Kyle 🛹
@kylecubie.bsky.social
Is this thing on? *ahem*🎤 Filmer 📸/Skater 🛹/Drummer 🥁/Guitarist 🎸| ADHD | Pan💓💛💙| Non-binary | Polyam❤️ | Hesitant Pittsburgher | ACAB 🍉
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Kyle 🛹
@kylecubie.bsky.social
· Mar 12
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I missed lawn care. I missed mowing grass. I missed pulling weeds. I missed getting stoned out of my mind during the day, sun shining, music blasting, shaking my hips and pushing the mower to the beat as I climb the only hill on my 1/4 of an acre.
I missed lawn care. I missed mowing grass. I missed pulling weeds. I missed getting stoned out of my mind during the day, sun shining, music blasting, shaking my hips and pushing the mower to the beat as I climb the only hill on my 1/4 of an acre.
I mean fuck, I like sun, I like the grass
I like gettin' sweaty, I like clippers, I like to mow
I like day-workin' and lawn care and curb appeal
I like doin' Curb Appeal shit, trim it, probably would
I like gettin' sweaty, I like clippers, I like to mow
I like day-workin' and lawn care and curb appeal
I like doin' Curb Appeal shit, trim it, probably would
Does anyone else have a sort of sixth sense where you can actively tell things are gonna crash the fuck out at work but nobody else notices and you're just floating while everyone else panics?
just me?
just me?
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Does anyone else have a sort of sixth sense where you can actively tell things are gonna crash the fuck out at work but nobody else notices and you're just floating while everyone else panics?
just me?
just me?
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"you shouldn't have an opinion on a game if you haven't played it" ppl hate to see me coming
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"you shouldn't have an opinion on a game if you haven't played it" ppl hate to see me coming
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i can usually tell by the fonts what a game is gonna be like and if ill like it or not
"you shouldn't have an opinion on a game if you haven't played it" ppl hate to see me coming
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i can usually tell by the fonts what a game is gonna be like and if ill like it or not
band nerds totally cooked with flagette but I don't think the queer community is ready for that conversation
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
band nerds totally cooked with flagette but I don't think the queer community is ready for that conversation
Pokemon blue boss battle chip tune randomly entered my brain today and has not left.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pokemon blue boss battle chip tune randomly entered my brain today and has not left.
you can see me naked if you want , and also rents due at the end of the week
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you can see me naked if you want , and also rents due at the end of the week
this hurts to read and acknowledge but it's true.
I'm starting to feel fatigued
I'm starting to feel fatigued
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this hurts to read and acknowledge but it's true.
I'm starting to feel fatigued
I'm starting to feel fatigued
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y'all are in her dms. I'm getting personal nudes on the public timeline.
we are not the same
we are not the same
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
y'all are in her dms. I'm getting personal nudes on the public timeline.
we are not the same
we are not the same
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i am continually thankful for what a cis woman friend told me early in transition, “honey, all of femininity is shadowplay. it’s ropes & pulleys & holsters. being a woman is tricking men into seeing what you need them to see so that you fight another day. now put on the fucking shapewear.”
October 30, 2023 at 4:15 PM
i am continually thankful for what a cis woman friend told me early in transition, “honey, all of femininity is shadowplay. it’s ropes & pulleys & holsters. being a woman is tricking men into seeing what you need them to see so that you fight another day. now put on the fucking shapewear.”
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there are 2 men discussing a woman buying shampoo and her power of choice what fucking year is it
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
there are 2 men discussing a woman buying shampoo and her power of choice what fucking year is it
My therapist once said I have elements of irrationality
![Google boss [Sundar Pichai] says trillion-dollar AI investment boom has 'elements of irrationality'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3553q446gonrogr5klgmzd2x/bafkreielf54y3k25m732hiu2zdiwpzxgxpqghx2x2yfgyfuvthufgge5oa@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My therapist once said I have elements of irrationality
I just know this website would fix me
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I just know this website would fix me
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
huge win for the f-35
Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
huge win for the f-35
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
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Aidan’s right. I’m gonna keep saying it: cringe is just a word cowards use
Fearless earnestness is the next cultural phase.
The new Lumines has absolutely killer art direction precisely because it has zero fear of being perceived as corny. It will just throw every idea it has at you and maybe not all will land but at some point you WILL cry about how all humans are connected while matching broccoli and tomatoes onscreen
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Aidan’s right. I’m gonna keep saying it: cringe is just a word cowards use
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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