Kukla Reaper
@kukla-reaper.bsky.social
queer cat mom + aussie with adhd
victorian government: machetes are illegal to possess
victorians: ok cool, and what are you going to do when people take their machetes into public and attack random civilians with said machetes?
government: give them bail, they're just nice young men, we wouldnt want to ruin their futures 😊
victorians: ok cool, and what are you going to do when people take their machetes into public and attack random civilians with said machetes?
government: give them bail, they're just nice young men, we wouldnt want to ruin their futures 😊
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
victorian government: machetes are illegal to possess
victorians: ok cool, and what are you going to do when people take their machetes into public and attack random civilians with said machetes?
government: give them bail, they're just nice young men, we wouldnt want to ruin their futures 😊
victorians: ok cool, and what are you going to do when people take their machetes into public and attack random civilians with said machetes?
government: give them bail, they're just nice young men, we wouldnt want to ruin their futures 😊
adhd means buying a ton of supplies for your current hyperfixation hobby, moving on after 3 weeks, and then knowing exactly where those supplies are 7 years later when you suddenly need them for a totally different project
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
adhd means buying a ton of supplies for your current hyperfixation hobby, moving on after 3 weeks, and then knowing exactly where those supplies are 7 years later when you suddenly need them for a totally different project
going to a gig in a few days, and i am more excited than ever before. the headline band absolutely fuckin suuuuuuck but the sole opening band is my favorite band of all time, who'll finish at 830pm, and then i can just fuck off merrily to bed. because i am old.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
going to a gig in a few days, and i am more excited than ever before. the headline band absolutely fuckin suuuuuuck but the sole opening band is my favorite band of all time, who'll finish at 830pm, and then i can just fuck off merrily to bed. because i am old.
one time a band dropped a new song on insta and a 14yo fan commented "the guitar bit at the end is the best" and the guitar player went OFF about how she was a poser, not a real fan, because she shouldve known the sound was a BASS and NOT A GUITAR!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
one time a band dropped a new song on insta and a 14yo fan commented "the guitar bit at the end is the best" and the guitar player went OFF about how she was a poser, not a real fan, because she shouldve known the sound was a BASS and NOT A GUITAR!!!!
went to the curbside bin, lights behind me but none ahead, cloudy sky, can barely see what i'm doing, and yet there was a patch of shadow darker than the rest, the shadow of a shape not usually there. i skedaddled, didnt look back, locked the door behind me, and my dreams will be haunted by cryptids
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
went to the curbside bin, lights behind me but none ahead, cloudy sky, can barely see what i'm doing, and yet there was a patch of shadow darker than the rest, the shadow of a shape not usually there. i skedaddled, didnt look back, locked the door behind me, and my dreams will be haunted by cryptids
sunday arvos at parliament house in melbourne are fuckin awesome because EVERY bride getting married in melbourne will show up to get wedding photos. there's currently 7 brides on the steps, refusing to acknowledge each other's existence
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
sunday arvos at parliament house in melbourne are fuckin awesome because EVERY bride getting married in melbourne will show up to get wedding photos. there's currently 7 brides on the steps, refusing to acknowledge each other's existence
walking down the westgate tunnel for discovery day and opening an article in the middle of a crowd and exclaiming WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FIREFIGHTERS UNION ARE URGING PEOPLE TO NOT BE HERE BECAUSE THE AIR. MAY. NOT. BE. BREATHABLE.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
walking down the westgate tunnel for discovery day and opening an article in the middle of a crowd and exclaiming WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FIREFIGHTERS UNION ARE URGING PEOPLE TO NOT BE HERE BECAUSE THE AIR. MAY. NOT. BE. BREATHABLE.
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
good to see the accutane is working**
**removing a chunk of my skin when i took off my glasses
**removing a chunk of my skin when i took off my glasses
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
good to see the accutane is working**
**removing a chunk of my skin when i took off my glasses
**removing a chunk of my skin when i took off my glasses
it's a special kind of insane to have a kid, and love being a parent, and have another kid, and then decide that you only want to be a part time parent, and continuously dump your kids at the house of someone who does not have kids because they do not like or want children
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it's a special kind of insane to have a kid, and love being a parent, and have another kid, and then decide that you only want to be a part time parent, and continuously dump your kids at the house of someone who does not have kids because they do not like or want children
my cat woke me up at 7am the other day, and, half asleep, my response was "oh! hello!! what kind of bear are you?!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
my cat woke me up at 7am the other day, and, half asleep, my response was "oh! hello!! what kind of bear are you?!"
from the few hundred halloween outfits i saw last night, the two main aussie costumes were pennywise and patrick bateman, with multiples of each one congratulating the others on their excellent taste
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
from the few hundred halloween outfits i saw last night, the two main aussie costumes were pennywise and patrick bateman, with multiples of each one congratulating the others on their excellent taste
i am part bowerbird, on my mothers side, and every time i see sparkly items, i squeal
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
i am part bowerbird, on my mothers side, and every time i see sparkly items, i squeal
i love halloween goth events because some outfits, you can't tell if this is their Halloween Costume, or their Goth Event outfit, or just a normal friday getup
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
i love halloween goth events because some outfits, you can't tell if this is their Halloween Costume, or their Goth Event outfit, or just a normal friday getup
subliminal messaging works stupidly well on me. i fall in love with whatever product is NOT the thing being advertised.
oh, you're selling face serum? i love your dress.
you're selling those jeans? sure, but where are the shoes from?
oh, you have a dating app? cool but what kind of dog is that?
oh, you're selling face serum? i love your dress.
you're selling those jeans? sure, but where are the shoes from?
oh, you have a dating app? cool but what kind of dog is that?
