Kyle Wise
@kylepwise.bsky.social
Mustard connoisseur | shorts enthusiast | scholar of the Scorpion King franchise
Is there any beef between James Cameron and Peter Jackson? One of the secondary antagonists in these last two Avatars bears a striking resemblance to Jackson
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is there any beef between James Cameron and Peter Jackson? One of the secondary antagonists in these last two Avatars bears a striking resemblance to Jackson
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Guy who has never set foot in an American DMV: they haven’t even been updated since the 1970s
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Guy who has never set foot in an American DMV: they haven’t even been updated since the 1970s
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Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today.
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today.
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
Rewatched Home Alone last night and John Candy's performance (Gus Polinski, Polka King of the Midwest) is now officially my new favorite part of it
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rewatched Home Alone last night and John Candy's performance (Gus Polinski, Polka King of the Midwest) is now officially my new favorite part of it
Being a columnist at a national publication must rock. You make like six figures annually just to churn out the same centrist contrarian drivel over and over again
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Being a columnist at a national publication must rock. You make like six figures annually just to churn out the same centrist contrarian drivel over and over again
It's really fucked up that The Force Awakens is already 10 years old
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's really fucked up that The Force Awakens is already 10 years old
I am utterly dumbfounded and flabbergasted that the Dinotopia miniseries was made by Hallmark
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I am utterly dumbfounded and flabbergasted that the Dinotopia miniseries was made by Hallmark
This is why I have reverted back to reading stuff on a desktop whenever possible
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is why I have reverted back to reading stuff on a desktop whenever possible
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
Shout out to the parking lot attendant who opened the gate and let me get my car after the garage closed. You are such a real one
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Shout out to the parking lot attendant who opened the gate and let me get my car after the garage closed. You are such a real one
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There are obviously bigger problems with The Phantom Menace, but Rick McCallum really should of confronted Lucas and been like "George, you can have a child monarch or an elected monarch, but you cannot have both"
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are obviously bigger problems with The Phantom Menace, but Rick McCallum really should of confronted Lucas and been like "George, you can have a child monarch or an elected monarch, but you cannot have both"
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
Came out of mosh retirement only to be immediately reminded of why I don't do that anymore
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Came out of mosh retirement only to be immediately reminded of why I don't do that anymore
Honestly, I was tempted
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Honestly, I was tempted
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“Charles Norman Shay, who as a 19-year-old medic on D-Day repeatedly saved soldiers from drowning off Omaha Beach, turning them on their backs, dragging them ashore and binding their wounds, died on Wednesday at his home in Thue et Mue, France, near the site of the Normandy invasion. He was 101.”
Charles Norman Shay, Tribal Elder and World War II Hero, Dies at 101
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Charles Norman Shay, who as a 19-year-old medic on D-Day repeatedly saved soldiers from drowning off Omaha Beach, turning them on their backs, dragging them ashore and binding their wounds, died on Wednesday at his home in Thue et Mue, France, near the site of the Normandy invasion. He was 101.”
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
Will Cain is such a cunt
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Will Cain is such a cunt
A View to a Kill is hilarious in hindsight because it's impossible to watch it today and not think Zorin has the right idea to destroy Silicon Valley
and gentlemen, the idea is simple, 150 kilotons for every poster, delivered express
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A View to a Kill is hilarious in hindsight because it's impossible to watch it today and not think Zorin has the right idea to destroy Silicon Valley
I was all locked in to watch Prehistoric Planet season three only to realize I have not finished season two
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I was all locked in to watch Prehistoric Planet season three only to realize I have not finished season two
This is how I learned Franklin is Canadian
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is how I learned Franklin is Canadian
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My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
For my first ever Bluesky post, I will say that I really liked Predator Badlands, so much so that I didn't even mind the presence of a quirky, sassy robot/AI, which has rapidly become my least favorite scifi tropes
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For my first ever Bluesky post, I will say that I really liked Predator Badlands, so much so that I didn't even mind the presence of a quirky, sassy robot/AI, which has rapidly become my least favorite scifi tropes