Kuri
@kurisitaru.bsky.social
More than likely I’m posting to avoid working.
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Anyone remember corset piercings? https://bodyartdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/corset_piercing_bg8f1.jpg
September 17, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Anyone remember corset piercings? https://bodyartdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/corset_piercing_bg8f1.jpg
Ppl on Twitter: I need a 5 page essay and MLA formatted sources to prove your OPINION is right!
Jesus Christ.
I’m no longer taking homework assignments from sh*t posters on that hell site. Google is free, I’m not your search engine MFers!
Jesus Christ.
I’m no longer taking homework assignments from sh*t posters on that hell site. Google is free, I’m not your search engine MFers!
September 29, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Ppl on Twitter: I need a 5 page essay and MLA formatted sources to prove your OPINION is right!
Jesus Christ.
I’m no longer taking homework assignments from sh*t posters on that hell site. Google is free, I’m not your search engine MFers!
Jesus Christ.
I’m no longer taking homework assignments from sh*t posters on that hell site. Google is free, I’m not your search engine MFers!
The internet is just one giant inside joke.
September 22, 2023 at 9:47 PM
The internet is just one giant inside joke.
Anyone remember corset piercings? https://bodyartdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/corset_piercing_bg8f1.jpg
September 17, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Anyone remember corset piercings? https://bodyartdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/corset_piercing_bg8f1.jpg
This was the comment left on a video about a man harassing a woman so she “puts her number in his phone”
And Ladies. What is keeping us from doing this to every man who demands our number when we don’t want to give it?
And Ladies. What is keeping us from doing this to every man who demands our number when we don’t want to give it?
September 12, 2023 at 12:26 AM
This was the comment left on a video about a man harassing a woman so she “puts her number in his phone”
And Ladies. What is keeping us from doing this to every man who demands our number when we don’t want to give it?
And Ladies. What is keeping us from doing this to every man who demands our number when we don’t want to give it?
Have you ever been so drunk that you have to keep one eye closed?
August 31, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Have you ever been so drunk that you have to keep one eye closed?
I love when you complain about how expensive a surgery is and someone tells you to get insurance, and you get to tell them you have it. And do they want to know the PREMIUMS you had to pay ON TOP of the surgery costs?
Insurance or not, health care is far too expensive.
Insurance or not, health care is far too expensive.
August 29, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I love when you complain about how expensive a surgery is and someone tells you to get insurance, and you get to tell them you have it. And do they want to know the PREMIUMS you had to pay ON TOP of the surgery costs?
Insurance or not, health care is far too expensive.
Insurance or not, health care is far too expensive.
Sometimes someone will call and I’ll ignore it, only to text back 3 minute later “sorry I was driving, What’s up?”
To force them to text me what they needed like a normal person would.
#millennial
To force them to text me what they needed like a normal person would.
#millennial
August 29, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Sometimes someone will call and I’ll ignore it, only to text back 3 minute later “sorry I was driving, What’s up?”
To force them to text me what they needed like a normal person would.
#millennial
To force them to text me what they needed like a normal person would.
#millennial
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The fact I made it out of my child hood with both my eyes after owning this toy is a true miracle. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/bb/9e/8cbb9e331c77650616c05de4bc72c656.jpg
August 28, 2023 at 5:32 AM
The fact I made it out of my child hood with both my eyes after owning this toy is a true miracle. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/bb/9e/8cbb9e331c77650616c05de4bc72c656.jpg
The fact I made it out of my child hood with both my eyes after owning this toy is a true miracle. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/bb/9e/8cbb9e331c77650616c05de4bc72c656.jpg
August 28, 2023 at 5:32 AM
The fact I made it out of my child hood with both my eyes after owning this toy is a true miracle. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/bb/9e/8cbb9e331c77650616c05de4bc72c656.jpg
My sister cut her dogs hair and she missed a tuft… he’s now doggy Alfalfa - and I guess that makes him a member of the He-Man woman hating club.
August 26, 2023 at 8:22 AM
My sister cut her dogs hair and she missed a tuft… he’s now doggy Alfalfa - and I guess that makes him a member of the He-Man woman hating club.
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Well everyone?
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
August 22, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Well everyone?
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
Well everyone?
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
August 22, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Well everyone?
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
I have many, but the one that makes me LOL the most is that “money doesn’t buy happiness.”
