like and share if you love this rule!
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
BREAKING: Tim Walz's daughter Hope says that her "red flag" for dating a man is if he listens to Joe Rogan because it means he "probably isn’t a great person" and his "values" won't "align" with hers.
This rule has "never failed" her and her friends.
Like and share if you love this rule!
This rule has "never failed" her and her friends.
Like and share if you love this rule!
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People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
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Had a dumb idea cross my mind and had to sketch it out. We're calling this "Pizza Roll".
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Had a dumb idea cross my mind and had to sketch it out. We're calling this "Pizza Roll".
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this is straightforwardly an effort to try to re-segregate the officer corps
Trump and his Secretary of Defense nominee have proposed purging military officers they view as too "woke."
A Heritage funded group is proposing names: offers who served on a DEI panel, or written about race, or sought to recruit at a historically Black college.
apnews.com/article/hegs...
A Heritage funded group is proposing names: offers who served on a DEI panel, or written about race, or sought to recruit at a historically Black college.
apnews.com/article/hegs...
December 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
this is straightforwardly an effort to try to re-segregate the officer corps
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Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
Daniel Penny, the man who held Jordan Neely in a chokehold, has been acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
If you were a villain, who would you be?
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
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If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.
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It's 100% true.
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's 100% true.
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I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
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Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
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finally a reasonable take
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
finally a reasonable take
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Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽
finally a reasonable take
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽
Post a video game GIF from the year you were born.
1981 had some real nice classics 😎
1981 had some real nice classics 😎
November 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Post a video game GIF from the year you were born.
1981 had some real nice classics 😎
1981 had some real nice classics 😎