Kyle Sanders
@kylethesanders.bsky.social
The human equivalent of a shiny Pokémon. He/Him
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Kyle Sanders
@kylethesanders.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Fuck Elon Musk,
👾 Pokémon
🔼 TLoZ
🎮 Retro Gaming (Nintendo, PS, and Xbox)
🎹 Music Production
🍵 Lo-fi
🎸 Funk
🎧 EDM
😤 Punk
☕️ Indie
👟 Sneakers
⛏️ Fortnite
🧀 Food
🤣 Comedy and Podcasts
💢 Anime (Naruto, Spy Family, Dragon Ball)
📰 Politics (Leftist)
🖥 Entertainment News
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Friendly
📖 Libraries
👾 Pokémon
🔼 TLoZ
🎮 Retro Gaming (Nintendo, PS, and Xbox)
🎹 Music Production
🍵 Lo-fi
🎸 Funk
🎧 EDM
😤 Punk
☕️ Indie
👟 Sneakers
⛏️ Fortnite
🧀 Food
🤣 Comedy and Podcasts
💢 Anime (Naruto, Spy Family, Dragon Ball)
📰 Politics (Leftist)
🖥 Entertainment News
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Friendly
📖 Libraries
My wife is the greatest shiny hunter I have ever met, but she has little to no desire to hunt for shinies. She found a shiny Absol in Legends Za because she "saw a ladder and wanted to check out the roof". I could spend days resetting without those results. She's just the GOAT.
a cartoon of a pink and white dog laying on the ground .
ALT: a cartoon of a pink and white dog laying on the ground .
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November 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My wife is the greatest shiny hunter I have ever met, but she has little to no desire to hunt for shinies. She found a shiny Absol in Legends Za because she "saw a ladder and wanted to check out the roof". I could spend days resetting without those results. She's just the GOAT.
It's a 3rd cup of coffee at 2pm type of day #gottagofast
a blurry picture of sonic the hedgehog running on a road .
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October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's a 3rd cup of coffee at 2pm type of day #gottagofast
Realizing that there's gotta be zero chance on this earth that there will ever be more Scary Godmother than the 2 that I've watched every year since I was little.
a blue monster with horns is standing next to a skeleton and pumpkins
ALT: a blue monster with horns is standing next to a skeleton and pumpkins
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October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Realizing that there's gotta be zero chance on this earth that there will ever be more Scary Godmother than the 2 that I've watched every year since I was little.
What if Taylor fans found out about (folk) artists that write and produce their own work AND have a backbone?
Shit would be CRAZY.
(Currently listening to Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers)
Shit would be CRAZY.
(Currently listening to Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers)
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What if Taylor fans found out about (folk) artists that write and produce their own work AND have a backbone?
Shit would be CRAZY.
(Currently listening to Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers)
Shit would be CRAZY.
(Currently listening to Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers)
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
If you ever watch Finding Nemo backwards, it's a terribly sad story about a daddy fish that keeps running away from his son.
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you ever watch Finding Nemo backwards, it's a terribly sad story about a daddy fish that keeps running away from his son.
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Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”
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ICE Trump regime trooper stands on top a mother with his fist clenched after shoving her to the ground in front of her children.
US media allege he was removed but MAGA insiders such as propagandist Jack Posobiec, claim he's being reinstated. Abusing women & children is a MAGA principle.
US media allege he was removed but MAGA insiders such as propagandist Jack Posobiec, claim he's being reinstated. Abusing women & children is a MAGA principle.
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ICE Trump regime trooper stands on top a mother with his fist clenched after shoving her to the ground in front of her children.
US media allege he was removed but MAGA insiders such as propagandist Jack Posobiec, claim he's being reinstated. Abusing women & children is a MAGA principle.
US media allege he was removed but MAGA insiders such as propagandist Jack Posobiec, claim he's being reinstated. Abusing women & children is a MAGA principle.
I deleted my post earlier, but he definitely did it.
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I deleted my post earlier, but he definitely did it.
Captain can literally crunchatize me.
September 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Captain can literally crunchatize me.
They should let you leave comments on Zillow. "This house looks like it was housing snakes."
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
They should let you leave comments on Zillow. "This house looks like it was housing snakes."
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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This will be on the history books as the start of a dictatorship backed by the military.
BREAKING: Reuters has published video images of Marines carrying out the first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles
June 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This will be on the history books as the start of a dictatorship backed by the military.
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You can take “right wing death squads” off your list of fascist things that are probably coming. They’re here.
June 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You can take “right wing death squads” off your list of fascist things that are probably coming. They’re here.
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“If you throw a brick at one of our deputies we’re gonna be notifying your family of where to collect your remains because we will kill you, graveyard dead, we’re not gonna play.”
- the Brevard County Sheriff, in a live press conference.
These guys are foaming at the mouth to go full brownshirts.
- the Brevard County Sheriff, in a live press conference.
These guys are foaming at the mouth to go full brownshirts.
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“If you throw a brick at one of our deputies we’re gonna be notifying your family of where to collect your remains because we will kill you, graveyard dead, we’re not gonna play.”
- the Brevard County Sheriff, in a live press conference.
These guys are foaming at the mouth to go full brownshirts.
- the Brevard County Sheriff, in a live press conference.
These guys are foaming at the mouth to go full brownshirts.
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Ppl are taking up my time rn and I just want to try to pre-order a switch 2 ):
June 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ppl are taking up my time rn and I just want to try to pre-order a switch 2 ):
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June 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things
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i don't believe you had a real childhood if youve never experienced dbz budokai stage transitions.
May 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i don't believe you had a real childhood if youve never experienced dbz budokai stage transitions.
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Why is everyone trying to gaslight me that it's "whitey tighties". It's "tighty whities". It's *only* "tighty whities". It has *always* only been "tighty whities"
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why is everyone trying to gaslight me that it's "whitey tighties". It's "tighty whities". It's *only* "tighty whities". It has *always* only been "tighty whities"
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
I maxed out my Buffalo Wild Wings rewards credit card
May 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I maxed out my Buffalo Wild Wings rewards credit card
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It's really sad that one of the most progressive and political franchises in entertainment history does have such a bigoted and grifting fans
Like I can't understand why would a capitalist like star-trek or a bigot would love x-men it's really weird
Like I can't understand why would a capitalist like star-trek or a bigot would love x-men it's really weird
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It's really sad that one of the most progressive and political franchises in entertainment history does have such a bigoted and grifting fans
Like I can't understand why would a capitalist like star-trek or a bigot would love x-men it's really weird
Like I can't understand why would a capitalist like star-trek or a bigot would love x-men it's really weird