I personally block and forget they exist because my ADHD supplies me with object permanence issues, so a block from me means you vanish from my thoughts completely.
Sometimes ADHD is a super power for me like that.
Sometimes ADHD is a super power for me like that.
i've seen people on here saying that they like seeing public block lists because they like laughing at people who are mad at them and think they're blocking them because they're obsessed and i cannot stress enough that people block because they specifically don't want to think about you
Or: speaking as someone endowed by nature with inherent asshole tendencies - and who knows it’s MY responsibility to be accountable for that - I try hard to avoid situations where I’m *really* tempted by the urge to be a shitfuck.
Thus: blocking and muting.
Thus: blocking and muting.
August 21, 2023 at 9:34 PM
I personally block and forget they exist because my ADHD supplies me with object permanence issues, so a block from me means you vanish from my thoughts completely.
Sometimes ADHD is a super power for me like that.
Sometimes ADHD is a super power for me like that.
This is a great reason to get banned from Twitter though.
I have a feeling I may not be on X much longer.
August 18, 2023 at 5:52 AM
This is a great reason to get banned from Twitter though.
Why do we all get up at 7:00 for work? Who let the morning ppl decide the hours of operation?
Was the night watch sleeping in when that was chosen!?
Was the night watch sleeping in when that was chosen!?
August 18, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Why do we all get up at 7:00 for work? Who let the morning ppl decide the hours of operation?
Was the night watch sleeping in when that was chosen!?
Was the night watch sleeping in when that was chosen!?
My boss asked me to make a slide for a work meeting so I can “participate”.
I’m totally not making a slide of dad jokes at all.
Such as:
What do you call an intelligent insect? An accountANT!
I’m totally not making a slide of dad jokes at all.
Such as:
What do you call an intelligent insect? An accountANT!
August 17, 2023 at 4:00 PM
My boss asked me to make a slide for a work meeting so I can “participate”.
I’m totally not making a slide of dad jokes at all.
Such as:
What do you call an intelligent insect? An accountANT!
I’m totally not making a slide of dad jokes at all.
Such as:
What do you call an intelligent insect? An accountANT!
I feel like I’m incapable. A cop wouldn’t have to torture me or anything, just be quiet and I would talk so much I’d eventually admit to the crime.
I’m pretty sure I even talk in my sleep!
I’m pretty sure I even talk in my sleep!
you can make people absolutely livid by simply shutting the fuck up. it’s like a super power
I always try to remember that shutting the fuck up is free forever
August 16, 2023 at 1:21 AM
I feel like I’m incapable. A cop wouldn’t have to torture me or anything, just be quiet and I would talk so much I’d eventually admit to the crime.
I’m pretty sure I even talk in my sleep!
I’m pretty sure I even talk in my sleep!
If I seem to have randomly followed you recently, it’s because I know your from Twitter or I think I do. So hey old Twitter friends! Glad I found ya!
Too bad it isn’t as easy to find the ppl on my blocked list… hate to have to deal with those ones again. Lol.
Too bad it isn’t as easy to find the ppl on my blocked list… hate to have to deal with those ones again. Lol.
August 16, 2023 at 1:03 AM
If I seem to have randomly followed you recently, it’s because I know your from Twitter or I think I do. So hey old Twitter friends! Glad I found ya!
Too bad it isn’t as easy to find the ppl on my blocked list… hate to have to deal with those ones again. Lol.
Too bad it isn’t as easy to find the ppl on my blocked list… hate to have to deal with those ones again. Lol.
It’s hilarious that when Elon is brought up on Twitter all his weird fan boys come crawling.
He’s mentioned here and I’m pretty sure someone is handing out the pitch forks ready to lead the charge to destroy him.
*gathers the pitchforks*
He’s mentioned here and I’m pretty sure someone is handing out the pitch forks ready to lead the charge to destroy him.
*gathers the pitchforks*
August 16, 2023 at 12:49 AM
It’s hilarious that when Elon is brought up on Twitter all his weird fan boys come crawling.
He’s mentioned here and I’m pretty sure someone is handing out the pitch forks ready to lead the charge to destroy him.
*gathers the pitchforks*
He’s mentioned here and I’m pretty sure someone is handing out the pitch forks ready to lead the charge to destroy him.
*gathers the pitchforks*
I agree. But also, can we make men in corsets come *in* style?
August 15, 2023 at 7:27 AM
I agree. But also, can we make men in corsets come *in* style?