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
subliminal messaging works stupidly well on me. i fall in love with whatever product is NOT the thing being advertised.
oh, you're selling face serum? i love your dress.
you're selling those jeans? sure, but where are the shoes from?
oh, you have a dating app? cool but what kind of dog is that?
oh, you're selling face serum? i love your dress.
you're selling those jeans? sure, but where are the shoes from?
oh, you have a dating app? cool but what kind of dog is that?
took the jimny on my first genuine 4WD experience today and spent the entire time thinking about this image from the manual
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
took the jimny on my first genuine 4WD experience today and spent the entire time thinking about this image from the manual
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![Barbie crying [edited]: He thinks I'm megafauna? I don't suppress the growth of woody vegetation or stabilize the abundance of smaller animals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wpdti66qcvzywaum55sucghw/bafkreid33rymnixdez3rme5jbyhrvmymugiq7bqfnyxmz2pjh6tpoicrnq@jpeg)
watching barbie princess and the pauper, and theyre right. if i overheard a girl serenading her cat, i'd fall instantly in love with her, too
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
watching barbie princess and the pauper, and theyre right. if i overheard a girl serenading her cat, i'd fall instantly in love with her, too
i keep seeing the same ad for a mazda cx-60, with a sentient blue furby in the backseat, and i gotta tell you, this ad is really working on me. i have been researching blue furbies for weeks
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i keep seeing the same ad for a mazda cx-60, with a sentient blue furby in the backseat, and i gotta tell you, this ad is really working on me. i have been researching blue furbies for weeks
[watching the netflix ed gein show]
her: it looks like you're having criminal thoughts
me: i was trying to work out how many people you'd need to skin to cover a couch this size. would you do the back? or just the front? or maybe just the cushions?
her: it looks like you're having criminal thoughts
me: i was trying to work out how many people you'd need to skin to cover a couch this size. would you do the back? or just the front? or maybe just the cushions?
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
[watching the netflix ed gein show]
her: it looks like you're having criminal thoughts
me: i was trying to work out how many people you'd need to skin to cover a couch this size. would you do the back? or just the front? or maybe just the cushions?
her: it looks like you're having criminal thoughts
me: i was trying to work out how many people you'd need to skin to cover a couch this size. would you do the back? or just the front? or maybe just the cushions?
picture it: a ringwraith walks onstage and uses a violin bow against an electric guitar to play the most beautiful music you've ever heard.
that's just a normal gig for Imminence.
that's just a normal gig for Imminence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
picture it: a ringwraith walks onstage and uses a violin bow against an electric guitar to play the most beautiful music you've ever heard.
that's just a normal gig for Imminence.
that's just a normal gig for Imminence.
me: im selling these boots with free standard shipping
her: can i get express shipping
me: if you're willing to pay $20 for express, then yes
her: no no, can i get free express shipping
me: no
her: what the actual fuck
me: my thoughts exactly, girl, fuck outta here
her: can i get express shipping
me: if you're willing to pay $20 for express, then yes
her: no no, can i get free express shipping
me: no
her: what the actual fuck
me: my thoughts exactly, girl, fuck outta here
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
me: im selling these boots with free standard shipping
her: can i get express shipping
me: if you're willing to pay $20 for express, then yes
her: no no, can i get free express shipping
me: no
her: what the actual fuck
me: my thoughts exactly, girl, fuck outta here
her: can i get express shipping
me: if you're willing to pay $20 for express, then yes
her: no no, can i get free express shipping
me: no
her: what the actual fuck
me: my thoughts exactly, girl, fuck outta here
walked into the mall as a family walked out, and one of the little girls looks at me with a huge grin and goes "dad, did you SEE the PRETTY LADY?!"
i could see the cogs turning as he tried to decide whether to say yes for his daughter or no for his wife
i could see the cogs turning as he tried to decide whether to say yes for his daughter or no for his wife
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
walked into the mall as a family walked out, and one of the little girls looks at me with a huge grin and goes "dad, did you SEE the PRETTY LADY?!"
i could see the cogs turning as he tried to decide whether to say yes for his daughter or no for his wife
i could see the cogs turning as he tried to decide whether to say yes for his daughter or no for his wife
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Would you let them all just spit in your mouth?
No?
Then put a mask on, what's wrong with you, you're being gross. And if nothing else, it will keep you from touching the straps/stanchions/railings that everyone else is touching, then absentmindedly touching your face.
No?
Then put a mask on, what's wrong with you, you're being gross. And if nothing else, it will keep you from touching the straps/stanchions/railings that everyone else is touching, then absentmindedly touching your face.
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Would you let them all just spit in your mouth?
No?
Then put a mask on, what's wrong with you, you're being gross. And if nothing else, it will keep you from touching the straps/stanchions/railings that everyone else is touching, then absentmindedly touching your face.
No?
Then put a mask on, what's wrong with you, you're being gross. And if nothing else, it will keep you from touching the straps/stanchions/railings that everyone else is touching, then absentmindedly touching your face.
dear youtube: nobody wants to watch your 2 hour long ad breaks in the middle of the 20 minute video they clicked on. stop it, you're embarrassing yourself
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
dear youtube: nobody wants to watch your 2 hour long ad breaks in the middle of the 20 minute video they clicked on. stop it, you're embarrassing yourself