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I know fuck boys are fun but have you tried up-ing your Prozac dosage and drinking more water?
May 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I know fuck boys are fun but have you tried up-ing your Prozac dosage and drinking more water?
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In the early hours of March 14th, 2025, a total lunar eclipse will be visible across the entire continent.
March 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
In the early hours of March 14th, 2025, a total lunar eclipse will be visible across the entire continent.
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If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
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February 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
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It's the start of #BlackHistoryMonth! Do you know when the first University in the United States was made, which University it was, and who built it?
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It's the start of #BlackHistoryMonth! Do you know when the first University in the United States was made, which University it was, and who built it?
Hey New Hampshire folks! Tomorrow the House Criminal Justice and Public Safety Committee is voting on a bill that would criminalize taking a minor across state borders to access an abortion. If you Oppose this bill, please let your reps know.
#NHPolitics
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January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey New Hampshire folks! Tomorrow the House Criminal Justice and Public Safety Committee is voting on a bill that would criminalize taking a minor across state borders to access an abortion. If you Oppose this bill, please let your reps know.
#NHPolitics
#NHPolitics
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
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January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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