kylesza
@kyle.fart.band
have multiple years of being dumb saved up
I made this joke first 10 years ago so everyone else who makes it is plagiarizing me and you will hear from my very real lawyer soon.
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I made this joke first 10 years ago so everyone else who makes it is plagiarizing me and you will hear from my very real lawyer soon.
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been thinking about this for 15 years
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
been thinking about this for 15 years
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It’s awesome that Santa and Mrs.Claus gave birth to Jesus Christ
December 23, 2024 at 6:24 PM
It’s awesome that Santa and Mrs.Claus gave birth to Jesus Christ
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It brings me no joy to report that it occurred to me that the main kid from THE POLAR EXPRESS (2004) kinda looks like Big Justice
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
It brings me no joy to report that it occurred to me that the main kid from THE POLAR EXPRESS (2004) kinda looks like Big Justice
Canada Dry? More like Canada Wet.
December 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Canada Dry? More like Canada Wet.
changing the world by having an ACLU donate link in my bio of my private Instagram
December 10, 2024 at 2:32 PM
changing the world by having an ACLU donate link in my bio of my private Instagram
December the 4th be with you.
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
December the 4th be with you.
he hunts people that hurt children
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
he hunts people that hurt children
Thanksgiving? More like thanks for giving me heartburn!
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Thanksgiving? More like thanks for giving me heartburn!
bluesky… threads… mastodon…
what ever happened to a good handshake and kiss on the cheek?
what ever happened to a good handshake and kiss on the cheek?
November 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
bluesky… threads… mastodon…
what ever happened to a good handshake and kiss on the cheek?
what ever happened to a good handshake and kiss on the cheek?
heard they’re launching a new beautiful boy soon, now with usb charging
November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
heard they’re launching a new beautiful boy soon, now with usb charging
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They should make yogurt for men.
10 mins in and this app needs more bullying
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
10 mins in and this app needs more bullying