Too bad they don’t last. =\

HI!!!!

Glad I found you!!!!! Twitter may actually die once Elon demands ppl pay for it. And I’ll definitely be gone once / if that happens!

The rule for being fat is simple.

If you are a woman, and a man is attracted to you but that attraction is not reciprocated, you are now fat.

I wear the title like a badge of honor honestly.

Hahahahaha I love it

I always thought it was in regards to kids in school being harassed online by peers as well as in class? Like they had no reprieve at home from bullies because of social media.

Then ppl stole that concept and made it into something else…

Live free or die moist

I always welcome transwomen, but I also feel for them, because y’all are going to have to deal with the negatives of being a woman and being mansplained to is just the tip of the ice burg.

Anyway; welcome to the team! Girls night is every night and cosmos are served on pink Wednesday.

We mean… figurative “shit” …. Right?

Do itttttt.

I think you can hide the blue check now too. So you don’t have to promote the blue check.

Currently watching the Moist Wars.

I always score as the Villian on the “what Disney character are you”.

@southparksaint.bsky.social can vouch for me.

I mute ppl I hate. I block the annoying ones. (Or I block back). Blocking I don’t see their annoying posts.

But

Muting seems more sinister, they see you pop up and no matter how hard they try, you never respond or care about what they say. They just get to die mad about w/e you said.

My sister had a surgery and the nurse was “out of network” but the doctor, hospital, and everything else was “in network”.

How TF does that work exactly…?

I’m definitely scared of cancelled and delayed flights. 😬

I mean… you’re not wrong. And something CEOs in large companies do anyway.

Then they just pay a minor fee on top of the millions they earned and we pretend they’ll behave next time.

I have scoliosis and a rod in my back and I was told, repeatedly, to do yoga and/or Pilates to help my spine.

But I just hate yoga and Pilates. I would rather run a marathon and I also hate running…

I love working from home, cause now I don’t have to care if Betty from HE sees me chatting on Social media for 5 seconds.

I use to our worms in my pockets. Glad I wasn’t in that phase when I owned that scrunchy.

Or maybe the secret to shiny and glowing hair was earth work alone and I could have bottled that and made millions…?