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Jamie Lee Squirtus
@kyliecoyote.bsky.social
game dev | narrative designer | writing lead for The Elder Scrolls Renewal: Skywind @skywind.bsky.social | fictional old man enjoyer

doing it for the girls, gays, & theys.

📍Chicago
Pinned
i think my house is haunted
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Finally replaying dishonored and holy fuck I forgot how good this game was
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
after 1300 hours, 8 characters, & 3 completed playthroughs, it finally happened 😭

#bg3
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hit that country road, old man. I’m not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i feel like i’m getting repeatedly stabbed in the arm
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Bat Friday
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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that’s true
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Stop saying “Clair Obscur wins both 🤪”. I do not believe a game with a $25mil budget is “indie” regardless of pretty much any other factor
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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play da music kitty
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
it feels like nobody makes the traditional carne asada tacos for Thanksgiving anymore except for me
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
that’s true
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i just realized the astral prism in BG3….. is a d20
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i miss the Shooting Stars meme
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I was a PC user at the time but they were clearly right about this
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This is what happened to me. Employers across the board need to be aware of how harassment campaigns work and do better to protect their employees from them. These people should not have a platform to profit off of harassment.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Update: It was The Banquet (2006), released in the United States as Legend of the Black Scorpion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
nachos
friends
chomosex

what’s chomosex?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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"Marjorie: The Gathering"
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
romanticizing my burnout to get me through the last three weeks of the semester
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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It’s cringe to be a puritan, especially in this day and age. Like, open your eyes lol. Or close them if you’re offended. Or like, gouge them out to save yourself from future upsets. Idk man you do you.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Funktronic Labs is hiring a Junior 3D Artist to help craft an unannounced console title with their creative Pasadena team!

📍On-site, Contract (Pasadena, CA)
🎨 3D modeling in Maya
🕹️ Made in Unity (bonus skill)

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Funktronic Labs is hiring a Junior 3D Artist
Funktronic Labs is seeking a Junior 3D Artist to join our team onsite at our Pasadena, CA studio for an exciting, unannounced console title.
workwithindies.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM