Kukla Reaper
@kukla-reaper.bsky.social
queer cat mom + aussie with adhd
i explored an overgrown cemetery with my best friend, on a road trip to the city
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i explored an overgrown cemetery with my best friend, on a road trip to the city
my cat woke me up at 7am the other day, and, half asleep, my response was "oh! hello!! what kind of bear are you?!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
my cat woke me up at 7am the other day, and, half asleep, my response was "oh! hello!! what kind of bear are you?!"
took the jimny on my first genuine 4WD experience today and spent the entire time thinking about this image from the manual
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
took the jimny on my first genuine 4WD experience today and spent the entire time thinking about this image from the manual
man goes fishing but when he goes to reel in his catch, the fish pops up like
October 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
man goes fishing but when he goes to reel in his catch, the fish pops up like
i contacted a candy company to say that shards of hard clear plastic had been sandwiched between the candy and i nearly swallowed what was essentially a one-inch razor.
they're sending me free candy to apologize. i think they're trying to kill me
they're sending me free candy to apologize. i think they're trying to kill me
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i contacted a candy company to say that shards of hard clear plastic had been sandwiched between the candy and i nearly swallowed what was essentially a one-inch razor.
they're sending me free candy to apologize. i think they're trying to kill me
they're sending me free candy to apologize. i think they're trying to kill me
my face when i'm watching my life with the walter boys and everyone is cheering for alex having just successfully ridden a bucking bronc except he shouldve been disqualified because both hands gripped the rope before his 8 seconds were up:
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
my face when i'm watching my life with the walter boys and everyone is cheering for alex having just successfully ridden a bucking bronc except he shouldve been disqualified because both hands gripped the rope before his 8 seconds were up:
happy wednesday 13 to those who celebrate. or wednednesday 13, to that one guy with the misspelled tattoo 👀
August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
happy wednesday 13 to those who celebrate. or wednednesday 13, to that one guy with the misspelled tattoo 👀
i should become a cat account, since it's my entire camera roll anyway
August 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
i should become a cat account, since it's my entire camera roll anyway
guys, it's a reference to missy wanting momma to come home
June 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
guys, it's a reference to missy wanting momma to come home
the perfect heels for when you want everyone to know that you murdered daffy duck in the name of fashion
June 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
the perfect heels for when you want everyone to know that you murdered daffy duck in the name of fashion
i forgot to save a document and, after 3 hours of work, tobe has just confirmed that it is gone forever. alas etc
April 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i forgot to save a document and, after 3 hours of work, tobe has just confirmed that it is gone forever. alas etc
here's the hong de group, a dragon dance team from the city, and they're so damn good
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
here's the hong de group, a dragon dance team from the city, and they're so damn good
i'm so used to living in an aussie gold rush town that frankly, i forget that most towns don't have thousands of people gather from across the globe to watch lion and dragon dance teams performing for easter
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i'm so used to living in an aussie gold rush town that frankly, i forget that most towns don't have thousands of people gather from across the globe to watch lion and dragon dance teams performing for easter
DID I JUST FIND THE RAREST NAME IN THE WORLD?!
April 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
DID I JUST FIND THE RAREST NAME IN THE WORLD?!
how to wear a mini skirt in your 50s in two easy steps:
1. be in your 50s
2. put on a mini skirt
congratulation, your did it!
1. be in your 50s
2. put on a mini skirt
congratulation, your did it!
February 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
how to wear a mini skirt in your 50s in two easy steps:
1. be in your 50s
2. put on a mini skirt
congratulation, your did it!
1. be in your 50s
2. put on a mini skirt
congratulation, your did it!
me: how did we get here?
my cat, waxing philosophical on the nature of free will and making choices based on the information we have at the time and the unpredictability of the future and other people: 😺
me: no, i mean this part of the garden, i don't remember walking over here at all
my cat, waxing philosophical on the nature of free will and making choices based on the information we have at the time and the unpredictability of the future and other people: 😺
me: no, i mean this part of the garden, i don't remember walking over here at all
February 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
me: how did we get here?
my cat, waxing philosophical on the nature of free will and making choices based on the information we have at the time and the unpredictability of the future and other people: 😺
me: no, i mean this part of the garden, i don't remember walking over here at all
my cat, waxing philosophical on the nature of free will and making choices based on the information we have at the time and the unpredictability of the future and other people: 😺
me: no, i mean this part of the garden, i don't remember walking over here at all
if you are able to access a patch of nature on a regular basis, i highly recommend it. even if you just sit and read a book, or stand in a patch of sunshine for a minute before going back inside, it can do wonders just to see nature existing
February 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
if you are able to access a patch of nature on a regular basis, i highly recommend it. even if you just sit and read a book, or stand in a patch of sunshine for a minute before going back inside, it can do wonders just to see nature existing
this is so funny because it gets you excited to see all these lovely landscapes and then you watch the movie which has one brief scene at the beach and the rest of the movie is in a flooded store below ground level
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this is so funny because it gets you excited to see all these lovely landscapes and then you watch the movie which has one brief scene at the beach and the rest of the movie is in a flooded store below ground level
it doesn't matter how much or how little sleep i get, i always wake up within the last few minutes before my alarm goes off, and this feature is so useful to me
February 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
it doesn't matter how much or how little sleep i get, i always wake up within the last few minutes before my alarm goes off, and this feature is so useful to me
this, but exacerbated by the fact that i know my memory doesn't work very well. i recall a few facts of my last cat but have no actual memories of her at all, in spite of how much i loved her. i can't stand the thought of one day having no memories of tobe
January 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this, but exacerbated by the fact that i know my memory doesn't work very well. i recall a few facts of my last cat but have no actual memories of her at all, in spite of how much i loved her. i can't stand the thought of one day having no memories of tobe
his speech to the ADF campaign on Saturday definitely reads like all foreigners are bad in his eyes. interesting that it comes from a south african living in texas and speaking to a political party in germany
January 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
his speech to the ADF campaign on Saturday definitely reads like all foreigners are bad in his eyes. interesting that it comes from a south african living in texas and speaking to a political party in germany
took this photo while walking my cat at midnight and i just think it's neat
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
took this photo while walking my cat at midnight and i just think it's neat
yup! this was at 1am today
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
yup! this was at 1am today